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    When someone goes missing, the news should show videos of them instead of photos. It's much easier to recognize someone when you know their voice, mannerisms and several angles of their face than when you've only seen a still image. (self.Lightbulb)
    submitted ago by Ioei1031 to Lightbulb

    [–] What true fact sounds completely unrealistic? Ioei1031 5 points ago in AskReddit

    I have to eat more. I can't let my species down!

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    Most of us will never know how we died. Actually, not knowing how you died is the better option. (self.Showerthoughts)
    submitted ago by Ioei1031 to Showerthoughts

    [–] This chocolate snack in Spain. Ioei1031 8 points ago in AccidentalRacism

    It looks like Pepe

    [–] Is there a certain place/location that appears frequently in your dreams? Ioei1031 1 points ago in Dreams

    I see LOTS of bakeries and supermarkets. The supermarkets are usually ones that I know IRL, but the bakeries never are. Also, to a lesser extent, doll stores, toy stores, malls, gardening stores.

    [–] What are some dream "rules" or myths you know about? Ioei1031 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in Dreams

    This one may not apply to most people, but it's extremely difficult for me to write in my dreams. I write exclusively in cursive, and in my dreams, it translates into weird loops that are supposed to be letters and are unreadable. For example, if I try to write the word "illegitimate", it will look something like "illlleg ()()()i ttimate" (obviously very hard to show it on a keyboard, but you get it).

    Also, and it's a VERY weird thing that i've only noticed a few days ago, but I don't become lucid in the traditional way. You see, if I look at my hand and I'm convinced that I'm in the real world, my brain will make my hand look SO realistic that I'll have no way to tell. However, once I'm convinced that I'm in a dream (usually for no identifiable reason), all the reality tests i use next to make sure of it will be ridiculously effective.

    Also, I've read a few times in dreams, sometimes books, sometimes threads on websites like Reddit. It was usually things that made sense in context and got a positive reaction from me, but they were actually nonsensical. Once i was on a website where the format was, one image, one caption. It was things such as a picture of a panda, and a caption like "when you have a car and a car and the last train rubber", like something out of r/subredditsimulator.

    Lastly, I've watched porn in dreams before, and i swear porn is 10 times better in dreams. I'm always trying to find that one website with that one video that will be the best shit i ever watch (not that i can remember the details after waking up) and it's always a feeling of pure bliss and arousal. I've never felt so strongly about porn in real life, even REALLY good porn.

    [–] LPT: In a dream, when you're about to get killed, try to flirt with the villain. Also, don't be afraid to ask the NPCs for help when you want to do cool stuff! (NSFW language) Ioei1031 1 points ago in Dreams

    I like your style!

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    LPT: In a dream, when you're about to get killed, try to flirt with the villain. Also, don't be afraid to ask the NPCs for help when you want to do cool stuff! (NSFW language) (self.Dreams)
    • submitted ago by Ioei1031 to Dreams

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    What is the strangest fanfiction you have ever stumbled upon? (self.AskReddit)
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    What is the worst ad you've ever seen, and what made it the worst? (self.AskReddit)
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    [–] You're offered a pill that has a 50% chance to make you significantly more smart & attractive. If it doesn't work it will reverse your sexuality. WYR take the pill or leave it? Ioei1031 300 points ago in WouldYouRather

    Take it. If it works, cool. If it doesn't, I'll never have to worry about homophobia ever again and my dating pool will be multiplied by 10. It's a win-win.

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    Would you rather send your mom a tasteful nude of yourself or a link to the last porn video you've watched? (self.WouldYouRather)
    submitted ago by Ioei1031 to WouldYouRather

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    If there was a way to make sure that no innocent person is ever executed, would you be for or against the death penalty? Why? (self.AskReddit)
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    Travaux de grande envergure à Châtelet (i.imgur.com)
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    What are some major differences between a new Reddit user and someone who has been using it for several years? (self.AskReddit)
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    [–] I'm Evil, 1965 Ioei1031 124 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    *Daddy

    [–] What’s an orgasmic feeling that can only be experienced once? Ioei1031 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Discovering that random thing that will become a HUGE fetish of yours. The feeling of "I LIKE THAT THING! YEAH, I REALLY LIKE IT!" is pretty awesome.

    [–] What is something in society that is inherently sexist that most people don't realize? Ioei1031 18 points ago in AskReddit

    cut my labia

    OH JESUS NO

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    Inception-like dream [NSFW - crude language + graphic descriptions] (self.Dreams)
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    Fruitcake challenge (self.JamesTurnerYT)
    • submitted ago by Ioei1031 to JamesTurnerYT

    [–] My mom sends me pictures of my cat when I’m upset. Reddit, meet Apollo and his blep. Ioei1031 5 points ago in Blep

    He looks like he's doing the "prrrrrt" thing

    [–] La fac de Nanterre investie par les CRS, sept arrestations Ioei1031 3 points ago in france

    Ça m'étonnerait qu'ils s'amusent à faire redoubler autant d'étudiants. À mon avis ils s'adapteront soit en faisant passer les partiels plus tard, soit en gardant les notes du premier semestre.

    [–] I survived a school shooting and nobody’s around? Ioei1031 7 points ago in nosleep

    PLEASE save the pictures somewhere. If your phone dies or gets stolen, you won't have proof anymore.

    [–] Guy spikes woman's drink in Brazil. Ioei1031 2 points ago in rage

    hand

    Nah, not his hand

    [–] Water turning into ice – Molecular Simulation Ioei1031 1 points ago in gifs

    When the teacher is out of the room VS when she comes back