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    [–] Gynecologist can’t believe she has to tell women not to put garlic in their vaginas Electricspiral 1 points ago in nottheonion

    I like that her opening line is about how she's a "vagina hacker" because she's had "sp many problems in the last ten years"... like.. she's really out there thinking she knows everything about vaginal health when her "tips" are more than likely why she's been having the issues in the first place.......

    [–] TIFU by confessing to my friend I wanted to fuck her Electricspiral 5 points ago in tifu

    Your fuckup was not confessing that you wanted to fuck her, your fuckup was thinking that going to her house with condoms meant that there'd be a chance of you two hooking up; especially since you said yourself that there were never any sexual flirtations between the two of you, so... why?

    And then after you leave, feeling cheated over not getting sex that you suddenly brought into the equation withiut her knowledge, you don't actually explain anything; you just essentially drop the bombshell that - after 4-5 months of being friends, you were hoping to have sex with her and that's why you were so put out - and you do it by sending her a pic of the condom you were going to use.

    I mean... you do realize that you've essentially let your hormones run past "illogical, bad at communicating" and straight into "suddenly creepy" territory? This situation sucks for you, but she just lost someone she was trusting as a friend because they were suddenly expecting to have sex with her out of the blue...

    [–] Just all six on me Electricspiral 2 points ago in funny

    That's what's the bottle is

    [–] is this a boring outfit? Electricspiral 1 points ago in fashionadvice

    I think it's quite eye-catching and cute as-is, but if you want to dress it up you could do a fancy hairstyle and some polished jewelry. Gold and pearls would look cute, or funky yellow or green glass jewelry would be super fun. Or you could do a scarf and a splashy bag or shoes. There's also always the option to layer something under or over it for a different look, as long as you keep the weather in mind.

    Denim accessories might be cute - a classic shoulderbag in a medium wash and some light blue/light denim wedges. Denim can be triiiiiiicky to pull off though, and is most definitely not for everyone. Certain shades of red, orange, or blue would go with the dress colors, and gray or navy blue would be really chic, modern neutrals to pair this with.

    [–] The game are you as smart as a 5th grader isn’t to show that adults aren’t smart but to show that things you learn in school isn’t applicable to real life Electricspiral 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Math is needed for careers ranging from Lighting and Sound Design to Journalism to Marine Biology to Fashion Design. It may not be the only problem-solving subject, but it's one of the most widely applicable subjects.

    [–] Bringing your kid with you to a sex shop Electricspiral 1 points ago in trashy

    Most kids will say something like, "I'll be in x part of the store until you're done," and I can't imagine the kid is happy about having to hover around his mom buying her sex toys. Plus, we have a photo of this - meaning the kid was close by long enough for someone to realize and take a photo.

    [–] Bringing your kid with you to a sex shop Electricspiral 1 points ago in trashy

    I know. My comment was a dig at the fact that Spencer's has separate areas for sex toys and Fortnite merch, so there's no reason for the kid to be hovering around the sex toy section with their parent.

    [–] Bringing your kid with you to a sex shop Electricspiral 2 points ago in trashy

    You seem very trustworthy on this subject, sadgasm. Thank you

    [–] "Her breasts smallish but not small. Tight as apples." Electricspiral 2 points ago in menwritingwomen

    Nah, that's a valid reaction. I had a few doubts as I posted it because I was worried it would possibly come across as too flippant. You comment was nice because I can keep the humorous content while also addressing that That Shit Is Really Not Okay, and it was fairly pleasantly-worded.

    [–] The operator on this 911 call Electricspiral 1 points ago in iamatotalpieceofshit

    I understand. You're doing well, and you're very strong. Family isn't always healthy.

    [–] The operator on this 911 call Electricspiral 2 points ago in iamatotalpieceofshit

    "You're in trouble for letting it happen" is a lazy parenting tactic and needs to be recognized as a piss-poor response to a younger child acting up. Sorry you had to deal with it, too.

    [–] My cousin Tim was so proud of his first cannabis plant, be got aunt Margaret to take a photo, September 1978. Electricspiral 2 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    My dad used to talk to me as a kid all the time about how men's fashion used to be and how ue wished bell bottoms for men would come back into style, and I used to kind of nod along because bell bottoms for men were so outdated!

    He was right. Bless his hazy hippie heart, he was right.

    [–] Bringing your kid with you to a sex shop Electricspiral 1 points ago in trashy

    It's not just a dildo, it's the brand of the dildo. Spencer's has a lot of the Hot Love/Neon Love toys, and any Spencer's with sex toys will almost always look like the picture above. Maybe some will have less toys and others more, but the idea is the same.

    [–] Bringing your kid with you to a sex shop Electricspiral 1 points ago in trashy

    Tmi question: do you have a vibe brand you recommend? Tough nut to crack and all, yknow

    [–] Bringing your kid with you to a sex shop Electricspiral 0 points ago in trashy

    Oh yeah, I missed all the fortnight gear hanging behind the dildos and specialty lubes. Strange that Spencer's didn't put that stuff in its own section...

    [–] Bringing your kid with you to a sex shop Electricspiral 2 points ago in trashy

    Those are still dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, and specialty lubes. It doesn't need to be a sex shop to sell sex toys and other child-inappropriate things.

    On top of that, most Spencer's are in malls, which means she either dragged her kid to the mall just to look at the sex toys in Spencer's, or they were having a family day and she decided to interrupt it by shopping for sex toys - which are personal, intimate items that are not appropriate for children.

    There is no reason for your child (or any child, really) to know what you use to get yourself off sexually; if that really seems like an appropriate way to discuss sexuality and sexual positivity/health with your child, then... I don't know what to tell you.