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    [–] Substitute for War Filthyson 1 points ago in standupshots

    If you ask a Yankees fan why they hate the Red Sox they’re like, “uhhhh, cause I’m drunk?”

    In Serbia there is a little boy who is like, “Mommy why do we hate the Croatians?” “Because they killed your parents. I’m not your Mommy! Now put your shinguards under your socks and avenge your family!”

    Expecting a lot of “but actually the Serbians killed the Croatians…” It went both ways and it is just a joke.

    Anyways. If you live in New York and like stand-up come to my free weekly stand-up show in Brooklyn

    Or follow my Twitter, or Facebook or Instagram @filthyson or just don’t.

    I love some of you.

    [–] I Love New York Filthyson 2 points ago in standupshots

    Please don’t shoot me because the directions aren’t correct and also please tell me how its possible to be happy in New York City.

    If you live in New York City please come to my new free weekly stand-up show on Thursdays in Park Slope. I’ll let you punch me in the gut! We got famous and almost famous comics on every week. DM me for more info

    Or follow me on Facebook and harshly criticize this new video of my stand-up or call me ugly on Instagram @filthyson

    I love some of you.

    [–] My Love Language Filthyson 4 points ago * (lasted edited 23 days ago) in standupshots

    Unrelated but its peak cultural appropriation that we took the English word ‘alcohol’ from Arabic. We were like, “you won’t be needing THIS!”

    If you live in New York City you should come to my new free weekly stand-up show on Thursdays in Park Slope. I’ll let you punch me in the gut! We got famous and almost famous comics on every week. DM me for more info

    Or follow me on Facebook and harshly criticize this new video of my stand-up or call me ugly on Instagram @filthyson

    I love some of you

    [–] Next Visit I'll Show Him Filthyson 2 points ago in standupshots

    yes ill pay you 5 dollars for it

    [–] Next Visit I'll Show Him Filthyson 1 points ago in standupshots

    who the hell knows

    [–] Next Visit I'll Show Him Filthyson 1 points ago in standupshots

    i mildly like this

    [–] Next Visit I'll Show Him Filthyson 3 points ago in standupshots

    get out of here bitch

    [–] Next Visit I'll Show Him Filthyson 21 points ago in standupshots

    God i love reddit

    [–] Next Visit I'll Show Him Filthyson 20 points ago in standupshots

    absolutely none of my humor is supposed to engender sympathy. I hate that shit.

    [–] Next Visit I'll Show Him Filthyson 19 points ago in standupshots

    isnt that the point of a punchline? also thanks thanks

    [–] Next Visit I'll Show Him Filthyson 496 points ago in standupshots

    Then the doctor said I had extreme depression.

    I was like, “You dont know how happy that makes me doc.”

    If you live in New York City you should come to my new free weekly stand-up show on Thursdays in Park Slope. I’ll let you punch me in the gut! We got famous and almost famous comics on every week. DM me for more info

    Or follow me on Facebook or insta @filthyson or harshly criticize this new video of my stand-up

    I love some of you

    [–] Get the Hell Out of Dodge Filthyson 1 points ago in standupshots

    ah i like this angle. I feel like every town looks up to itself though? will explore

    [–] Get the Hell Out of Dodge Filthyson 3 points ago in standupshots

    hell yea. Thanks dude. We still have to see eachother in NYC haha

    [–] Get the Hell Out of Dodge Filthyson 18 points ago in standupshots

    Probably will not work onstage.

    OK! If you live in New York City you should come to my new free weekly stand-up show on Thursdays in Park Slope. I’ll let you punch me in the gut! We got famous and almost famous comics on every week. DM me for more info

    Or follow me on Facebook and harshly criticize this new video of my stand-up

    I love some of you

    [–] Next year I'll do better Filthyson 8 points ago in standupshots

    Then the doctor said I had extreme depression.

    I was like, “You dont know how happy that makes me doc.”

    If you live in New York City you should come to my new free weekly stand-up show on Thursdays in Park Slope. We got famous and almost famous comics on every week. I'll let you punch me in the gut! DM me for more info

    Or follow me on Facebook and harshly criticize this new video of my stand-up

    I love some of you

    [–] Cure for SAD? Filthyson -6 points ago in standupshots

    thank you for being reasonable on this site

    [–] Cure for SAD? Filthyson 2 points ago in standupshots

    yasss

    [–] Cure for SAD? Filthyson -10 points ago in standupshots

    Feels fine!

    [–] Cure for SAD? Filthyson -3 points ago in standupshots

    <3 plz follow