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    [–] Goldschlager Friscogonewild 3 points ago in funny

    +1 for Goldschlager

    [–] I finally came out to the siblings and I couldn’t be happier! We (quad) are in the middle. Friscogonewild -18 points ago * (lasted edited 8 hours ago) in polyamory

    Oh, you're all the dudes.

    Gay!

    [you guys have no sense of humor]

    [–] Asexual Friscogonewild 1 points ago in WatchPeopleDieInside

    No matter what I say, you'll just disbelieve me. Go read a book on polyamory or non-monogamy if you actually care. Otherwise just go back to spouting half-baked nonsense.

    [–] Asexual Friscogonewild 1 points ago in WatchPeopleDieInside

    it might be exciting to fuck anyone you want without repercussions

    I mean, none of your comments make me believe you even know the basics of non-monogamy, let alone really understand it.

    I get it. Cognitive dissonance is tough to overcome. But I am telling you that you are wrong. Not that you will believe me, since it doesn't fit with what you want to believe is true. But not all people are jealous and insecure.

    [–] Asexual Friscogonewild 1 points ago in WatchPeopleDieInside

    Well, if you're really so entrenched in your view that you don't want to do any research or listen to my anecdotes, then it is what it is. But I know plenty of happy poly people. Most of the ones I know are, actually.

    It's more complex than monogamy--the number of relationships grows exponentially--so it's harder to get one to work, but that doesn't mean that humans are only wired for monogamy. I mean, monogamy doesn't work that well, either.

    [–] LPT: If you want to turn off the beep on most microwaves, hold down 0 for 3 seconds. Friscogonewild 49 points ago in LifeProTips

    He hasn't, though, really. For every muting method he's found, he's accidentally gotten someone's microwave on child lock or some shit. And even when he finds a method for a particular brand, it doesn't work on every model.

    LPT: Read your microwave manual.

    [–] Asexual Friscogonewild 1 points ago in WatchPeopleDieInside

    Because people are more likely to post when they have something to complain about. Same phenomenon with restaurant reviews. If people are content, they're just out there living their life instead of posting how happy they are to strangers on social media.

    If you judged heterosexual relationships by the shit on r/relationships, people would be single for life.

    [–] LPT: If you want to turn off the beep on most microwaves, hold down 0 for 3 seconds. Friscogonewild 3 points ago in LifeProTips

    None of them, actually. I have yet to see a post in this thread that says "wow, that works--thanks OP!" Just a bunch of "yeah, that didn't work."

    [–] Asexual Friscogonewild 1 points ago in WatchPeopleDieInside

    But you are an incel, no? You post on their sub, at least. And if you are involuntarily celibate, it's likely because you don't understand human interaction well enough to get laid.

    As for poly relationships being doomed to fail, I suggest you study up on the subject if you're genuinely interested, instead of haughtily asking for examples. Plenty of poly people are happy and in long-term relationships.

    are obviously both happy

    I think you misunderstand poly. There'd clearly be more than two people involved.

    [–] Modern Microwave Life hack Friscogonewild 21 points ago in lifehacks

    Yeah. Most higher-end microwaves have a setting that lets you mute them, but it's a little more complicated than just holding down a single button. You have to go into the settings.

    [–] Asexual Friscogonewild 2 points ago in WatchPeopleDieInside

    Well if that isn't a load of bullshit.

    Just because you can't conceive of something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. And just because you are unable to do something doesn't mean it can't be done.

    Maybe this is why you're an incel?

    [–] TIL: Research shows that people who buy electric cars prefer for their cars to look strange, indicating a big factor in picking out an electric car is the desire that everyone notices your car is an electric car. Friscogonewild 1 points ago in todayilearned

    Meh, I can worry about that in 10 years. Replacement batteries are already down to less than $3000--who knows what the future will bring?

    In the meantime, I'll be saving $100/month on gas and hundreds of dollars in oil changes. At that rate, replacement batteries will pay for themselves in less than 2.5 years. And that's not counting other unique maintenance issues with ICEs.

    [–] TIL: Research shows that people who buy electric cars prefer for their cars to look strange, indicating a big factor in picking out an electric car is the desire that everyone notices your car is an electric car. Friscogonewild 4 points ago in todayilearned

    Electric cars are way lower maintenance. Fewer moving parts.

    And as far as savings, I drive maybe 800 miles a month, so if I were in a car getting 20mpg, I'd be spending ~$150 on gas, and my electric bill went up ~30/month. So not huge savings, but it's nice to not be as reliant on gas and instead power my car with my state's hydroelectric plants.

    [–] My turn ... Friscogonewild 23 points ago in funny

    Kids don't flop around like dogs tend to. Easy to predict how kids will fall. Not so for dogs.

    [–] LPT: Keep a copy of your spouses ID in your wallet Incase they forget or misplace theirs. Friscogonewild 2 points ago in LifeProTips

    They're not hotel keys--they don't just print out extra copies for you to give out to people.

    Unless you mean like a photocopy, in which case it won't really be accepted as proof of ID for most any purpose.

    [–] What have you done for me lately? Friscogonewild 5 points ago in MurderedByWords

    It never occurred to me that you would put forth a dishonest premise. It wasn't a matter of misunderstanding, it was a matter of misreading.

    So your argument here is with people who want their homes in PR not only replaced, but upgraded. I've never seen these people, but apparently they exist in enough numbers that this is your concern with helping fellow Americans. Good luck with that.

    [–] What have you done for me lately? Friscogonewild 5 points ago in MurderedByWords

    So your entire premise is a straw man? Who in PR is asking that their house be rebuilt to be even larger than before it was destroyed?

    [–] What have you done for me lately? Friscogonewild 7 points ago in MurderedByWords

    Restoring property to its pre-disaster state is not the same as improving upon someone's property. Pretty simple. Total straw man.

    This is about the time where you claim you were only pretending to be stupid, right?

    [–] What have you done for me lately? Friscogonewild 9 points ago in MurderedByWords

    It's 100% a straw man. Maybe you need to brush up. You posited that since your home was damaged that you deserved a bigger one, trying to liken it to the plight of PR.

    Straw man:

    an intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument.

    Your argument is absurd, and more easily defeated than the actual argument.

    And the definition in your link supports me as well:

    Straw Man Misrepresent the argument to make it easier to knock down.

    Trying to pretend like helping rebuild PR is akin to you deserving a bigger house because your home was damaged is a total misrepresentation, and its only purpose is to try and make the initial argument easier to knock down.

    Textbook. Get bent.