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    [–] 😍BORN TODAY!😍 Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden's Tessa the Giraffe gave birth to a six-foot-tall bundle of joy at 2 a.m. this morning, which is quite the belated Father's Day gift to the calf's father, Kimba! GaryOaksAlcoholism 1 points ago in aww

    CINCINNATI (WKRC) - Zoo babies may have officially ended at the Cincinnati Zoo but the Zoo celebrating a new baby giraffe born on Monday.

    12-year-old Tessa delivered the six-foot tall bundle of joy at 2 a.m., after just an hour of labor. The calf is nursing and already standing. Kimba is the father.

    Zoo officials don't know yet if the baby is a boy or a girl. No word when the new calf and the family will be on display.

    “Tessa is our super mom,” said Christina Gorsuch, curator of mammals at the Cincinnati Zoo. “She and baby are doing well and bonding behind the scenes at Giraffe Ridge. Kimba will be reunited with the full group within a week.”

    Giraffes are pregnant for 15 months. At birth, the baby drops to the ground head first. Zoo keepers help cushion that fall with sawdust, hay and rubber mats. Even without that, the Zoo says baby giraffes aren't hurt by the fall.

    Another giraffe is expected in the fall. Eight-year-old Cece is due in November.

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    [–] Mission "Find the refugees" stuck/broken cant proche GaryOaksAlcoholism 2 points ago in Chaosbane

    I am having the same issue I think. I beat a mission, went back to home base, and the last objective of the mission I just beat is back up in my questlog. I can't leave or interact with anyone besides my stash and the donation guy. I'm lvl 14. I know I can restart and then transfer my gear over but that sucks. If anyone has heard of a solution, please tag me or send me a message about it. Thanks

    [–] Apparently The Rook,the game bar in OTR, has closed abruptly GaryOaksAlcoholism 3 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago) in cincinnati

    Is there a sign on the door or something? What makes you say this OP?

    Edit: Apparently there are reports that this is real, sorry for doubting you OP but maybe link to something next time? Hard to believe a sentence with no backing evidence

    [–] Simply put GaryOaksAlcoholism 247 points ago in freefolk

    When Gregor lost his helmet and took off his armor I was like "ah shit that's his second phase"

    [–] Real-life Mario Kart in Florida GaryOaksAlcoholism 1 points ago in WTF

    SOUTH CAROLINA not FLORIDA iunno why I'm so braindead. My bad everybody.

    [–] Real-life Mario Kart in Florida GaryOaksAlcoholism 1 points ago in WTF

    ah fuck I'm dumb. Sorry everybody

    [–] (SPOILERS) AVENGERS: ENDGAME OFFICIAL DISCUSSION MEGATHREAD - PART 2: US RELEASE GaryOaksAlcoholism 2 points ago in Marvel

    My best guess is that it works like Dragon Ball Z where, although Trunks comes back to give Goku medicine and fight the Androids, he knows his own future is fucked no matter what.

    So if they undo Tony's snap, one Tony will live on and the rest of the future timelines will be as if he never snapped, AKA fucked.

    The ancient one explains it to hulk pretty well I thought.

    [–] READ: The Full Mueller Report, With Redactions GaryOaksAlcoholism 2 points ago in worldnews

    That says my most frequently used word is "ゴ" which I apparently used 243 times so far lol

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    [–] Instagram normies GaryOaksAlcoholism 2 points ago in woooosh

    Not him but as for me it's because my left hand is a naughty lil slut

    [–] anime_irl GaryOaksAlcoholism 7 points ago in anime_irl

    The new season of Berserk getting right to the point I see

    [–] Thought you guys would enjoy this high level play of mine GaryOaksAlcoholism 15 points ago in apexlegends

    "Oh what am I doing" is a question I ask myself almost every engagement in this game lol I 100% sympathize

    [–] Another mural downtown gets defaced. This shit needs to end now. GaryOaksAlcoholism 35 points ago in cincinnati

    I can personally confirm that this is fake as fuck. I have been bamboozled and I demand compensation. While I agree with the overall sentiment I'm gonna have to go ahead and play the "Eat shit OP, you lying cunt" card here. Unfortunate, I know.

    OP can apologize by deleting this post and then deleting their account. I also accept Graeter's gift cards ($25 minimum). Get back at me, /u/Lewdville

    [–] Robert, Aspect of Shielding GaryOaksAlcoholism 2 points ago in Bossfight

    He's gonna come back in DLC and whip my ass raw I can just tell lol

    [–] Robert, Aspect of Shielding GaryOaksAlcoholism 30 points ago in Bossfight

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    [–] Found this GaryOaksAlcoholism 1 points ago in Justfuckmyshitup

    This man is a champion and you fucking wish you had his hair (I know I do). I'll bet you have some bitchass crewcut from SportsClips or some shit. Weak post OP. Shame.

    [–] "Trooper" is getting the hang of his new wheelchair! GaryOaksAlcoholism 1 points ago in aww

    Some backstory: "Trooper" was struck by a train in Hamilton, Ohio. He lost his eye and back legs. The Butler County Dog Warden rescued him and brought him to the Animal Friends Humane Society. The local community raised about $4,000 overnight for his recovery. He's been recovering ever since. They say he's a very lucky puppy.

    You can read more about the story here

    The video is from Animal Friends Humane Society, who will most likely be posting updates as Trooper recovers.