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    [–] Sanity Healyhatman 6 points ago in fatlogic

    I bet you're a shill for Big Sugar, and you're just posting this comment to gaslight everyone and the Fat Acceptance guy really WAS the CEO of Coca Cola in the 70s! #ILLUMINATICONFIRMED

    [–] [Serious] What are you thinking when you see a car worth 3x your house? Healyhatman 1 points ago in AskReddit

    A cardboard box is like $2 so something like "how did they build a car for only $6?"

    [–] Sanity Healyhatman 26 points ago in fatlogic

    I've always suspected fat acceptance is an astroturf campaign started by the junk food lobby

    [–] What is the most useless school subject? Healyhatman 0 points ago in AskReddit

    Religious education. Was just "copy these Bible phrases word for word" with a super heavy Christianity is great bias

    [–] There are no weeds in the forest. Healyhatman 5 points ago in Showerthoughts

    There absolutely are. Invasive plant species are a big problem.

    [–] You have a chance to send a message to your future-self. What would it be? Healyhatman 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Literally everyone already has this chance. Write a letter, and open it later. Congratulations you've successfully sent a message to your future self

    Edit: this edit its from future me: I received the message!

    [–] ELI5: Why cars have bigger brake discs on the front than the rear? Healyhatman 2 points ago in explainlikeimfive

    When you tell the car to slow down, it doesn't do it all at once. Some of it wants to keep moving forward, so it "leans" forward as you're slowing it down. That makes it push more on the front wheels and less on the back.

    Think of a slinky moving forward, and then you grab the back of it and stop. the rest of the slinky is going to keep moving for a while. If you grab the front instead it's a lot easier to stop.

    [–] What is one thing you wish was true but isn't? Healyhatman 3 points ago in AskReddit

    The average person is intelligent and not easily deceived

    [–] Oregonians trying to pump their own gas, Jan 2019 Healyhatman 1 points ago in funny

    Ruby Rodd sure went downhill after helping save the Earth. PTSD?

    [–] Upvotes now grant orgasms to the person who gets them. How does this change the world? Healyhatman 1 points ago in AskReddit

    People abandon reddit because as nice as it sounds no one wants to run the risk of a few thousand orgasms in under an hour.

    The people that remain take care to only post neutral comments, because whilst a couple orgasms is great, absolutely no one wants downvotes, especially guys, who would be very wary of their previous ejaculations crawling back up the shaft of their cock.