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    [–] Custom Zoro Statue (badass badass nomi ver. 🀣) IDontDownvoteAnyone 1 points ago in OnePiece

    Holy fuck I never saw this message, nor did I read it. I cannot tell what you're saying. Did you buy shitty cheap knock off chinese dolls and forget how to English?

    Haha no one is jealous of your garbage. Your toys suck dude.

    [–] When someone wanders in from /r/all... IDontDownvoteAnyone 2 points ago in HighQualityGifs

    I know this is very beggars/choosers but I wish you edited the chart she used.

    [–] A Pelicans fan snuck on to the court for warmups, stretched and put up a shot before the police escorted him off IDontDownvoteAnyone 46 points ago in sports

    Pretty much any heavy object. A mirror or whatever. No one wants to be the one responsible for causing an accident. Find the office water cooler, hijack a thing of water and carry it around. Questions will be nullified as long as you don't make too many passes.

    [–] POWER OFF - You can't turn this tv off with the red button. IDontDownvoteAnyone 1 points ago in CrappyDesign

    Have you ever had to prototype a design and make it work for a group of consumers who already had a preconceived notion about how things are supposed to operate that you had to work around and change to work separately while still including the features you need in a way that is at least somewhat intuitive to the user? Because I have. Every day for my job.

    You will rapidly realize you are not as smart as you think you are friend when you go to try and do this. Intuitive is not reduced to "works only one way" btw. Intuitive is order of logical operations.

    [–] "HEY YOU, WITH THE THUMBS" IDontDownvoteAnyone 3 points ago in aww

    Except very few wild animals I know being chased stop to turn around and actually take a gander. Most will just run away at 90 mph no looking back.

    That being said I do believe at best it was conflicted. Animals aren't retarded, they can understand when something made a bad situation better, so it was probably conflicted between the fear of the fact it was just paniced as fuck already and ran into an even scarier big human compounded with the fact suddenly things felt a heck of a lot better. It probably WAS confused why things got better and turned around to look at what happened before scurrying off. Obviously it wasn't like "THAT HUMAN CHANGED MY VIEW OF HUMANS FOREVER" since animals aren't that level of aware.

    So did it feel "gratitude" like you or I would? Probably not. But it's not incapable of understanding that this interaction which should have been primarily negative in every single way went incredibly well. Animals can experience complex emotions. They just can't objectively assess stuff.

    [–] Incognito mode IDontDownvoteAnyone 9 points ago in dankmemes

    I had no idea Mr. Sasquatch. My apologies.

    [–] POWER OFF - You can't turn this tv off with the red button. IDontDownvoteAnyone 1 points ago in CrappyDesign

    Have you ever seen a remote with a green power on button. Ever. Which doesn't make sense since the color isn't even the issue. The symbol was. Which isn't even an issue because it's actually the symbol for STAND BY not POWER ON/OFF in most places with the IEEE 1621 identifying it as the symbol for just "POWER".

    So I rest my case that this design is perfectly functional and the best logical evolution of the design for this remote and that this sub doesn't know what it's talking about. CHEERI FUCKING O.

    [–] Caged sparrow tries to fly for the first time (Circa 1890 colorized) IDontDownvoteAnyone 54 points ago in GlobalOffensive

    I googled "hype convulsions" and the first result was "seizures" so I'm not sure I want to experience this phenomena.

    [–] Incognito mode IDontDownvoteAnyone 34 points ago in dankmemes

    I have no idea how to explain what you did wrong here except to say this joke does not work the way you think it does.

    I'm sorry.

    [–] Custom Zoro Statue (badass badass nomi ver. 🀣) IDontDownvoteAnyone 1 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago) in OnePiece

    Can you actually speak English. I know that you're mad that I trashed on your shilling Chinese cheap knock off garbage.

    I'm sorry that you can't tell that these figures are cheap not because they're Chinese but because they LOOK terrible. Zoro looks constipated. Luffys hair looks like a 3 year old drew it. It doesn't have his face.

    This guy is a top tier trash producer and you're mad that you pay money for it and other people realize how fucking dumb you are.

    Yeah dude, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings about your shitty trash toys. They look AWFUL. They are AWFUL. You should feel awful.

    Learn English. They are not well known if they are on fucking ALI-EXPRESS. He's a KNOCK OFF. And he makes BAD knock offs.

