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    [–] De-boned chicken with breadcrumb crust and tomato reduction I_stole_this_phone 19 points ago in shittyfoodporn

    Why do you always have to ruin dinner? Your mother works hard every night as an executive floor and bin maintenance technician to put the best food infront of you, and you have to remind us that dad changed his name and moved to southeast Asia.

    [–] Just been banned from natureisfuckinglit for wondering if there'll be a Netflix special on a gallowboob post I_stole_this_phone 1 points ago in subredditcancer

    Not defending him. But i know he makes money off of being a karma whore. Is it possible that netflix is paying him to post that. And he is removing all netflix comments so as to hide the link to paid advertising.

    [–] The front page hasn’t seen a trebuchet for weeks, you know what to do. I_stole_this_phone -12 points ago in trebuchetmemes

    Yeah yeah throwing around internet points is bad! Stop upvoting for the fun of it! Upvotes costs money and precious O2. Wash colors on cold! Eat your greens. Tell your parents you love them. Donate to charity. And never have fun on the internet.

    [–] Make me cry I_stole_this_phone 1 points ago in RoastMe

    Id totally hit on you at night if i was drunk and not wearing my glasses.

    [–] Lettuce toastie with butter. I_stole_this_phone 2 points ago in shittyfoodporn

    This is how i make my grilled cheese sandwiches

    [–] What unbelievable thing did somebody tell you that actually turned out to be true? I_stole_this_phone 3 points ago in AskReddit

    She told me she was pregnant with my best friends kid. No way my best bro would sleep with my girl. No way my girl would cheat on me.

    [–] welllllll I_stole_this_phone 4 points ago in SweatyPalms

    Meep meep is not Russian.

    [–] Oh, happy day! I_stole_this_phone 7 points ago in funny

    Hey get back here!

    [–] Oh, happy day! I_stole_this_phone 1 points ago in funny

    Whats wrong? "Better late than never" my gran used to say.

    [–] Women, what do you find most confusing about men? I_stole_this_phone 17 points ago in AskReddit

    Stop! This thread is about us not you and your glitter gas. And no I wont tell you how to shake.

    [–] This is by far the worst customer I've ever had. I_stole_this_phone 2 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Yeah i am doing it for free now. But there are 691 choosing beggars ahead of you on the exposure list. Do you wanna pay to be first on the list?