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    [–] TIL Squirrels forget where they've hidden 50% of the nuts they bury resulting in the growth of thousands of trees annually Ioei1031 2 points ago in todayilearned

    And nature probably meant for them to do that. That shit is crazy. The fact that so many of the things we take for granted exist because small animals (bees, squirrels, earthworms) make them happen blows my mind.

    [–] California man shoots dead two robbers after they 'demanded he open his safe' Ioei1031 23 points ago in MorbidReality

    That's not morbid, that's great. The guy is okay and free. What are you complaining about?

    [–] Instructor's 'poor English' led girl to bungee jump without rope Ioei1031 -1 points ago in MorbidReality

    I'll show this to my friends to convince them to learn how to speak English correctly.

    [–] What is something that absolutely disgusts you but the majority seems to be okay with? Ioei1031 1 points ago in AskReddit

    To be honest, a lot of movie theaters are ridiculously overpriced. If the things you leave on your seat were actually cleaned up by the people who make a fuckton of money out of it and not by minimum wage employees, I would leave stuff just to get that sweet feeling of justice.

    [–] What is something you get excited for every single time? Ioei1031 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Going to my favorite fast food, especially since they will all close very soon :(

    [–] This moth I spotted at work yesterday. Ioei1031 1 points ago in aww

    He looks like the bug equivalent of an orchid.

    [–] These toilets have a built-in sink Ioei1031 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    It's not public, it's in a rented house.

    [–] Has this been posted? Ioei1031 4 points ago in justneckbeardthings

    Jesus fucking Christ. I don't mind the pillows, he's not hurting anyone, but why do these people all have loli waifus? There are anime characters that aren't fucking CHILDREN, you know?

    [–] Good girl going on vacation Ioei1031 3 points ago in aww

    It's actually the first time we're travelling with her! She has the brain of a dog, so she's not too scared as long as she's with us and she got used to the harness quickly. We have her litter under a seat, she uses it and we stop when she poops to put the poops in a trashcan.

    [–] What's your favorite piece of useless trivia? Ioei1031 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Now I will wave at every crow I meet in my neighbourhood.

    [–] Reddit, what is your favorite non-English song? Ioei1031 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I recently started watching the anime Terror in resonance and I think the ending song is beautiful:

    [–] Cat in a dish Ioei1031 52 points ago in aww

    "This cat is fucking raw!"

    [–] Penis removal -> Hitler Ioei1031 6 points ago in degreestohitler

    Penis removal > Circumcision > Judaism > Nuremberg laws > Nazi party > Adolf Hitler

    [–] A Contest To Win A Kiss Ioei1031 19 points ago in whiteknighting

    And it was in college. Fuck.

    [–] A nice bit of racism to wind out the day. Ioei1031 66 points ago in creepyPMs

    This is the BEST first message ever. I bet your panties dropped, OP.