    Stop being a worthless pea-brain sheep.

    Stop making mutli-paragraph statements in anger because you're too stupid to even form a coherent thought.

    I'm insecure? Dude look how mad you got the moment I questioned your taste. All I said was "this is trash and this guy is probably marketing it using this trash post" and you LOST your mind. You lost all form of rational thought and started foaming at the mouth and calling me jealous. You couldn't even give me a good reason to be jealous. :| Like all you did was attack me on a personal level and tell me that some dude was "[email protected]@$%"

    Do you listen to yourself? Do you READ anything you say before you type it? You are so fucking insanely stupid. A pathetic sheep with no ability to judge quality and trying to come off like a professional collector. You are a nobody nothing degenerate probably from a 3rd world country which is why you can't tell quality and think this is good.

    Stay poor kid. Stay in fucking the Philippines or whatever poor Asian country you're from. Because only those people think this is good. Lmao. Everyone with any money can tell how bad they are.

    [–] POWER OFF - You can't turn this tv off with the red button. IDontDownvoteAnyone 1 points ago in CrappyDesign

    It's designed to be as intuitive as possible given the situation. What is YOUR suggestion???? I can easily see where the developers got hung up and tried to work around it.

    [–] Custom Zoro Statue (badass badass nomi ver. 🀣) IDontDownvoteAnyone 2 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago) in OnePiece

    makin bold statements like u kno anythin

    You buy cheap statues off Ali-express. You're barely even a collector. Lol.

    What the fuck is wrong with you? You've sent me multiple incomprehensible barely English paragraphs raging because I reported a guy for spamming and all you've done is rage flame about HOW I KNOW NOTHING. You buy. TERRIBLE TOYS. And think it makes you a fucking genius. You can't even type in basic English. You're an idiot.

    No one respects you and it pisses you off. Sorry you're angry and buy bad cheap Chinese toys and think it makes you a collector. Your collection sucks. If it can't even be genuinely authenticated it's usually trash. But in this case it's trash because it LOOKS TERRIBLE.

    The worst part is, I haven't read like a word you've said. Mostly because I can't even make it out. You're just so angry over nothing.

    Autism at it's finest.

    [–] POWER OFF - You can't turn this tv off with the red button. IDontDownvoteAnyone 1 points ago in CrappyDesign

    That's because this is designed to work intuitively. If you wanted to turn the TVs on you would instinctively press power toggle. Then when you wanted to shut them off you might press it again, nothing happens. Look at remote and see a different button.

    They could label one as Power On and one as Power Off but if you were used to looking for the symbol the remote would be less intuitive.

    [–] Custom Zoro Statue (badass badass nomi ver. 🀣) IDontDownvoteAnyone -1 points ago in OnePiece

    LOL........ You collect "Custom marvel stuff" so YOU KNOW A THING AND I DON'T. Yes. This is literally cheap as hell which is why it looks terrible.

    I can only assume you're either him or one of his buddies trying to defend his shilling.

    No one, I repeat, no one is jealous of this guy. You're delusional to the point I can only assume you're part of his marketing gimmick. Sorry you guys buy bad quality cheap Chinese knock off figures off ALI FUCKING EXPRESS and think they're legit. :| They're bad. Really bad. You have bad taste. It's okay that you have bad taste but at least acknowledge it.

    [–] Custom Zoro Statue (badass badass nomi ver. 🀣) IDontDownvoteAnyone -1 points ago in OnePiece

    Jealous of what? lmfao. This dude paid $240 for a cheap Chinese rip off that looks terrible and is trying to use it to get likes on his garbage social media site. Literally in what world do you deduce someone should get jealous over ANY of this.

    [–] ODA trolling (what came first egg or chicken) IDontDownvoteAnyone 1 points ago in OnePiece

    The one in the title of the post? :| Not one about the food "Deviled Eggs"... which is why he in fact did not type it.

    [–] Custom Zoro Statue (badass badass nomi ver. 🀣) IDontDownvoteAnyone 5 points ago in OnePiece

    This is a cheap Chinese knock off sold on Ali-express and frankly I'm reporting this post since it's fucking advertising for this guys IG. He even watermarked it. Gross.

    [–] If Sugar and Kuma high-fived what would happen? IDontDownvoteAnyone 3 points ago in OnePiece

    Don't you usually become unconscious after becoming a toy? Would her power not wear off?