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    [–] What's some juicy gossip you just found out in your personal lives? FistfulofBeard 1 points ago in AskReddit

    A guy in my running group started hanging out with one of the more “hussie” members. Said member for the idea in his head that he’d have a better life without his wife of 27 years and introduces him to another woman who lives in South Carolina. Well, guy decides he’s going to divorce his current wife, and in the process get disowned by his adult kids because of his actions. Even goes as far to have his now ex-wife arrested on Christmas Eve on bogus charges of harassment due to her venting her frustration I. Facebook. Five weeks after the paper dries on the divorce he pops the question to woman #2 who lives in South Carolina; did I mention she’s 20 years younger tag him and has two kids from two different dads? I guess he wasn’t happy with now having only 1/2 of his Navy pension, he just went “fuck it, I’ll be happier with just 1/4 of the 20 years I was in.”

    Dudes got a lot of toxic people around him telling him that all of this is healthy, and he’s pushing out everyone who tells him that he’s fucking up.

    [–] CFR 19 Update records FistfulofBeard 1 points ago in logistics

    What test are we talking here?

    [–] What’s the dumbest thing your significant other has said or done? FistfulofBeard 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Driving down the road and spouse blurts out, “Ohhhh a new store in town; foo-tash-e-on, that sounds fancy! I wonder what they sell?”

    The sign said FootAction.

    Bless her heart, we live in Alabama.

    [–] Landrys has closed. Property Sold by Corporate FistfulofBeard 4 points ago in HuntsvilleAlabama

    I take it you’ve never had the gumbo at Cajun Lunch box?

    [–] “Snowmaggedon” or “Snow-Way”?! Looking ahead to next weekend (Dec 7-9) FistfulofBeard 9 points ago in HuntsvilleAlabama

    I mean the thought of that actually makes me 20x more excited about running the marathon. What new sight of total destruction will be just around the next corner?

    [–] Rocket City Marathon FistfulofBeard 5 points ago in HuntsvilleAlabama

    You’re going to kill it. Breath deep and enjoy the taper!

    [–] Giant Shooting Star FistfulofBeard 4 points ago in HuntsvilleAlabama

    I saw it from the West side of rainbow mountain. I thought it was a flare at first with the sparkle coming off the back of it. First time I’ve ever seen one in my life and it was absolutely beautiful and HUGE.

    [–] Lobsterfest time at Saint Thomas again. November 10th FistfulofBeard 4 points ago in HuntsvilleAlabama

    Always an awesome time for the kids every year. We always go early, around 10:00, to let the kids play on the inflatables and then get lunch and there’s never been that much of a line. Food comes out FAST too and it’s always delicious. Also, church lady cakes, pies, cookies, really anything you need to put yourself in a diabetic coma, sold by the slice.

    [–] Daniel Fricking Tiger FistfulofBeard 3 points ago in Parenting

    If you have to go potty STOP and go right away! Flush and wash and be on your way!

    We sing this song a lot in our house.

    [–] What is something you will never be able to tolerate? FistfulofBeard 1 points ago in AskReddit

    People who hit and scream at their kids out in public. You’re not doing that kid any favors by embarrassing and abusing them in public.

    I’m not advocating anyone doing it in the privacy of your own home either, but I can only and will call you out on it and embarrass you if I see you do it in public.

    [–] Runner with cellulitis in right shin FistfulofBeard 1 points ago in Dermatology

    Started with onset pains that I thought were shin splints two Tuesdays ago, ankle and shin ended up swelling up and by this past Saturday I was in the ER. Doctor has put me on bactrium and I have four more days of it. If I were to attempt a short 3-5 mile run, how bad would I be screwing myself?

    There’s very little redness in the leg, minor swelling, and tightness but nothing like it has been. I’m worried about getting out of shape due to running being my main go to for exercise for years now. Ex-fatty (360 lbs down to 190) that doesn’t want to go back. I could just be being silly.

    [–] Wife passed away. It’s just the three of us now. I hope I do right by you boys. FistfulofBeard 3 points ago in daddit

    Sending good vibes your way brother. You’ve got this and those boys know they’re in good hands.

    [–] Best place to get new brakes? FistfulofBeard 1 points ago in HuntsvilleAlabama

    No kidding! Thanks for letting me know. Ken was by far one of the best mechanics I have ever known.

    [–] Best place to get new brakes? FistfulofBeard 1 points ago in HuntsvilleAlabama

    Hell yes, Ken @ Constant Velocity is by far the best and most reasonably priced mechanic in our area.

    [–] Looking for a good barber! FistfulofBeard 2 points ago in HuntsvilleAlabama

    This is not where you want to go with a beard. I did this once and I was full of regret afterwards.