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    [–] This helpful security guard at a cricket match EinsteinsAura 3 points ago in BetterEveryLoop

    It's a different ball. This one fell out of his pocket.

    [–] 1600 year old Roman women wearing bikinis EinsteinsAura 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    The didn't shave their legs. There weren't razors good enough to do an area that big. Women would have been covered in cuts and raw skin.

    [–] 1600 year old Roman women wearing bikinis EinsteinsAura -2 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Women didn't shave back then so why don't they have leg hair?

    [–] He’s so grateful for getting one of his favorite snacks EinsteinsAura 0 points ago in Eyebleach

    "Fine, I did the stupid dance and you got your Internet points. Now take me to the dog park..."

    [–] Muslim youth group cleans up national parks amid government shutdown EinsteinsAura 1 points ago in UpliftingNews

    Once again for those who don't know - these aren't normal Muslims. They are 'Ahmadis'. They are not considered real Muslims by most mainstream Muslims and are persecuted in Muslim countries as a result.

    In some countries (like Pakistan) they aren't even allowed to call themselves Muslim or they face arrest.

    These guys are known for being tolerant and peaceful, which is probably why most mainstream Muslims hate them. (Sarcasm)

    These left wing organisations really need to stop using Ahmadis to try and give Muslims a good name.

    [–] Nice kids. EinsteinsAura 3 points ago in aww

    They're Americans. Wait until you hear what they have to pay for an ambulance...

    [–] Who's excited for 2019? EinsteinsAura 5 points ago in gaming


    This graphic should be replaced with a picture of stupid gamers buying these companies' games.

    The reason they keep pulling this shit is you keep buying the games.

    Don't buy the games - they won't do this.

    It's your fault - not theirs.

    [–] Young Muslims take to streets to clean up after New Year’s Eve celebrations EinsteinsAura 1 points ago in UpliftingNews

    No agenda here in this title from the left leaning Metro...

    By the way, these are not normal Muslims. These are Ahmadis. Ahmadi Muslims are hated by other Muslims and persecuted by them.

    In Pakistan they aren't even allowed to call themselves Muslim or they get arrested.

    These Muslims make up a miniscule percentage of Muslims overall.

    They are known to be non violent and tolerant of other people which is why they get on with non Muslims so much better than all other Muslims do.

    [–] Girlfriends with benefits EinsteinsAura -10 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Women don't look like that.

    [–] Daddy daddy EinsteinsAura 1 points ago in instant_regret

    I'd still put my money on the cat.

    [–] Stereo audio EinsteinsAura 7 points ago in gaming

    Hard to tell some parts of the UK from Pakistan. Easy to get them confused.

    [–] Perfect girlfriend. EinsteinsAura 4 points ago in HumansBeingBros

    What's 22? A toddler?!