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    [–] The Cam Girl Invasion of Twitch DakotaDevil 3 points ago in videos

    Ok, but he has to send the fart first.

    [–] The 8 Stages of a Board Gamer DakotaDevil 4 points ago in boardgames

    Yup. I'd say that I have never played about 80% of the games in my collection. Yet, I continue to buy games knowing I'll never play them. They are fun to look at though 😐

    [–] My turn? DakotaDevil 14 points ago in gifs

    Yeah, he's pretty sharp.

    [–] Silliest/pettiest reason TO buy a game? DakotaDevil 20 points ago in boardgames

    I'm a simple man. I see expansions for a game I own, I buy them.

    [–] Silliest/pettiest reason TO buy a game? DakotaDevil 47 points ago in boardgames

    I'm really debating purchasing Twilight Imperium 4th edition. Like seriously ready to pull the trigger. It looks bad ass. Rules have been cleaned up and it is getting a lot of praise.

    The problem? I own Twilight Imperium 3rd edition and all of the expansions. I bought it in 2012, so I've owned it for five years now. I have played it exactly zero times. Sure, I've set the game up and played through a trial run by myself to learn the game flow. But I've never actually played the game with anyone. And I never will. I have a hard enough time getting friends to play games like Scythe and Cosmic Encounter. No chance for TI3.

    I won't play TI4 either. But I have to buy it. Otherwise I'll feel that I'm missing out on something by not buying it, even though I know that I will never play it.

    [–] Refreshing! DakotaDevil 53 points ago in funny

    Dew it.

    [–] When my wife tells me that she plans to have sex with me later this evening... DakotaDevil 95 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    Yes, I've read that this works wonders. Then definitely bring this up in conversation with your wife.

    [–] When my wife tells me that she plans to have sex with me later this evening... DakotaDevil 90 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    The worst part of all of this is that it's also No Nut November. It's going to be a long next couple of weeks, my friend.

    [–] Thanksgiving DakotaDevil 251 points ago in youdontsurf

    Hey, I brought you this great pie that I made myself.

    [–] Flat out in a Fiat DakotaDevil 44 points ago in gifs

    Someone call Liam Neeson STAT

    [–] Two accidentally shot in church while discussing church shootings DakotaDevil 1 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago) in news

    Well sure, that's true. I don't think anyone expects his wife to sue. However, you can just go around firing weapons willy-nilly in public places for the hell of it. Why wouldn't prosecutors file charges for the unlawful discharge of a weapon in public? Or negligent discharge? There has to be something that the offender could be charged for. By not filing charges, it shows that this type of negligence is accepted. What if he would have shot someone in the head? Would charges have been filed then?

    [–] Two accidentally shot in church while discussing church shootings DakotaDevil 2 points ago in news

    I expected to see it, but was still pissed when I read "charges will not be filed". Are you kidding me? Imagine the same setting, but someone has cannabis on them. Why would someone have weed on them in church you ask? Because why the fuck not. Anyway, for whatever reason, the police show up. The cannabis user is not only arrested, but charges are guaranteed to be filed. The person probably ends up spending a bunch of money on legal fees and has to do time in jail.

    Meanwhile, it's fine that grandpa is carrying a deadly weapon in fucking church and shoots someone. But we will turn our heads the other way because it was an accident. Plus, it's Tennessee so guns are good and weed is the reincarnation of the devil.

    Give me a fucking break.

    [–] My only question about EA's announcement DakotaDevil 25 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago) in PrequelMemes

    please insert 20,000 credits and the blood of a virgin