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    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 1 points ago in tifu

    If I had a dollar every time my son mentioned something he shouldn’t know about at his age, I wouldn’t have to work. Most of the time I think he just knows the word, but nope. He knows. Which is why I’m glad he’s comfortable talking to me about it so we can educate him better than just knowing it

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 3 points ago in tifu

    He’s actually young for a 7th header. His birthday is end of November and cut off to turn 5 to start kindergarten was Dec 31. So ya, most of his friends are already 13.

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 1 points ago in tifu

    He doesn’t have reddit and he wouldn’t care. We joked about it.

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 1 points ago in tifu

    A/B honor roll in all honors classes. Which wasn’t the case in elementary. He has done a lot better in middle school. He wants to be a meteorologist or a zoologist.

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 3 points ago in tifu

    I told him we didn’t use it. I didn’t say “we used another one” I just said “we didn’t use it!”

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 4 points ago in tifu

    We live in a city where we have no family and few friends since we just moved here a year ago. No close enough friends that I’m letting my child stay the night there. So what are our options? Never have sex? We have a lock box for the toys, but again, this is a “fuck up”.

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 2 points ago in tifu

    Wow I’m so sorry you went through that. My family was similar. We just didn’t talk about that stuff. I don’t want my children to go through the same.

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 5 points ago in tifu

    Yes there are a lot of comments about him knowing what it was. He came home at 9 and told me he knew what porn was because he neighborhood kids that were 2 years older. I cannot shield him, and I won’t. I’m here to answer his questions openly and honestly because knowledge is power and I want him to understand his body and respect his partners. I won’t change that part of my parenting because I believe it’s the right way to be. People have told me to block his internet access, but as he is starting puberty, he should have access to the internet because, porn. I won’t restrict him from being a normal human.

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 1 points ago in tifu

    No clue. I think he just changed the batteries. But we were quite intoxicated so I didn’t ask. Maybe just checking which worked.

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 2 points ago in tifu

    He said he is telling his best friend (who lives 3 hour drive away) I told him that’s fine but he can’t tell any local friends that I can see. 😂🙈

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 1 points ago in tifu

    He’s addicted to YouTube. He doesn’t use other social media because he thinks social media is stupid. He will go on reddit once in a while but not much. He’s too busy playing overwatch online with his friends.

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 1 points ago in tifu

    I think just energy overall has changed, but sex life has changed more in my own confidence than anything.

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 13 points ago in tifu

    I was absolutely embarrassed but we all laughed about it. Doesn’t change the fact that it was awkward for all of us. We joked about purple bananas the rest of the day. He has a great sense of humor and talks to me about everything.

    [–] TIFU by leaving a dildo on the table and ruining my sons life JJTG64 27 points ago in tifu

    Oh your parents have so so much sex. Especially on the dining table right before you come over for dinner.