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    [–] [Image] Wesley Snipes with Truth Endless_Vanity 4 points ago in GetMotivated

    He might be a sociopath. Doesn't mean he is the killing type, but the kind that easily manipulates the world around them in order to get what he wants. They are almost impossible to spot unless you are familiar with the signs. Look into the signs or just tell him you know he doesn't have empathy and watch the denial set in.

    [–] [Image] Wesley Snipes with Truth Endless_Vanity 12 points ago in GetMotivated

    Rock over London, Rock over Chicago.

    Geico, a 15 minute call is a complete waste of your life.

    [–] Bob Ross Chia Pet Endless_Vanity 157 points ago in wholesomememes

    My sophomore year of high school, I had a teacher named Mr. Brown. He taught English and Reading (basically a Lit Appreciation class.) Every Friday, he would start class by going to the coat closet, putting on a sweater, and changing his shoes. Then he would sit on the table at the front of the class and sing the opening theme to Mr.Rogers Neighborhood and read us a story.

    Now being teenagers, this was ridiculously stupid and embarrassing. Until the third or fourth week. Then someone would sing a few words here or there. By two months in, we would all sing along. There's something about the song that is so sincerely happy, it's almost impossible to have a bad day after it.

    My senior year, Mr. Brown spoke at our graduation breakfast. It was a small school, but all 132 seniors were there, along with all the teachers and a bunch of parents. Mr. Brown got up to the podium, and pulled a sweater out from a shelf inside. As he put it on, people were laughing and clapping. Then he started to sing, and every single student in that room joined in at full volume. I've never seen such confusion on the faces of parents. By the end, all the adults were singing, too, and a lot of the students were crying a little.

    My long winded point is, there are still people trying to carry on what Fred Rogers started, and it makes a difference. Be one of them.

    Credit this comment to /u/jkersey who typed this in one of my TIL posts.

    [–] Anti vaxxer, nurse and doctor. Endless_Vanity 18 points ago in thatHappened

    He's talking about cocaine everyone, not weed.

    [–] This building's towers Endless_Vanity 23 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    Hi my names George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents.

    [–] DaddyOfFive is apparently still uploading the same child abuse content on a new channel called FamilyOfFive Endless_Vanity 7 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago) in videos

    Drop the top and let the sunshine in. With woodgrain let the Twinkies spin. Get you a glass mix the Coke and the Henn. It's quite alright with the dro in wind, put the dro in the wind.

    [–] Antivaxers are the best Endless_Vanity 20 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    I kind of prefer homeopathy. No homo.

    [–] /u/N8theGr8 decides to troll racist Reddit users. Hilarity ensues. Endless_Vanity 2 points ago in MuseumOfReddit

    I'd just like to personally thank/u/KennyLog-in for her umpteenth vanity post to CC in the last week and approving this post, which finally put me over the top for unsubbing to CC. Thanks, Kenny. I'm real tired of the same vanity bullshit every day from like the same 3 users. I realize nobody cares about little 'ol me but fuck me. There could be something here besides some selfies and gifs and selfie gifs and sob stories. And don't look at me. I'm a commenter not a contenter. My job isn't to make your content; it's to make your content better and there's only so much I can do with a wall of bullshit vanity posts. So I'm done here. Have a good one folks.

    [–] Kids giving back to their favorite garbage men Endless_Vanity 8 points ago in HumansBeingBros

    You mean a guy about to be replaced by automation due to self driving cars? Remeber when garbage trucks used to have a driver and a loader? Get that man a beverage.

    [–] Spending 50 dollars on this at Six Flags Endless_Vanity 7 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    I wasn't the user who called you a fucking twat.

    [–] Can we help a friend that has end-stage Cystic Fibrosis to meet Taylor Swift?? Endless_Vanity 18 points ago in pics

    So the Make A Wish foundation is a waste of money to you? It's people like you that just aren't difference makers on this planet. Dying young is not a privilege to anyone.

    [–] I wish I had a wholesome childhood like this Endless_Vanity 62 points ago in wholesomememes

    They also point out your worst flaws, the ones you know about and hope nobody else sees.

    [–] Give this man his trophy. Endless_Vanity 10 points ago in pics

    Then downvote it and move along or start posting things you like yourself. Reddit is designed to satisfy all the users here, not just the non stop regulars who have seen each and every single post.

    [–] I just got a full tank of gas for under $3.00 because someone screwed up the decimal place. Endless_Vanity 33 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    There's a difference though. If you owe $10 and pay $100 they owe you $90. It they ring you up for $3 when you really should owe $30, you don't owe them $30, you owe whatever price they are ringing.

    But legally you're wrong.

    The police can't charge you for a crime when you paid your bill in full. Had the cashier corrected it at the time of transaction that would be different.