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    [–] The Geico Caveman commercials were truly ahead of their time Forever_Awkward 2 points ago in videos

    It's almost like heightened awareness of a thing increases likelihood of people remembering and posting content relating to that thing.

    [–] The Geico Caveman commercials were truly ahead of their time Forever_Awkward 1 points ago in videos

    Nope. Statute of limitations. After X years it becomes entertainment.

    [–] To rob a bank using a butcher knife Forever_Awkward 1 points ago in therewasanattempt

    The one post reaching my front page that actually belongs in r/youseeingthisshit and it's here instead.

    [–] I'd say I cant believe it, but I certainly can Forever_Awkward 1 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    Not including idle time. Dude could be leaving the game running overnight too, or have it minimized while doing other stuff.

    [–] Why the moon landing could not have been faked... Forever_Awkward 1 points ago in space

    I think it's that people want to relate to him and feel like they're the one being aggressively annoying to other people.

    [–] That's a big haul Forever_Awkward 1 points ago in Unexpected

    Guys this is a scripted gif.

    [–] Her husband took the cat to the groomers. Forever_Awkward 14 points ago in thisismylifenow

    Rule 0: If a mod likes a post, it stays. If they don't like it despite it not breaking any rules, it's gone.

    [–] On the Origin of Family Forever_Awkward 1 points ago in HistoryMemes

    We don't all know this. Many people believe it was some crazy new idea the nazis cooked up.

    [–] Humans: we need to do better. Forever_Awkward 2 points ago * (lasted edited 14 hours ago) in nonononoyes

    Movie trailer.

    Or you can read the comic here.

    Oh, comic is slightly NSFW. Nip-less boobs inbound.

    [–] Cessna clips a car as it lands Forever_Awkward 12 points ago in CatastrophicFailure

    I'm imagining your asshole spreading out like a suction cup the size of a dinner plate.

    But then I realized that wouldn't work because it couldn't get an airtight seal, so it would have to grow claws too, like a blood worm.

    This is your fault.

    [–] What’s the most embarrassing thing a parent has done to you? Forever_Awkward -1 points ago * (lasted edited 6 hours ago) in AskReddit

    Well, it makes sense to me that a higher body mass equates to a faster development, as that's a fairly common theme across the animal kingdom. Especially with females.

    EDIT: Whoops, I forgot I was supposed to state this as an absolute fact that I am 100% sure of so that it would be better received.

    [–] What’s the most embarrassing thing a parent has done to you? Forever_Awkward 15 points ago in AskReddit

    That's not how hormones work. You are not going through cow puberty from drinking milk. That's weird pseudoscience.

    If anything, it's likely related to childhood obesity.