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    [–] Bad Dad [OC] JDrift01 5 points ago in comics

    Bert's Decorative Cheese Emporium. They're very strict.

    [–] C'mon...what would you really do if you could freeze time? JDrift01 4 points ago in AskReddit

    You would stuff teddy bears and deliver them to terminally I'll children? Wow, you are a such a good person.

    [–] C'mon...what would you really do if you could freeze time? JDrift01 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Just tell her to ask a question that only you know the answer to. Once you answer it correctly, then you can begin the awkward divorce proceedings.

    [–] C'mon...what would you really do if you could freeze time? JDrift01 4 points ago in AskReddit

    I don't know how making all the gold into steel will help you but ok.

    [–] What irrational fear did you have when you were a kid? JDrift01 0 points ago in AskReddit

    Haha an upvote! Just what I wanted. I am now one step closer to being the king of reddit.