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    [–] Is document verification system down? FullBlownButtsack 1 points ago in uberdrivers

    Same. I couldn't go online because my yearly background check apparently failed. The company that runs it (Checkr) messed up and said my license was suspended even though it isn't. Had to upload documents to Checkr and it's been a week but they haven't fixed it yet...

    [–] What’s the most satisfying thing to clean and why? FullBlownButtsack 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Ballsack hangs under your dick, buttsack hangs under your butthole. Get it right.

    [–] What embarrassing moment haunts you when you’re in the shower or lying awake in bed? FullBlownButtsack 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I used to only eat yogurt during lunch in elementary school. It was the Trix yogurt cups that were pink. And I would drink strawberry milk. One day in the morning I came into my classroom and without warning starting projectile vomiting right in the front entrance of the classroom. K was the last person into class too So everyone was watching me with horrified looks on their faces. It came out ad this gross pink sludge and didn't even seep into the carpet, just laid out on top.

    So embarrassing. I moved away that year and cane back like 4 years later in 7th grade and the kids would ask if I was the Pink Puke Kid, but I acted like I didn't remember what happened in elementary school, everyone knew I was full of shit tho.

    [–] What's that one product you will never use it again in your life? FullBlownButtsack 3 points ago in AskReddit

    My bike. I thought I would get in shape and ride it all the time and blah blah blah so I spent $800 and rode it once. Why would I use a bike when I have 3 cars? I also have a gym membership for 20$ a month for the past 4 years. Only went in once but never cancelled it because I feel like it's giving up. I'm a lazy shit sometimes.

    [–] What's that one product you will never use it again in your life? FullBlownButtsack 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Not OP but I read that using head and shoulders actually makes you get dandruff after a few days of not using it

    [–] If you could play God for a day, what would you do? FullBlownButtsack 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I like to think I would help people but I have a feeling I'll get bored and turn into a super villain. Usually what happens when I get to god tier in video games, I just start slaughtering everyone. Same with GTA. Everybody does it.

    [–] What’s the most satisfying thing to clean and why? FullBlownButtsack 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Windows layered in dust that comes off with a few sprays of windex.

    [–] With Dr strange being human, why can't any or every other human in the MCU have his powers? FullBlownButtsack 4 points ago in AskReddit

    Doctor Strange has a photographic memory. Probably the main point in that, and he had to surrender to the magic against his logical thinking. I guess if Tony Stark really wanted to, he could be at Strange's level in a few months but I don't think he would be able to leave logic behind and surrender to the illogical. But, in theory, anybody could learn the mystic arts if they practice for enough time.

    [–] Why have hard boiled eggs become harder to peel? FullBlownButtsack 2 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    They get easier to peel the older the eggs are. You may have just been boiling fresh eggs. Wait a few days or a week and try again maybe?

    [–] Do you eat rice with a spoon or a fork? Why? FullBlownButtsack 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Fork because it's usually on my plate with other stuff I need a fork to eat. I eat soup and stuff first so the spoon is out of commission for the rest of the meal and I don't have to switch between utensils.

    [–] What video game would you say has the biggest 'cult' following? FullBlownButtsack 5 points ago in AskReddit

    From an outsiders point of view, I always thought World of Warcraft users are kinda cult-y

    [–] Driving off a sand dune FullBlownButtsack 2 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Reminds me of Sandtrap from Halo 3

    [–] Free scratches FullBlownButtsack 3 points ago in nonononoyes

    I lived in crap villages off the black sea coast (Espiye, Giresun and Yaglidere, Girusun) as well as travelling and hanging out in Trabzon and Samsun. The first 2 villages barely even had electricity and running water, yet they still treated strays amazingly. Was walking down a road with a couple friends and we spotted a tiny dirty and lost stray kitten. My buddy scooped him up and asked a bunch of gyro placed for some left over food for him to eat, they gave him a bunch and he took the cat home. Unfortunately the cat died after 3 weeks because he had a terrible perisite, but that doesn't change the fact that the Turks love their animals. You can find videos of how they treat their strays all over the place. You're full of shit. Die.