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    [–] [OC] When your party only has one front-liner IonicGold 1 points ago in DnD

    As a bear totem barbarian with a wizard, sorcerer, and a bard party members, yes. Yes it will be.

    [–] Richest country IonicGold 1 points ago in awfuleverything

    Don't be a fuckwit about something so serious.

    [–] In the words (kinda) of Dr. Evil, “1 Million Books”! That’s how many Hooray Heroes has helped you create! IonicGold 1 points ago in u_hoorayheroes

    Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

    Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

    Here's why:

    Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

    Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

    Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

    And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

    Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

    Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

    Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

    I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

    "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

    And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911

    [–] Master plan IonicGold 4 points ago in dndmemes

    I'd say its not totally the DMs fault here. If the DM passes a player a piece of paper and says nothing to the others then it isn't theirs to know. Its the party's fault here.

    [–] Maybe France then 🧐? IonicGold 1 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    I thought they were just gon a quarantine Americans who try to go there?

    [–] aww snap IonicGold 6 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    So since you don't remember it, that means it didn't happen?

    [–] aww snap IonicGold 4 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    Have you ever been cut by those? They hurt like hell and can cause some bad cuts.

    [–] me_irl IonicGold 1 points ago in me_irl


    [–] Yvonne’s Truth IonicGold 11 points ago in offlineTV

    Toast moved back tho

    [–] Yvonne’s Truth IonicGold 39 points ago in offlineTV

    In one of Valkyraes YouTube videos she talked about that stuff and said Poki would still be in OTV but just living in a different house cause she wanted to separate work and normal life or something like that.

    [–] I did a thing... IonicGold 1 points ago in apexlegends

    Was that necessary? Probably not.

    Was it bad ass? Absolutely.

    [–] ‘I am doing great’ IonicGold 1 points ago in gifs

    I dont know why but I feel really bad for this girl.

    [–] [ONLINE][5E]Looking for brand new to mid experience players for a short Ravnica campaign IonicGold 1 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago) in lfg

    20M from EST. Started playing DnD about 3ish months ago. Just added you on discord

    [–] [Online][5e] Level Zero Campaign! IonicGold 1 points ago in lfg

    Request sent! This sounds like a fun campaign.

    [–] [Mod Poll] Should r/TIFU switch to only allowing NSFW posts on the weekends? IonicGold 2 points ago in tifu

    How about if throwaways are allowed you still need to have a certain amount of karma or account age.

    [–] A deal IonicGold 19 points ago in Unexpected

    Its kinda an old bar trick. You roll the bill and have the bill touch the bottle while slowly rolling it up. Ill see if I can find a video.

    Edit: found it