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    [–] Seven shades of egg Friscogonewild 3 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    [–]adrianromo826 3 points an hour ago

    Would you recognize them with ham?

    You're more than 30 minutes late.

    [–] Consider this Friscogonewild 147 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    Well, just shoot at them 5 times. What could possibly go wrong?

    [–] Trump's note card for Parkland shooting discussion: 'I hear you.' He needed to be reminded to show empathy. Friscogonewild 18 points ago in esist

    Not even empathy, necessarily--his handlers probably knew that he would need to reassure the kids that, despite his glazed-over expression, he was not preoccupied with thoughts of whether or not there were any porn stars he forgot to pay off this month.

    [–] Crooked Hillary said that I want guns brought into the school classroom. Wrong! [May 21, 2016] Friscogonewild 280 points ago in TrumpCriticizesTrump

    Wonder what #3 is on that list is?

    "Remember to blink occasionally, but never with your nictitating membranes! The humans find this disconcerting."

    [–] Trump shows support for arming teachers to prevent school shootings Friscogonewild 1 points ago in politics

    Non-lethal "fresh-baked chocolate chip cookie" scent. Lure the gunman to the cafeteria, then BAM! Drop an anvil on his head.

    [–] Trump shows support for arming teachers to prevent school shootings Friscogonewild 1 points ago in politics

    It didn't end up making it into the final bill, but the House voted to remove the deduction. Sorta shows you what at least one branch of Congress thinks of teachers.

    Also, you can't write off all the supplies you buy--only up to $250. Average amount spent is over $500.

    [–] Trump shows support for arming teachers to prevent school shootings Friscogonewild 1 points ago in politics

    Arm the schools. Guns embedded in the walls, someone in Bulgaria with remote aiming capabilities watching security cameras.

    [–] Conservatives Melt Down as Twitter Annihilates Fake Accounts Friscogonewild 1 points ago in politics

    They have to freak out. Without the conspiracy theory that Twitter is is out to get conservatives, they'd have to admit to themselves that a good chunk of their supporters are fake, and intended to weaken the country. Then they might have to start wondering how them being popular weakens the country. That sort of realization is the blow that causes cognitive dissonance.

    [–] Donald's two greatest assets are mental stability and being, like, really smart Friscogonewild 2 points ago in DonaldandHobbes

    Even in strips where he's not clearly wiser than Trump will ever be, he at least has an excuse--the naivete of a child. Replacing that with Trump's stupidity and malice feels dirty.

    [–] Donald's two greatest assets are mental stability and being, like, really smart Friscogonewild -5 points ago in DonaldandHobbes

    Hadn't filtered it out of r/all yet. Didn't even know it existed.

    Fixed now--I'll get my Trump humor somewhere that doesn't shit on beloved parts of my childhood. :p

    [–] A ZIL-131 Friscogonewild 2 points ago in WeirdWheels

    Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming...

    [–] What if there were a 1999 TV ad where Trump looks down a woman's shirt for laughs? Friscogonewild -1 points ago in EnoughTrumpSpam

    We all would, I think. Some of us more subtly, though, and would resist the urge to make a skeevy comment.

    [–] So what are the kind of nails that you like on women ? (shape,colours etc) Friscogonewild 3 points ago in AskMen

    I can't remember the last time I noticed a girl's fingernails. If they're too long, are dirty or gnawed on, or it's clear that you spend a ton of time on them, that may turn me off, but otherwise, anything else is equally neutral for me.