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    [–] What side of your personality do you hide from most people? Greenhound 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Cynicism. It's so fucking hard when you know something negative is going to happen but you keep your fucking mouth shut, because if you mention it, it will bring people down etc, make it more likely to happen. But then it happens anyway. I even hide it from myself I think, as a way of keeping myself motivated.

    [–] Just a regular day in Grindelwald, Switzerland. Greenhound 1 points ago in gifs

    i need to get back to the alps asap i miss this kind of shit.

    [–] TIFU by daring my husband to drink a whole bottle of CBD oil (he didn't believe CBD actually did anything) Greenhound 16 points ago in tifu

    Yeah I've always gotten fucking baked off 1 or 2 hits of a joint. Even when I was smoking it everyday. People always thought I was exaggerating. It affects people differently yall

    [–] What Pavlovian response have you developed? Greenhound 2 points ago in AskReddit

    A break at work without a cigarette doesn't even feel like a break. I struggle to keep myself sane at work as it is, so I have a wakeup smoke, an on-my-way out smoke, a 'I just got to work but have 5 minutes before I need to clock in' smoke, a first break smoke, a 'just got on lunch smoke', a 'time to go back in from lunch' smoke, a second break smoke, a 'leaving work' smoke, a 'i just got home' smoke, an after meal smoke, an after sex smoke then a pre-bed smoke. missing any of those out just feels wrong. I haven't even properly considered giving up yet but I know I've made it more of a psychological habit than a chemical habit.

    [–] What Pavlovian response have you developed? Greenhound 3 points ago in AskReddit

    My ex worked at mcdonalds and one time I lay next to her while she was already asleep and I guess she got startled cause she jolted and said 'Eat in or takeaway?'

    [–] How To Make a Hit ED SHEERAN Song - Brett Domino Greenhound 3 points ago in videos

    i don't think you know what producer means....

    producers engineer the audio. the sounds and the quality. do you know how much there is to that?

    [–] What gaming knowledge has helped you in real life? Greenhound 175 points ago in AskReddit

    years of playing counter-strike and cod4 competitively has given me pretty solid spacial awareness and hearing. i'm just naturally tuned into environmental sound cues, and i unconsciously track where people are in my mind based on what i can hear. if i'm at work and faintly hear the downstairs door open most people wouldn't even notice it but i'm subconsciously tracking positions, timings and numbers of people. it's pretty sad.

    [–] What is the most "Fuck This I'm out" moment of your relationship? Greenhound 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I used to go out for a smoke break to cool off whenever I argued with my ex (hint: it was a lot). "I hope those cancer sticks kill you" stuck with me.

    [–] Brink is one of my least favorite games of all time. For the past 6 years, my friend has purchased me a copy to remind me of that fact. This year he managed to get an original copy, and put it under my family's tree. Greenhound 3 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago) in gaming

    it was a scratch studio project

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9drwiPhf1Vw

    edit: i actually have no clue how someone made a flight simulator in scratch, it was a program they briefly used to introduce us to the idea of game development at school when i was 14. that's actually pretty impressive.

    [–] My boyfriend died today and I don’t know what to do. Greenhound 1 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    personally i actually find it easier to deal with grief when i close off. everyone seems extra annoying when i'm in a state of mind like grief.

    [–] [LPT] You DO NOT need to give answers to questions that HAVE NOT been asked. Stop the need to explain yourself before someone asks you to. Keep it Simple. Over explaining all of the time can be seen as a sign of weakness. It can get you into unnecessary situations that could have been avoided. Greenhound 17 points ago in LifeProTips

    this is actually, a really good comment. i work in ecommerce. i've found most people are good at a mixture of everything. i spend most of the day sat at a workdesk desk packing. at first i felt guilty that i wasn't sharing the load of work with others, but more recently i've learned there's a reason why i'm not often asked to do much else - management has found something i'm particularly efficient at.

    [–] Pros and Cons Greenhound 2 points ago in Tinder

    Is it a thing that most men unconsciously alternate between ‘tight as fuck cuddling’ and ‘far side of the bed looking in the opposite direction moving away whenever you edge towards me’ cus I do it. It’s like sleeping me can’t make up its mind.

    [–] Curious to see what it colors me in as. Greenhound 1 points ago in colorizebot

    make sure it's 100% true grayscale then reupload it

    [–] Kendall Jenner Greenhound 2 points ago in colorizebot

    it doesn't work on images that aren't already full grayscale

    [–] This energy drink can looks like this deodorant can. Greenhound 3 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    the only place i've ever seen BLACK energy drinks are the polish corner shop across the road from me and the tesco extra in the 'world foods' aisle

    i think it's pretty damn polish

    [–] The map chipped into this post Greenhound 2 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    see the earth isn't flat it's tubular

    [–] Rusty's Wares! [PC] Greenhound 1 points ago in fo76bazaar

    600 for the two shot revolver

    [–] What’s the dumbest excuse your girlfriend/boyfriend has used for cheating on you? Greenhound 2 points ago in AskReddit

    afaik she never actually cheated on me but my ex used tinder and other apps when i wasn't around, to chat to people because she 'got lonely' when i was working and she was unemployed.

    came home one night, crawled into bed with her and a whatsapp notification came up on her phone 'your voice turns me on so much'. instantly confronted her about it. turns out she voicecalled this guy off an app called antichat which is basically a nest of horny perverts disguised as a public chat app. supposedly she just wanted someone to talk to but he kept making inappropiate comments. in a call that lasted hours. i looked at the messages and she didn't seem to particularly give a shit. i asked her to call him and attempt to have a normal conversation while i listened. took about 20 seconds for him to say 'i'm so hard right now'

    but it's okay, she was 'just lonely'

    [–] Tinder level 100 Greenhound 1 points ago in Tinder

    idk if you're being sarcastic but i legit agree with you people with a front like this normally just badly raised but kind people