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    [–] F emo it’s DeadWombats 1 points ago in memes

    Oh boy can't wait to sort by controversial.

    [–] Not surprised DeadWombats 2 points ago in dankmemes

    Ha, as if the mods ever have real, actual sex.

    [–] Roaches are terrifying... DeadWombats 16 points ago in allthingszerg

    Not to be that guy, but the marine's gauss guns are fully auto with a default burst fire mode.

    You can clearly hear this in-game, but it's also plainly stated in the lore. The hand-waving for stimpack is that it gives increased muscle control, which lets the marine control the gun's recoil better, allowing them to sustain fire for longer.

    In-game, stimpack just reduces the delay between each burst fire.

    [–] What does an ultimate late game comp look like for Zerg? DeadWombats 3 points ago in allthingszerg

    The ultimate late game comp is an infinite amount of supply-free overseers.

    Your opponent can't build an army when literally every production building is constantly contaminated.

    [–] Roaches are terrifying... DeadWombats 15 points ago in allthingszerg

    And then some weird protoss robotty boi boops its snoot and the elephant LITERALLY EXPLODES.

    [–] Normally WRs are overvalued. Rare for a WR to have such a huge impact on a tm like OBJ has for Eli/Giants. 20 gms w/out OBJ: 61% comp, 6.4 ypa, 229 yds/gm, 27td, 20int (1.3 td/int) 18 ppg on O ————. 59 gms W/OBJ: 64% comp, 7.1 ypa, 272 yds/gm, 104td, 47int (2.2 td/int) 23 ppg on O DeadWombats 1 points ago in Browns

    Look at the '99 Browns. Tim Couch could have been another Elway. But he had no one to throw to, no run game to take away the pressure, and the o-line was absolutely porous. The offense stunk and Couch was always getting injured due to constant sacks.

    No one is arguing that franchise QBs are a critical part of a winning team. But that alone will NOT win you superbowls ... hell, it won't even get you a winning record. You need to build around them or you'll have another Tim Couch scenario.

    [–] Roaches are terrifying... DeadWombats 61 points ago in allthingszerg

    You think that's scary? Imagine some dude in big armor that injects DRUGS that makes him run faster than USAIN BOLT ON COCAINE and the drugs also make his GUN shoot FASTER.

    [–] Normally WRs are overvalued. Rare for a WR to have such a huge impact on a tm like OBJ has for Eli/Giants. 20 gms w/out OBJ: 61% comp, 6.4 ypa, 229 yds/gm, 27td, 20int (1.3 td/int) 18 ppg on O ————. 59 gms W/OBJ: 64% comp, 7.1 ypa, 272 yds/gm, 104td, 47int (2.2 td/int) 23 ppg on O DeadWombats 1 points ago in Browns

    Ah you have to start splitting hairs to keep justifying your position. "It was a different time, so your proof doesn't count" ... that's about the cheapest hand-waving I can imagine. It was 18 years ago and the game hasn't changed that much.

    Hell, you can't even argue that franchise QBs won the most recent superbowl. The Pats may have Tom Brady but that's not why they won. His stats were awful for that game.

    But hey, since you know everything, and apparently all you need is a franchise QB, why don't you start your own team, hire a bunch of anemic chemo patients for the o-line and defense, and see how far that gets you.

    Oh wait, you need a superbowl-winning QB ... well, Joe Flacco is available.

    [–] This is the ideal TvP meta. You may not like it, but this is what peak Starcraft looks like. DeadWombats 2 points ago in starcraft

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    If you're gonna go that far off the theorycrafting deep end, there's really no point in arguing further because we'll go in circles. Just go back to your imaginary world where protoss is ez mode.

    [–] This is the ideal TvP meta. You may not like it, but this is what peak Starcraft looks like. DeadWombats 2 points ago in starcraft

    You demanded proof that terran players can win TvPs with ravens.

    I provided replays of the exact thing you demanded.

    What part of this do you not understand? You can't keep moving the goalposts and claiming you won. It's getting cringey at this point.

    [–] This is the ideal TvP meta. You may not like it, but this is what peak Starcraft looks like. DeadWombats 3 points ago in starcraft

    Are you serious?

    I've torn apart every post you've made and you keep trying to nitpick smaller and smaller details. Now one game isn't enough proof? Are you gonna make me find other pro replays so you can nitpick those too?

    Learn when to quit.

    [–] This is the ideal TvP meta. You may not like it, but this is what peak Starcraft looks like. DeadWombats 2 points ago in starcraft

    Using a templar/gateway army with a warp prism, you got warp prism load/unload, psi storm, feedback, archon morph, guardian shield, force field, and blink. That's 7. Factor in the warp prism's phasing mode and warp-in for the inevitable reinforcements, and that's 9 abilities. If you want to factor in hold position for the zealots so they don't charge into widow mines, that's 10.

    [–] This is the ideal TvP meta. You may not like it, but this is what peak Starcraft looks like. DeadWombats 3 points ago in starcraft

    You asked for proof that ravens are good in TvP. Let's revisit your own words:

    It doesn't work in real games, unless you can show me pros doing it.

    I gave you 2 games as proof. That should be end of discussion. Now you're saying that doesn't count because they were 2 base all-ins. Not only is this point irrelevant because the topic was merely a proof of concept, but the fact you try to try to twist the argument is also dumb, because it's proof you didn't watch the games. Because if you did ...

    You would know that Cure had a 3rd base up and didn't pull SCVs.

    Dumbass.