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    [–] TIL not saying or doing anything = being extra DontOpenTilXmas 1 points ago in cringepics

    I cringe, truly, when people use the word extra like that.

    [–] To be relevant DontOpenTilXmas 2 points ago in therewasanattempt

    Pretty sure he's a baker. Hence all the rolls.

    [–] To be relevant DontOpenTilXmas 2 points ago in therewasanattempt

    It's okay if you are. That was never a part of his story. It doesn't equal hate.

    [–] 13-year-old girl beheaded after seeing grandmother killed in Alabama cemetery DontOpenTilXmas 1 points ago in news

    I guess I somehow missed that, which is sad because this is a rare case where I actually read the article.

    Either way, one innocent for sure.

    [–] How many upvotes will it take for one to have a bite of the blob? DontOpenTilXmas 2 points ago in MrYeasty

    Fairly certain life as we know it would cease to exist. You think splitting an atom is bad? Wait til you see what happens when you split yeast.

    [–] What is Mr Yeasty’s endgame? DontOpenTilXmas 4 points ago in MrYeasty

    Look at this guy. Thinks he controls the yeast but he's being played like a fiddle. Mr. Yeasty is a virus of the mind and you are doing his bidding. Everyone get into your bomb shelters now if you've got one.

    [–] I’m literally alive for this sub. Don’t let it die DontOpenTilXmas 27 points ago in MrYeasty

    I know this ends with it just being a marketing tactic for Pixar's 'Secret Life of Yeast'

    [–] [POTENTIAL SPOILER] BIG NAME SPOTTED IN VICINITY OF EXTREME RULES, IS A WWE RETURN ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE? DontOpenTilXmas 1 points ago in SquaredCircle

    That was admittedly before my time. WM12 is my most vivid early WWE memory, but I was heavily invested in the Iron Man, so sometime around 95?

    It's crazy because I always watch that video and think how stupid it seemed thinking he just totally reveals the turn

    [–] My friend and I are developing a character (among many) called "The Blowjob Rapist". He's a guy who goes around rape blowing people at gun point. What kind of psychiatric problems would it take for someone to turn into something like that? DontOpenTilXmas 1 points ago in morbidquestions

    Well this isn't so much a story as it is a background antagonist character. I suppose I could flesh this character out. I never once considered the BJR to be a serious character.

    A perfect analogy, I think, would be like a more fleshed out 'Scranton Strangler' type character. But the project is otherwise absolutely nothing like The Office.

    If you want more retarded characters I have tons of those.

    [–] 13-year-old girl beheaded after seeing grandmother killed in Alabama cemetery DontOpenTilXmas 1 points ago in news

    Right but that's not what happened. Two innocent women were murdered. Ignorance doesn't welcome death it should welcome an opportunity to learn something.

    I'm all for removing evil from the world but it is impossible. You could create a perfect utopia and all that would do is make someone want to destroy it.

    [–] My friend and I are developing a character (among many) called "The Blowjob Rapist". He's a guy who goes around rape blowing people at gun point. What kind of psychiatric problems would it take for someone to turn into something like that? DontOpenTilXmas 3 points ago in morbidquestions

    Honestly this is probably the most real answer here. It seems sexual assault breeds more sexual abuse, especially when the victim is a child. Hate begets hate. I'm not trying to poke fun at anyone who was the victim of sexual abuse. I'm fairly certain there is no human being on earth who is as terrible as the BJR. Hitler killed 6 million Jew's but the BJR would use nuclear weapons on everyone to get at dat dick.

    [–] Change.org petition to get a major broadcaster to make a documentary about these murders. DontOpenTilXmas 2 points ago in DelphiMurders

    I'm saying someone else should make it because every time I click submit I get a bullshit error message. Let me see if I can link the unposted petition and maybe someone can tell me what's wrong. I'll comment again if I'm able to.

    [–] [POTENTIAL SPOILER] BIG NAME SPOTTED IN VICINITY OF EXTREME RULES, IS A WWE RETURN ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE? DontOpenTilXmas 4 points ago in SquaredCircle

    I'm not as well versed in WCW as I thought I was. I admit I only truly paid attention after the nWo/Hogan turn.

    Makes me remember a funny story. At least I think it's funny, I guess "karma" will let me know if others do... my friend and I were so mad about Hulk Hogan turning bad that we took my Hogan action figure (one of the big ones more like a statue than figure because you couldn't move the limbs) and we were throwing it into the road. Kicking it. Spitting at it. The topper was we took his dad's power drill and drilled a hole through it. I can only imagine how ridiculous we would have looked to anyone watching. Two 10 year olds angrily abusing a Hulk Hogan action figure.

    [–] Teen who encouraged boyfriend's suicide seeks retrial, says texts were "cherry picked" DontOpenTilXmas 2 points ago in news

    I'd let her involuntarily manslaughter me if you know what I mean.

    Seriously though, while she deserves punishment, I still think this is too harsh. She didn't put a gun to his head. Dude wanted to die