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    [–] Primitive Technology: Blower and charcoal DeeDubb83 2 points ago in videos

    Anyone ever see this stuff and think "If I'm in that situation, I guess I'd just fucking die."

    [–] When McDonald’s forgets part of your order. Like the patty to a cheeseburger. DeeDubb83 11 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    I worked fast food for about 5 years from age 16 to 21. Sometimes mistakes happen. It's not a malicious thing, just a simple mistake. Someone having a long shift or something. Just return it, and they'll get you a new one and maybe hook you up with something extra.

    [–] Virginia Bell 1950's DeeDubb83 2 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    Can a butterface make the front page?

    [–] Dear people who type in all lowercase, DeeDubb83 8 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago) in funny

    Capital letters aren't designed to help with that kind of ambiguity. Using word order to determine the subject/verb/object of a sentence will inherently allow for this stuff to happen. If we want to prevent it, we need cool part-of-speech marking suffixes like Asian languages.
    EDIT: spelling

    [–] I'm a dog person DeeDubb83 2 points ago in aww

    Cat's teaching you how to keep a poker face when she lets you paw her tit.

    [–] Redditor calls a planet with rings earth DeeDubb83 1 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago) in mildlyinfuriating

    How can you be dropped onto your own head?
    EDIT: /r/mildlyinfuriating when no one gets the reference and even worse, no one gets the joke (that when you say "dropped on", the usual thing that follows is what it was dropped onto. I.e. "I dropped a dollar on the ground." So you can't drop someone onto their own head because their head is connected to their body.)

    [–] 12.39 OH Ao5 DeeDubb83 1 points ago in Cubers

    You rock Louis!

    [–] Dixon Machado forgets number of outs, gets doubled up at first base on a routine fly ball. DeeDubb83 2 points ago in headsdownbaseball

    Defenses seem to enjoy torturing bad running by doing stuff like that. Like when a runner doesn’t bother hustling to first on a ground ball, the defense takes their time getting it there.