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    [–] Riding down Farwell Canyon HeirOfHouseReyne 2 points ago in gifs

    Looks more like skiing, the way he's zigzagging near the end in the sand.

    [–] Florida teacher diagnosed with stage 3 colon cancer ran of out sick days, so other teachers transferred their own sick days to him HeirOfHouseReyne -1 points ago in news

    In that case, there are plenty of doctors that work for multiple organisations that check à sample of the people on sick leave whether they're actually sick and at home. It's not meant for those who very occasionally get sick, but those that abuse the system.

    If you have a cold and he's checking you at your house on day two, not to worry, he'll see you're sick. And those that use sick leave for a beach trip or who just wanted to stay home and game also get caught.

    [–] If a wolf disappears from a pack without a trace, the absolutely biggest chance is that it has died. The reason your dog loses its shit every time you get home is because as far as they’re concerned, you keep coming back from the dead over and over again. HeirOfHouseReyne 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    They have a sense of smell that can distinguish how long ago you were in the house. They can notice "his smell is at this level (of having been gone 10 hours or something), so he'll appear soon at this door like usual when his smell is at this level. They will wait in front of the door like 5 minutes in advance of you car pulling in.

    They tested it with a control condition where they had someone else run around with a t-shirt of the owner through the room where the dog was waiting. Dog smelled a more recent bit of the owner's smell going through the room and it couldn't predict when the owner would arrive.

    [–] Florida teacher diagnosed with stage 3 colon cancer ran of out sick days, so other teachers transferred their own sick days to him HeirOfHouseReyne -1 points ago in news

    Yes! So get to a system where you get off work with a doctor's note instead of treating it as vacation days that anyone can take at anytime. Let the sick stay home because they are sick and could infect others, or won't be able to perform their jobs. Ofcourse there will still be doctors who will give anyone a note to stay home, but they get a reputation quickly and can be punished for it too.

    [–] Lady in my area does this to crush her cans... HeirOfHouseReyne 4 points ago in WTF

    It doesn't. He just said he sells tons of tires to this woman.

    [–] Florida teacher diagnosed with stage 3 colon cancer ran of out sick days, so other teachers transferred their own sick days to him HeirOfHouseReyne 6 points ago in news

    I really don't understand the point of a set day of sick days. Either you're sick or injured, in which case you'd do yourself and everyone else at work a favor by not going into work but to a doctor who will give a written document stating how long you can't go into work. Or you're healthy and capable and will do your job.

    Keeping a system with a set amount of sick days might only benefit those who compare between employees: "Oh he's been gone for more days than I've been off on sick leave!" So what? That's like being jealous of someone getting more insurance money than you have because their house burned down and yours didn't.

    If doctors tell you you need a month to recover, you need a month. I hope your boss has empathy and/or common sense to realize that he shouldn't fire you over that. But I'd be upfront about you not being able to show up for a month.

    [–] Aretha Franklin dies in Detroit, surrounded by family and friends HeirOfHouseReyne 2 points ago in news

    Honestly, I've never been drinking pee, but I do know sweat tastes salty. You're welcome to do some experimental research on the taste similarities. I DID once see someone eat an egg boiled in little boy's pee and despite it being a Chinese delicacy, the reporter didn't appreciate it.

    But yeah, they're both waste products / bodily fluids. It could be similar.

    [–] This is actually quite infuriating HeirOfHouseReyne 2 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    My gf was a g

    I'd consider if a breast reduction could make you happier/healthier.

    [–] This is actually quite infuriating HeirOfHouseReyne 55 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    If my gf were to interpret C-cup or better, she'd choose a smaller size in a heartbeat and I don't blame her. She had a huge size and it hurt physically and mentally. It was a heavy burden to bear. She had a breast reduction and became much happier.

    [–] This is actually quite infuriating HeirOfHouseReyne 77 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    I like fuzzy hairs.

    And you're right. Women are expected to shave too much already.

    [–] This is actually quite infuriating HeirOfHouseReyne 53 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    You know how the first The Sims had this awesome kitchen robot that would cook for you and clean? As a kid I kept saying how awesome it would be to have a kitchen robot when I grew up. Then my parents told me we already had a kitchen robot.

    It was a huge disappointment when I realized what a kitchen robot was. Not even human-shaped like a butler!

    [–] What's your favorite way to respond to Indian scammers claiming to work for Microsoft? HeirOfHouseReyne 1 points ago in AskReddit

    My windows are very dirty, yes. I cannot even see that keyboard you keep mentioning. Can you help me open my windows?

    Sir, please be patient. I'm trying to get my mail, but I can't get my windows open. The carrier pigeon is still outside.