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    [–] Warmup time? FRSHFSHFCKR 7 points ago in AnaheimDucks

    Get there at 6:00 and you're stylin.

    [–] Days later, and still not comprehending how the time change has affected dinner time. FRSHFSHFCKR 42 points ago in pics

    Maybe she means she uses the auto for the morning, and feeds the cat herself when she gets home(?)

    [–] Things people said today FRSHFSHFCKR 1 points ago in funny

    He understands he gained an hour, right? I'm truly interested in what happened here. Hahaha

    [–] Things people said today FRSHFSHFCKR 13 points ago in funny

    How were they late when they "gained" an hour?

    [–] What is your favorite fast-food guilty pleasure? FRSHFSHFCKR 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Chili Cheese Dog, Chili Cheese Burger, Chili Cheese Fries.

    Wienerschniztel is a great hangover food.

    Wrecked my stomach and arteries the last time i had it though. Might rethink my choice next time.

    [–] Adults of reddit, what advice(s) would you give to college students? FRSHFSHFCKR 6 points ago in AskReddit

    Even if you go to college full time, still have a job. A lot of employers will discount your application for a lack of job experience, or a 4 year gap. Keep working. You can volunteer, intern, anything. Just maintain work experience continuity.

    [–] What's the dumbest example of corporate bullshit you've had to deal with? FRSHFSHFCKR 14 points ago in AskReddit

    Had a troublesome associate, who was scheduled to close, come to me and say he needed to leave early. The reason? He had a softball game that night (about 2.5hrs before closing). When I asked if I missed a time off request, he said no, and that he just forgot.

    I didn't allow him to leave, as it was imperative he stayed and helped recover. Not to mention, this company writes managers up if there's any lapse in coverage in the Golf Department.

    He called HR, and I was "reprimanded" for not being more sensitive to his request and needs. Neato.

    [–] How have you dealt with a breakup? [serious] FRSHFSHFCKR 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You're not a robot. Allow yourself to feel each emotion, and talk to your friends. It's ok to be upset. Process your feelings, and find a learning lesson in all of it.

    [–] Core sample of the track from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, showing 108 years of paving history, starting with bricks. FRSHFSHFCKR 21 points ago in pics

    Unless you have a source I have never seen, this couldn't be more wrong. The "usual" layer of pavement ranges from 2-4 inches thick (in cases wear the base already exists). Racetracks pavement are typically 6.7" thick) They most certainly scrape and repave. Clearly the picture indicates this was not always the case, but technology changes. Racetrack paving guidelines are far to stringent to allow for it to simply add another layer.

    [–] If you became a 5 year old child again living 100 years ago, retaining your memories, knowledge and skills from today, how likely are you to succeed in life? What would you do? FRSHFSHFCKR 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I'd go to my nearest booming beach hotel, offer to sweep the sand off the deck, then start running bags, and other odd jobs. I'd eventually team up with the sheriff and later on become a deputy sheriff when I was older. I think thereafter, I'd get into politics and eventually run for city treasurer.

    [–] Hey Reddit, what’s the stealthiest thing you’ve done in school? FRSHFSHFCKR 5 points ago in AskReddit

    I sat in the back of the classroom, and there was a whiteboard (6'x8') behind me. I liked to rest my head in the whiteboard, but the pen/eraser tray would jab my neck.

    I managed to remove the entire tray (8' long), with some help, slide it along the floor towards the door, then asked to be excused. Picked it up just outside and walked it to the back of the school where I ditched it under a bungalow. Maximum comfort there on.

    [–] What infuriates you but doesn't seem to ever bother anybody else? FRSHFSHFCKR 3 points ago in AskReddit

    The fact that it's 2017 and not all carriers let you FUCKING HIT "1" to skip ones outgoing greeting on their voicemail. Even worse when it starts the process over!

    Lastly, has anyone ever used the "for more options" feature! Just let me leave my fucking voicemail.

    [–] What's your go-to pen, and why? FRSHFSHFCKR 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Zebra Sarasa .07, in blue. Always.

    [–] Redditors who moved away from family for their careers, what was it like? Do you regret your decision? FRSHFSHFCKR 1 points ago in AskReddit

    It was very scary at first. I had only lived at my parents until then, and I was ready for an adventure. The opportunity was great, so I took the chance.

    I would have monthly breakdowns over missing my family and friends, but it got easier. I made some new friends and really started to enjoy myself.

    I always knew I'd get back home, and when the opportunity presented itself, I changed industries and moved home.

    I am so grateful for the experiences I had while I was away, as it reminded me just how valuable family and friends are.

    Not to mention, I moved away with my then girlfriend, got a crash course in cohabitation and personal space, but grew closer and closer. We are now married just over a year.

    If this is an opportunity for you, I'd recommend taking it. Results may vary, but nothing varies if you don't take chances.

    [–] What is your favorite riddle? FRSHFSHFCKR 3 points ago in AskReddit

    What gets wetter as it dries off?