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    [–] This person sold their VHS player on eBay and got a surprise letter in the mailbox. Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 1 points ago in pics

    Aaaand thanks to your reply, his very well worded commented basically has ended with that. Well done, sir.

    [–] Literally always Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 2 points ago in gaming

    I really like the respectful ones. So innocent and willing to learn. Desperate for tips.

    [–] Future memes are here Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 1 points ago in dankmemes

    See a futuristic meme - better drink my own piss

    [–] Opportunity did not answer NASA’s final call, and it’s now gone to us Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 1 points ago in space

    They did not expect it to last much longer than 90 days. The strong winds continuously blowing the dust off the solar panels so effectively was entirely unexpected. Even Spirit went thousands of days over the mark.

    [–] You are offered $1,000,000 USD if you can hide a pair of car keys from the entirety of the FBI force for 7 days. Where do you hide the keys? Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 8 points ago in AskReddit

    And how would that lead them to the keys? My scent is everywhere in those woods. Of all the ways they could find them people have posted, dogs are by far the least likely. I know how well dogs can track scents, but they don’t know what the fuck they’re looking for. They’re just gonna find a bunch of bullshit I’ve touched over and over. If I put it in a tree, even if they whined at the base, they’re gonna be doing that a lot because I climb a lot of trees out there.

    [–] You are offered $1,000,000 USD if you can hide a pair of car keys from the entirety of the FBI force for 7 days. Where do you hide the keys? Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Can we just agree that this is a stupid fucking scenario without more information. How long do we have to hide it? Are they aware we are hiding it, or is it like they just knew we hid it and hadn’t been prepared further than that? Were we given the keys and told btw the FBI is looking for these you got 7 days to keep it hidden. There’s a lot of things I would do different if I knew they weren’t looking for them until AFTER I hid them.

    Fuck you as always, OP. Get your shit together.

    [–] What would twelve year old you be really impressed by which you presently find unremarkable? Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Being able to dunk a basketball.

    I used to be so short and always wanted to do it after watching space jam. Pretty effortless now being 6’2, decently in shape.

    [–] You are offered $1,000,000 USD if you can hide a pair of car keys from the entirety of the FBI force for 7 days. Where do you hide the keys? Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 4 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in AskReddit

    It's fucked up how true this probably is...

    Then again, they only have 7 days. If you could see the area (which i posted a picture of) it wouldn't exactly be easy to do, no matter how much manpower you have. about 35,000 people work in the FBI, very small percent are in the field. Which doesn't matter because at a certain point its not about combing the place its just decemating it and time isn't on their side

    Edit: I forgot to mention how many teenagers go up there and leave shit. There is so much a metal detector would pick up, this is basically a needle in a haystack scenario, they might get lucky, but I still doubt it.

    [–] You are offered $1,000,000 USD if you can hide a pair of car keys from the entirety of the FBI force for 7 days. Where do you hide the keys? Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 9 points ago in AskReddit

    Under the patriot act, I know they’re not required to notify residents of searches, but a lot of that area is private property. Surely they can’t just bulldoze it all. And the area itself would be a bitch to get trees out, cliffs, a long creek, they would piss off a lot of people. 7 days isn’t much time.