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    [–] Do you guys eat and watch YouTube when you get home. Esac7 1 points ago in TooAfraidToAsk

    I’ve been doing this for a few years now I usually watch one of my favorite let’s player or phillyD depending on who has uploaded, as I get home while eating

    [–] Tour guides of Reddit, what's the worst thing a tourist has ever done under your supervision? Esac7 5 points ago in AskReddit

    Somewhat related, my ex had a baby squirrel, Grady, that had been abandoned that she got from a lumberjack that found him. She and her stepmom (a nurse) were taking care of it for a while (really well too). At some point the step-mom had to go to a family thing and decided to take Grady with her. Poor guy got passed around because everyone was wanting to take pictures and he died from stress/lack of rest, he was probably only a month old

    [–] What is the most bizarre reason a customer got angry with you? Esac7 1 points ago in AskReddit

    He ordered 4 6pc nuggets leaned over the counter and watched me put the nuggets in the containers. He then insisted I didn’t put the right amount of nuggets. So I put the containers on the counter so he could count them for himself and he put his dirty hands all over them nuggs (fingers were covered in dirt and grime almost black from it) then said oh never mind and left. I was probably on something but also pretty disgusting he put his fingers all over those nuggets made me feel bad for who ever those were for

    [–] Blowjob Courtesy [NSFW] Esac7 1 points ago in offmychest

    I’m with you on this one it’s a nice thing to do and I never minded kissing afterwards

    [–] My girlfriend is more excited about my birthday then me-Part 2 Esac7 2 points ago in offmychest

    I used to feel this way too and still do in a way. The only thing I can really say is even if you don’t think your birthday is worth celebrating or worth the effort, appreciate the effort your gf is putting in because not many people in life are willing to put that effort in for just anyone and it’s something quite special.

    I don’t really celebrate my bday but I will say I miss having someone just there to spend it with and my ex gf was really the only non family member to ever care and try to do something special for me. And looking back I really miss that connection

    happy early bday

    [–] Any advice for a 21 year old virgin? Esac7 2 points ago in dating_advice

    I think it’s legal in Germany

    [–] What's the most NSFW thing you've seen happen in a workplace? Esac7 1 points ago in AskReddit

    One of my old managers would sell weed out of the drive thru, people would drive through and ask for said manager he would ring up a water cup and hand it to them in the cup with a lid.

    Once back in high school on Valentine’s Day I saw a guy getting head in the library he then fingered her and I think they were gonna try to fuck but they stopped

    [–] I just rubbed my very anxious BF back for 20 mins to help him finally fall asleep. Esac7 1 points ago in CasualConversation

    That’s so nice of you! I used to do this for my then gf, she had sleeping problems and I would rub her back and hold her until she was out

    [–] My 7yo daughter wants to get her hair "cut like a boys hair". Esac7 1 points ago in CasualConversation

    My gf has a pixie cut and it looks great on her, she first got it when she was in middle school but she did get picked on quite a bit because “she looked like a boy”. So I guess that’s something to be prepared for (worst case scenario) but short hair is definitely in style right now and I personally think it looks great

    [–] TIL The blue whale is not only the largest animal currently on the planet, but the largest animal to have ever existed Esac7 5 points ago in todayilearned

    Their most likely was but we’ll never know because there’s no fossilized remains. Crazy to think about these giants that roamed the earth and seas but we’ll never know of their existence. And there might be something hiding in the deep sea we’re not aware of yet

    [–] What’s erotic that shouldn’t be? Esac7 1 points ago in AskReddit

    The whole pee thing. Just why

    [–] Girlfriend of 4.5 years broke up with me (24m) while she is solo travelling for a couple of months Esac7 2 points ago in offmychest

    I was in a situation eerily similar to this not to long ago myself. Keep your head up and just keep looking forward. Don’t dwell too much on the what if’s because a relationship takes two to work and if she wasn’t willing to work with you you’re better off.

    Another thing is she might use this time to “explore herself” as she’s traveling and when she gets back might try to get back with you so she could be with other guys without too much remorse. If that’s the case don’t take her back just move on (at least that’s what I’d do).

    Ultimate you know your situation best but I wish the best of luck to you

    [–] What is a mildly disturbing fact? Esac7 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You spend roughly 1/3 of your life asleep. So you live to 90 you’ve slept 30years

    [–] Going to bed early and waking up at 4 am is amazing. Esac7 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I always went to sleep super late and would wake up at 5am for work. I did this because I liked staying up late and playing games/watching shows so I felt like I did something with my day but then I’d be super tired in the morning from the lack of sleep. These past couple weeks I’ve been going to bed much earlier and it’s crazy how rested I feel in the morning and I have way more energy to do stuff after I get home

    [–] Short hair does not correlate with a women's sexual preference. Esac7 1 points ago in offmychest

    My ex had a pixie cut and I thought it looked great on her, and I think short hair on girls is cute. But my ex did get her fair share of similar comments and she told me her early school years were hell because of it. And I even got asked if she was lesbian or bi a few times even tho we were dating.

    [–] I hate my height and wish I was taller Esac7 1 points ago in offmychest

    You’re stressing out over something out of your control. Everyone wants to be 6’3 but you’re not short by any means. I have friends who are 5’7, I’m 5’9 and I’d love to have that extra inch and a half. So please stop being upset over something that was never really obtainable in the first place

    [–] What was your "ah shit, here we go again" moment? Esac7 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Working fast food, whenever someone with an attitude would come in

    [–] What was your "ah shit, here we go again" moment? Esac7 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Same vein as this but whenever my oldest sister calls my mom, never good. She can’t get her life straightened out no matter the help we try to give her