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    [–] What is the worst possible time to get a Boner? Flaming_gerbil 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I was always taught not to take a photo I wouldn't want my parents to see. Still sticks with me to this day.

    [–] Letting a girl see you when you're not erect is like a superhero revealing his secret identity. Flaming_gerbil 23 points ago in Showerthoughts

    A shower in this context is a show-er not a show-wer. It's pronounced differently but spelt the same. Because English.

    [–] How to describe fossil fuels Flaming_gerbil 3 points ago in funny

    Not that sort of natural gas, actual gas you use to cook, and to heat your home. 🤔

    [–] How to describe fossil fuels Flaming_gerbil 2 points ago in funny

    What does natural gas come from?

    [–] Naruto and other anime characters probably run with their arms out is so the studio can save money by not having to animate their arms. Flaming_gerbil 13 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Yeah and it's arguably better than the anime story line in many ways. It's drawn by toyotaro rather than toroyama though, but you'd be hard pushed to tell the difference. He's amazing at doing artwork just like the original. The current mangaka is known for making the dragonball af series (I think it was that one) and a few other fan arts. It's worth a read and is ongoing, part way through the tournament of power arc atm.

    If you're unsure about reading it then I'll just say 2 things to you. Beerus vs vegeta and GoD battle royale.

    [–] Redditors, when did you realize when you weren't "young" anymore? Flaming_gerbil 1 points ago in AskReddit

    When I realised that babies born in the millennium turn 18 this year, even though the 90s was only a decade ago.

    [–] Dog logic is now law. What becomes completely normal as a result of this? Flaming_gerbil 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Based on my dog,

    sticking your head up skirts would be acceptable,

    as would rolling in poop,

    eating grass,

    walking around in a circle for ten minutes before peeing,

    peeing 15 times during an hour long walk,

    getting angry with anyone who touches your stuff

    and howling when your hair gets brushed even when you're enjoying it.

    [–] Arts with care bear Flaming_gerbil 27 points ago in funny

    Is that when you try to milk John Lennon?

    [–] Today I heard someone say "chips and fish". I am still recovering from the discomfort that this phrase inflicted Flaming_gerbil 25 points ago in britishproblems

    If you go into the Chinese near me, it's a chippy and Chinese in one. The lady there is heavily accented and asks if you want feesh and sheep with sore finger. And when you order a Chinese she asks if you want lice or sheep.