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    [–] A dollar I was tipped at work. Endless_Vanity 4 points ago * (lasted edited 6 hours ago) in mildlyinteresting

    It's how you get the big karma.

    [–] Derrick Rose gives the TWolves the lead with 0.6 seconds left Endless_Vanity 2 points ago in nba

    In grade school I was fouled trying to score in basketball with almost no time left. I shot 2 free throws to win the game. Felt good, but it doesn't hold a candle scoring in hockey.

    [–] Shark breaking waves Endless_Vanity 1 points ago in pics

    Insert Jaws music here...

    [–] Wait a minute Endless_Vanity 26 points ago in memes

    $37.99 for a toaster? Go to Target and they are far cheaper.

    [–] Finally found it Endless_Vanity 7 points ago in dankmemes

    I just lost mine 8 hours ago.

    [–] American privilege... Endless_Vanity 3 points ago in cringepics

    My last name starts with Mc. What is the rest of it?

    [–] Thats enough proof for me Endless_Vanity -60 points ago in memes

    Are atheists seriously telling everyone that Spiderman who is a known fictional character is more real than Jesus Christ who historians have already decided actually existed?

    K.

    [–] i doubt that Endless_Vanity 1 points ago in memes

    Yes they do...

    [–] Safety First Kids. Endless_Vanity 2 points ago in memes

    You ever just lynch yourself in the name of safety?

    [–] He certainly boosted *our* economy. Endless_Vanity 22 points ago in memes

    Donald Trump here. I am the greatest president ever for memes. Nobody makes memes like my memes. Mine are bigly.

    [–] He certainly boosted *our* economy. Endless_Vanity 30 points ago in memes

    You can fool me once shame on you.

    [–] To sleep comfortably Endless_Vanity 31 points ago in therewasanattempt

    As a mod of /r/Hell here I'll allow it.

    [–] Friend of mine graduated in Law School at the age of 94 Endless_Vanity 2 points ago in pics

    Because a bank can sell your house, but they can't sell your education.

    [–] Jayme Closs has been found alive Endless_Vanity 2 points ago in news

    I'd like to see a fatal dose of fentanyl used. It's cheap and like 5 pills is like 50 times a lethal dose or something insane like that.

    [–] Every single morning Endless_Vanity 1 points ago in memes

    It's just sarcasm. We aren't living any dream. We see living a nightmare usually.

    [–] Take notes Endless_Vanity 10 points ago * (lasted edited 14 days ago) in BlackPeopleTwitter

    I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

    -Tucker Max

    [–] Synthetic polymer with super water-absorbing properties Endless_Vanity 15 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    Luckily it was just myself and another another redditor /u/deckpumps_n_deldos. We marched around Manhattan all day, saw a concert in Schenectady, and ate a bunch of good food.

    We didn't block anyone.

    I had such a great time there. Thanks DnD!

    I really cannot wait to come back and bullshit with you all. You all were so nice to me when you heard where I'm from.

    10/10

    Would recommend.

    Internet hugs to you...

    [–] Synthetic polymer with super water-absorbing properties Endless_Vanity 83 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    I visited Manhattan last July and you guys were totally awesome. I had always heard New Yorkers were jerks and had a fuck you attitude. Everyone I met acted like I was their long lost best friend and I had a fabulous time there. I could never live there, but I can not wait to visit again. New York is a great place to see.