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    [–] What highly illegal thing took place at your high school? Howland_Reed 1 points ago in AskReddit

    It's possible over years. My school district has something like a 300 million a year budget.

    [–] TIL that Japan is giving its elderly population discounts on ramen if they give up their drivers licenses Howland_Reed 15 points ago in todayilearned

    When people use just the word "panic" to reference a band I always think of widespread panic and most of the time they mean at the Disco.

    [–] What is the most overrated movie in your opinion? Howland_Reed 1 points ago in AskReddit

    That's why ANH is my favorite. It was basically a stand alone before they knew sequels would be made. Luke is a relatable character, the force isn't overdone or over explained, the dark and light side stuff isn't overkill. You're right, characters like Han, Vader, tarkin and stuff outshine Luke though. Fuck the rest of the Skywalker clan.

    [–] What are some good internet rabbit-holes to check out? Howland_Reed 3 points ago in AskReddit

    My favorite is the rock that makes you procrastinate and the person who wrote it did almost nothing and just said they'd do it later.

    [–] Gap in coverage Howland_Reed 12 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    I guess you can't join the military then.

    [–] Madagascar measles epidemic kills more than 1,200 people, over 115,000 cases reported Howland_Reed 10 points ago in news

    I guess Japan isn't part of Asia according to you? Thanks for the Google maps link though, ya dingus.

    [–] Star Wars Episode IX – Teaser Howland_Reed 8 points ago in movies

    Kylo👏is👏a👏 Skywalker 👏and👏if👏you👏 disagree 👏you👏probably👏have👏inflamed👏hemroids👏

    [–] Star Wars Episode IX – Teaser Howland_Reed 2 points ago in movies

    The bar is so low for me now, as long as the movie doesn't make me walk out I'll be satisfied.

    [–] BBC News - First ever black hole image released Howland_Reed 2 points ago in worldnews

    Nope, we are seeing why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

    [–] Jay Jacobs is my favorite local artist. Howland_Reed 16 points ago in Augusta

    Same reason as any. Sure we get an economic boost and the sport world is centered on us, but for a lot of people that doesn't really affect them. Not everyone sees the extra money, and still deals with all the crap. Personally I like it just because there's extra entertainment. I might never have seen the flaming lips or p-funk had they not come to play during the Masters. But yeah. People hating tourists has been a thing for time immemorial.

    [–] Mercy Howland_Reed 5 points ago in vegan

    We call those palmetto bugs here in the south and they are just a part of life, especially during the summer time. They're all nice and good untill one of the fuckers flys at your face. But yeah, nothing like the little shitty German ones.

    [–] Mercy Howland_Reed 13 points ago in vegan

    Ticks aren't animals. They are hellspawn sent to cause unhappiness, pain, and disease amongst us.

    [–] holy moly hes correctoly Howland_Reed 10 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago) in HistoryMemes

    I'm an atheist, but I was under the impression that Jesus existing was pretty much set in stone. The Romans kept good records.

    [–] TIL That, of 195 countries on earth, England has invaded 177 of them. Howland_Reed 1 points ago in todayilearned

    English history is fascinating. They've had a history of being massive cunts, but they did so much for being a small, damp island.

    [–] Just a lesson for you all Howland_Reed 144 points ago in chemistry

    Yeah but nitrogen isn't into giant gangbangs with itself. Carbon's like "I'll do anything, even with 50 other versions of myself."

    [–] absolutelynotme_irl Howland_Reed 5 points ago in absolutelynotme_irl

    AIDS is super easy to treat now. People with AIDS live equally long lives. Pretty much have prescription and that's that.

    Also pretty shit to make jokes about what was once a health epidemic.

    [–] A small glimpse of Iceland Howland_Reed 15 points ago in BeAmazed

    Nah in Wales they have wyllywyllylelyleellalylflylhgggweyllgl. Common mistake.

    [–] How is WWII depicted in the Italian educational system? Howland_Reed 9 points ago in AskReddit

    Alright give me those examples. I'm sure they exist, but I'd like to see you provide them considering you made the claim therefore burden of proof is on you.

    [–] Trump just claimed his father was born in Germany. He was not. Howland_Reed 2 points ago in worldnews

    Honestly, taken at its original meaning, the Antichrist is just anyone who says Jesus isn't the savior. People have just started associating the beast from Revelations with the Antichrist.

    [–] AMC Movie theatres to host 59 hour of all 22 Marvel movies. Howland_Reed 1 points ago in movies

    They kept all the original avengers alive. They'll probably die saving everyone else and bringing them back and then it's basically a fresh line up for new movies. Except Nat. I guess she lives. In any case, it's like a soft avengers reboot without a timeline change.