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    [–] Hey not bad guys DeadWombats 1 points ago in dankmemes

    Sleep was invented in 1804 by Alfred Sleep when he tried to invent a trial mode of death.

    [–] Zelda lenticular. DeadWombats 1 points ago in gaming

    That's damn good.

    [–] Navy, no! DeadWombats 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 hours ago) in dankmemes

    No animal looks at a human and goes "You know what, that looks sexy".

    Look, I'm not gonna defend furries or anything, but just for shits and giggles I'd like to point out that domesticated ostriches definitely think we humans are sexy.

    [–] Navy, no! DeadWombats 1 points ago in dankmemes

    I can almost hear the spaghetti falling out of your pockets.

    [–] Navy, no! DeadWombats 7 points ago in dankmemes

    I hate everything about this

    [–] Honestly you all really shouldn't give a fuck about what other fanbases think of you all DeadWombats 6 points ago in Browns

    The coach also made it clear that we shouldn't be acting like winners yet. So what if we had a good off-season? Whooptie-hell! We still have to prove it just like any other team.

    [–] The anatomy of a Pokèball DeadWombats 1 points ago in gaming

    Pokemon are still conscious when inside the ball and aware of what's going on. They've been known to shake their balls or force them open in response to something happening in the outside world.

    [–] We went from the most pitied team to possibly the most hated all in one offseason DeadWombats -3 points ago in Browns

    You have every right to be loud and proud. You have no right to be obnoxious.

    We haven't proven a damn thing yet, and have nothing to gloat about. Freddie has been saying shit like this all off-season. Whoopty hell!

    [–] We went from the most pitied team to possibly the most hated all in one offseason DeadWombats -9 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in Browns

    I'm reading the replies here and holy fuck you guys are toxic as hell.

    I bet it feels good to act indignant but this "fuck everyone else" mentality is exactly why people hate us now. If you saw this kind of mentality on a steelers or ravens forum you'd throw up in your mouth.

    It's like y'all forgot how to have pride in your team without being a douchebag about it. Nobody here is taking a step back and thinking "maybe we're being obnoxious and it's causing others to dislike us", y'all are actively celebrating the fact that people don't like us and that is one hell of a slippery slope into douchbaggery. I shouldn't even go this far, but fuck it: this is the same mentality trump supporters have. They keep doubling-down in the face of negativity and end up insufferable and stubborn. Y'all are starting to do the same thing.

    [–] Chargers release long snapper Mike Windt DeadWombats 2 points ago in nfl

    Chargers are now in full rebuild mode. Pack it in, fellas. This season's a wash.

    [–] The anatomy of a Pokèball DeadWombats 2 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in gaming

    Pokeballs transform the captured pokemon into a sort of light energy. The inside of pokeballs are depicted to have a mirror-like surface that contains the energy within the ball.

    Pokemon inside are still conscious despite not having a physical body, as they still retain a sense of hearing and may react to the outside world by jiggling their ball or forcing it open.

    But pokeballs only work on pokemon, meaning there's something about the physical make-up of pokemon that allows them to take this form, rather than the process only being possible through super-advanced technology. Pokemon lore states that in the past, pokemon were captured in hollowed-out fruit shells and even giant stone capsules.

    EDIT: Captured pokemon are not digitized. Rather, pokeballs are capable of physically teleporting from PC to PC via the PC network.

    [–] pulled off my first zero to death with Ken! DeadWombats 2 points ago in smashbros

    How could you disrespect my man the piranha plant like that

    [–] Creature in the Well - Gameplay Trailer DeadWombats 1 points ago in NintendoSwitch

    What a creative and innovative game! Looks like a lot of fun!

    [–] CHUNKIE GANG DeadWombats 0 points ago in memes

    and lawd, they cometh on a chonk hoss

    [–] A one eye, 4 ears cat DeadWombats 1 points ago in aww

    These new Pokemon are weird.

    [–] FBI open up! DeadWombats 4 points ago in memes

    Guys, please stop talking about this on my christian minecraft server, or my mom will be pissed.

    [–] Benereal Disease DeadWombats 9 points ago in WTF

    Ah, a vintage gif. Excellent year, too. Good show, old sport!

    [–] Odell Beckham Jr. Talks Cleveland Trade, Says Giants 'Thought They'd Send Me Here to Die' DeadWombats 28 points ago in nfl

    It's a not-so-secret secret that for years, many players had a "no cleveland" stipulation in their trade demands.

    Everybody viewed Cleveland as a place where careers come to die. That idea has only changed just this year.