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    [–] You can shapeshift, but can never be in any humanoid form, what do you spend most of your days as? I_stole_this_phone 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I would switch between a very small thing to a very large thing just to mess with people. One minute I am a coaster and the next i am an elephant standing in your living room. Also a wall. I would be a wall in a bathroom and trap you in the shitter.

    [–] Had to wind my window all the way down to get this shot in Lofoten, Norway [ 1640x2050] [OC] I_stole_this_phone 3 points ago in EarthPorn

    Was that on the drivers side or passenger side? Did you have to hold the button down or did you just tap it? I feel your pain if the passenger side this view was on.

    [–] More of a reddy yellow I guess I_stole_this_phone 4 points ago in woooosh

    Again? How many times has reddit debated the orangy red?

    [–] What the?! Where did you go?! I_stole_this_phone 0 points ago in AnimalsBeingConfused

    This is dumb. He is right there. In the closet.

    [–] Emily Showing Off I_stole_this_phone 2 points ago in EmilyBloom

    Shes my favorite 😍

    [–] What wakes you up in the morning? I_stole_this_phone 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Sometimes coffee sometimes tea always cocaine

    [–] 🔥 Albino chimpanzee with heterochromia I_stole_this_phone 1 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    What did she look like before her powers were stripped away and she was banished from the kindom by the evil prince?

    [–] 🔥 Frost Covered Bison 🔥 I_stole_this_phone -1 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    Wow this bison has been frozen for over a year now.

    [–] Roller-coaster of emotions I_stole_this_phone 1 points ago in Unexpected

    They start to get stiff at room temperature. Use a hot bath to get them lose and pliable again.

    [–] Fake blonde back again I_stole_this_phone 1 points ago in RoastMe

    Recently divorced. Decided to try new things like dying you hair. Still nervous about everything, reverting back to nail biting. Blaming all the worlds problems on men, and refusing to explore the idea that you have a mild mental health problem.

    [–] Guys I'm Attracted To starter pack I_stole_this_phone 1 points ago in starterpacks

    How far back did you all go? OPs been spamming jumanji post for only 15 days-ish. Before that its a different theme. He builds for the long game.

    [–] Good morning world! I_stole_this_phone 1 points ago in PetiteGoneWild

    Well good morning! 😍🍆✊✊✊✊✊✊

    [–] He’s trying so hard to be intimidating I_stole_this_phone 44 points ago in aww

    How many hungry caracals have you met that were traumatized by the man in blue?