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    [–] Saw this gem in my doctor’s office... I2ed3ye 2 points ago in funny

    Anecdotally, I've also found older doctors to be more stubborn and dismissive. "It doesn't hurt that much. Theres nothing wrong with you. You'd be wasting your time with a second opinion; that's not cancer." Seems like everyone around me voiced a serious concern and a few years later, they really should've gone to see someone else. Think that's where the self diagnosis comes from. Next it's going to be websites telling you how much your medical bills should be.

    [–] Tough glass I2ed3ye 1 points ago in yesyesyesyesno

    This is the kind of shit that makes you laugh so hard, your upstairs neighbor has to stop riverdancing to laugh along with you.

    [–] What its like to drive a police car surrounded by Gilets Jaunets (Yellow Vests) I2ed3ye 30 points ago in europe

    Listening to that guy gave me hope that shit wasn't going to turn out how I was thinking it was.

    [–] Changing the age range I2ed3ye 49 points ago in Tinder

    The one on the left is the one that only has an Instagram link in her bio and says to message her on there. All her posts are of her titties hanging out with thousands of likes and thirsty comments.

    The one on the right is the one that'll immediately make plans to meet you for a beer and let you eat her ass out if you're a gentlemen and pay for the tab.

    [–] Can’t believe this worked. I2ed3ye 46 points ago in Tinder

    His pad must be hella dope aye eff, fam

    [–] I(18f) peed on my boyfriend(19m) during sex, should I tell him? I2ed3ye 1 points ago in relationship_advice

    I wouldn't really worry about it. I used to make my ex squirt fairly regularly. Sometimes it felt and smelt like she just totally pissed all over me. Who knows; it might've always been piss. Just pissing on me all the time. Filling my mouth with her piss. Pissing in my bed. Drenching my clothes in piss. Wait. Where was I going with this?

    [–] What’s the dumbest thing your significant other has said or done? I2ed3ye 333 points ago in AskReddit

    Oh fuck. I know that if I was in the position of your wife, I would've gone outside to measure, not thinking of it. Then seen your truck gone and jumped to the conclusion that it was stolen.

    [–] Her profile had a pic of her with Justin Bieber I2ed3ye 2 points ago in Tinder

    I hate it too, but it's also super understandable. I imagine if I was constantly flush with matches and people throwing themselves at me, at best I probably wouldn't know any better. Sending one word answers for weeks and the only feedback you get is either positive or people stop responding. Or worse. The only negative feedback is super cringey and an attempt to blow you up.

    Also, not to say this is what it is, but the situation you described is how I treat people I kind of like but also have other people I'm more interested in. Cause you know if you tell someone you're going on dates with other people, there's a good chance they're going to get butthurt and be all passive-aggressive about it.

    [–] I guess not everyone digs the JLO and Marc Anthony vibe I2ed3ye 5 points ago in Tinder

    There's guys under six foot complaining about women taller than them? While the rest of us just want a chance to be rejected for our personality. God damn it. No wonder dating is so exhausting. We all trying to find something nice in the garden and a bunch of assholes are planting weeds and trampling over everything.

    [–] What goes around is a round. I2ed3ye 1 points ago in MurderedByWords

    I used to dump a can of sardines in hot sauce on top of my cottage cheese. Fucking dee-lish

    [–] Safe to say I think I got a date I2ed3ye 10 points ago in Tinder

    Don't stop, I'm almost there.

    [–] Had to do it I2ed3ye 6 points ago in Tinder

    That was his last resort

    [–] the "did you ever work with _________?" starter pack I2ed3ye 2 points ago in starterpacks

    "How long have you been with the company?"

    That's always my favorite. Everyone says it the exact same way. Like it's a famous movie quote or something.

    [–] Best 1 starter of 2019 I2ed3ye 313 points ago in Tinder

    Super Likes are accidents. I only swiped right to meet your dog.

    [–] School Door Barricade Device. I2ed3ye 11 points ago in NewProductPorn

    It solves the problem that a deadbolt is too easy and reliable while allowing no movement when properly installed. Adding the need to use fine motor skills to pop open a cover, grab a rope, and wrap it around a door handle and the device while not leaving too much slack so it's easily accessible in an extremely high stress situation where your life and others is in danger gives the shooter a chance.

    [–] Old guy knocks out young punk messing with his girls I2ed3ye 5 points ago in JusticePorn

    I'm so thankful my dad always asked me if I wanted a nap instead of just giving me one.

    [–] Anon is small I2ed3ye 0 points ago in SuddenlyGay

    Do you refer to a guy sucking another dude's tallyho as bi-latio?

    [–] This one's AMAZING I2ed3ye 8 points ago in gatekeeping

    Behold! My stuff...

    I’m particularly fond of these. I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Tex-arse. I even named them. Des and Troy. You see, when you put them together, they destroy.

    [–] Couple accidentally proposes to each other at the same time I2ed3ye 1 points ago in aww

    What does everyone else do that's waiting to use this spot to propose? Do they just twiddle their thumbs and pretend they don't see it? Then as they start to wander off they just grab their partner by the hand and lead them there?

    [–] What is good for only a minute? I2ed3ye 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Old school toys. Like the cup and ball. Or paddle ball. The sticky hand. A snowglobe. All those things that pretty much do just one thing and you've experienced everything it has to offer after a minute.