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    [–] How to train your dog to eat properly I2ed3ye 1 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    I thought they were potatoes. But I also thought the title was "How to train your dragon to eat properly". I was very confused when the gif loaded.

    [–] Well, blow me down I2ed3ye 3 points ago in nevertellmetheodds

    I didn't see anyone blame /r/wallstreetbets for blowing on it.

    [–] AITA for serving myself the biggest piece of meat? I2ed3ye -4 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    ESH As a 5'7" 170 lb guy that goes to the gym to lift weights three to ten times a week and usually does the majority of the cooking in my relationships.. what the heck. I more often than not would give up the bigger piece of meat because that's part of how I show my love and affection. Feeling like you're intrinsically entitled to something sounds ridiculous as heck. While his argument is stupid, you're also arguing that he didn't deserve it because you did more exercise that day. Which may be based on logic, but it's a total asshole move. Who cares what anyone did? Essentially it comes to someone wanted more chicken and instead of handling it like adults in a relationship, we're now bickering days later about who deserved it. Now we're gonna have to make sure everyone gets the exact same size of meat like two children fighting.

    [–] My boyfriend got his wisdom teeth out today and did the thing I2ed3ye 1 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    I like to imagine that the wisdom teeth being pulled was an unrelated incident.

    [–] Dont litter kids! I2ed3ye 54 points ago in funny


    [–] I’ll do anything for work, but I won’t do that. I2ed3ye 1 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Aye, mill and you may die. Root and you'll live.. at least awhile. And growing in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the branches, from this bough to that, for one chance, just one chance, to lumber back here and tell our planters that they may rake our leaves, but they'll never rake.. our treedom!

    [–] Grammar is important.. I2ed3ye 1 points ago in Tinder

    You could've used a contraction two, but you chose not too.

    [–] Uncouth I2ed3ye 1 points ago in Tinder

    Weird flexu, but okay

    [–] GRRM has no clue! I2ed3ye 6 points ago in freefolk

    Looking back, what was the deal with Jon not becoming king of da norf? Like, he was for a minute, right? And then he just gave it to Sansa because he didn't want to? Or did they care about him being a bastard? If whoever's popular with the people becomes the ruler and that's why Bran got to decline, then what's the deal with Jon? It's so hazy now.

    [–] I swiped right, not gonna lie I2ed3ye 28 points ago in Tinder

    Yeah, but reposts always get more karma. This is my profile now.

    [–] American TV show portraying Mexico Starter Pack I2ed3ye 1 points ago in starterpacks

    *actors squinting and shading eyes with hand while waiting for someone to appear over the horizon exactly where they're looking*

    [–] BOYCOTT DOLLAR GENERAL! I2ed3ye -1 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    He's just a man! He can't control himself!

    [–] This guy dodged a bullet I2ed3ye 1 points ago in trashy

    "Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass, did you know that?" -- BOBBY B

    [–] Don't blink or you'll miss it. I2ed3ye 3 points ago in aww

    It really blows my mind to train a dog to do all this in one go in a strange place infront of a bunch people with sounds and distractions everywhere. I'm over here with a spoon of peanut butter in the privacy of our kitchen telling Jeeves to roll over for the fifth time in a row while he's confused and wants to shake hands or speak.

    [–] Stumbled across this today I2ed3ye 2 points ago in Tinder

    You spilled lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!

    [–] TIFU by probably causing a divorce. I2ed3ye 2 points ago in tifu

    This is a serious lack of cowabunga, dude.