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    [–] This bar sign puts things into perspective. Graoutchmeuh 34 points ago in funny

    Just because someone somewhere has it worse than me doesn't invalidate the fact that I'm having a tough time.

    [–] I wonder why? Graoutchmeuh 735 points ago in facepalm

    Alive and healthy is worse than being dead. Noted.

    [–] Guess what I make at my new job Graoutchmeuh 1 points ago in EDC

    Stuff. You're making stuff.

    [–] What's that one product that is completely worth your money? Graoutchmeuh -1 points ago in AskReddit

    I have been using one since I'm 12.
    I have a friend who buy new expensive shoes every year because he ruins them.
    I've had my current pair of sneakers for 2 years already use them almost daily and they look brand new.
    Shoehorns are an amazing investment.

    [–] so he's a doctor for sure... Graoutchmeuh 3 points ago in facepalm

    I guess he wasn't healthy.

    [–] Lesbians are pandering to men! Graoutchmeuh 5 points ago in facepalm

    Today, the independant discovers category:lesbian on pornhub.
    Tomorrow : MILF. A new study suggests women get older to turn men on.

    [–] If magic was real, what spell would you try first? Graoutchmeuh 1 points ago in AskReddit

    So what you're saying is if I kill myself I will have an effect on the world?

    [–] 20/M/Engineering Student Graoutchmeuh 1 points ago in EDC

    Also not show : a can of wd40 and a roll of heavy duty duct tape.

    [–] Guess i didn't like that food after all Graoutchmeuh 1 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    Yeah, my mom had that same rule.
    She also had that other rule « you took one bite, you can eat the rest »

    [–] thought it might be a murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Graoutchmeuh 4 points ago in MurderedByWords

    That not a murder, it's more like a random drive-by.

    [–] Hitting Slappy keeps her quiet for a week Graoutchmeuh 2 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    Chemical warfare.
    If she wants to see your kids when they are sick, that's because deep down she wants to get sick too.
    Next time she shows up, call the police again, and while you wait for them open the door real quick, sneeze on her, and lock the door while she's stunned.

    That should make her just crazy enough for her to stay until the cops show up.

    [–] Well my day just got better Graoutchmeuh 3 points ago in funny

    Do i have to buy a new one every time? Because I don’t have that kind of money, I’m no millionaire.

    [–] What are your useless EDC items? Graoutchmeuh 4 points ago in EDC

    That’s not useless.
    You can use the string for string stuff, and the pearls to trip a murderer.

    [–] Ultimate Chinese Wuxia Attack Graoutchmeuh 2 points ago in noveltranslations

    Some kind of round candy, I think you’re supposed to lick it or something.

    [–] "You are putting down too much salt on the walkways.". OK I'll cut back. Graoutchmeuh 86 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    That reminds me of that time my friend was working in a luxury cloth shop in China.
    Manager told him to go clean the snow on the front door, but there was only a broom and nothing to really scrap all the packed snow, so he couldn’t really do a good job.
    That made the manager angry, and he told my friend to use some hot water to melt the snow.
    My friend refused, arguing that the water would freeze and the clients would just slip and fall, potentially breaking something.
    Fine, the manager said, I’ll do it myself.
    And he did.
    And the water then froze.
    And the people trying to get in slipped and fell, one of them braking his arm.
    And my friend got fired for it.
    Lucky for him he had only a couple months left on his visa before going back home, so he didn’t lose much.

    [–] See Donald get played with by words. Graoutchmeuh -1 points ago in MurderedByWords

    I'm not sure I get it. Is it about the rythm of the sentences?

    [–] I caught MIL messing with my birth control! Graoutchmeuh 1 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    Maybe spare her the abortion part, but I was mostly thinking about the trap part. Would that be receivable in court?

    [–] Sun is a sun and star is a star, huh? Graoutchmeuh 7 points ago in facepalm

    They die too, they are just not very good at it.

    [–] I caught MIL messing with my birth control! Graoutchmeuh 3 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    Would it be illegal to pretend to be pregnant, thank her for tempering with your BC, let her beam with joy and have her admit her tempering in a public setting (family dinner or something)?
    And then tell her you’re gonna abort it just to make her feel miserable?

    [–] MIL thinks she's sabotaging us moving away Graoutchmeuh 1 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    "well, you never know what might become available.."

    Ain't that exactly why you take what is available when it's available instead of always waiting for a potential "something better"?