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    [–] Must be a delicious sandwic.... Ohh WTF!!! JPTawok 33 points ago in WTF

    There's a reason it's illegal to get your dick sucked in public, nobody wants to see it. And nobody wants to see you touch your tonsils with your hookers big toe

    [–] Must be a delicious sandwic.... Ohh WTF!!! JPTawok 28 points ago in WTF

    Dude it doesn't take some ninja level stalking shit to glance over and see dude deepthroating a foot

    [–] Realm Royale Has Lost 93% of its Player Base After Peaking at 105k Concurrent Players 2 Months Ago on Steam JPTawok 3 points ago in Games

    God damnit just seeing the words global agenda makes my blood boil at the lost opportunity of a fucking great foundation. That game couldve moved mountains if they didn't HiRez the fuck out of it.

    [–] Guy v. playhouse JPTawok 7 points ago in IdiotsFightingThings

    What if I told you the majority of people aren't really that bad and that statistically you should be more afraid of a family member than a stranger

    [–] Stealth sections in a nutshell JPTawok 2 points ago in gaming

    You can play SOCOM 2/CA using XLINK if you have an old PS2 and a copy of the game

    [–] Stealth sections in a nutshell JPTawok 5 points ago in gaming

    Or like how in the Metal Gear games they clearly have much higher trained soldiers and gear on deck but only bring it for 90 seconds at a time, despite there clearly being an exceptionally well trained insurgent and in a few off the games, 2 or more insurgents. Like if there's a time for a permanent escalation of alert status, might be by the time you discover you've been infiltrated twice and had 40 guards fall asleep randomly/die.

    [–] IGN pulls ex-editor Filip Miucin's posts after dozens more plagiarism accusations surface, including copying from Wikipedia, his own colleagues, and an unoriginal Linkedin resume JPTawok 194 points ago in pcgaming

    If the guy can't even write an opinion piece without plagiarising it, you can't really say he had a "career" or was a "journalist". He's basically a comic book tracer, but instead of hiding his traced shame he tried to launch a career with it

    [–] Never forget.. JPTawok 1 points ago in gaming

    Woah this is the first instance where I thought something was much older than it is. That's a nice change of pace.

    [–] Library director sentenced after spending $89,000 in funds on ‘Game of War’ JPTawok 2 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in nottheonion

    So The City will sue the makers of Game of War? It's not their fault and I know they're not hurting for funds but 78k is a pretty big amount and to be fair, they definitely rendered technically legal services. I think The City should be on the hook for their Director of Finance being such an incompetent fuck he didn't notice 89k fly out the window

    Edit:. It's a town of 8k and he was only working there for 3 years. And he bought gift cards to spend on the game. So somehow, their City Manager/Mayor, Director of Finance, Treasurer, and any of their accountants didn't notice ~30k a year being spent on gift cards by this library.

    [–] World's biggest asshole verbally abuses airport employee to tears JPTawok 381 points ago in PublicFreakout

    I've only been in American airports, but from my experience if he got loud like that over here he'd have a full blown goon squad up his ass by the second time he said Sabrina

    [–] World's biggest asshole verbally abuses airport employee to tears JPTawok 3 points ago in PublicFreakout

    Unfortunately the people being kind and polite don't record themselves doing so

    [–] What is the most "r/iam14andthisisdeep" thing that you have done? JPTawok 7 points ago in AskReddit

    No shame, because back then "liking" movies/TV shows/video games simply added them to a section of your profile to show your interests. Then they gave them the ability post (spam advertise) people that "liked" them.

    [–] What is the most "r/iam14andthisisdeep" thing that you have done? JPTawok 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You ever been to a museum of modern art? There's "pieces" where someone broke plates on a floor and splashed paint on it. There's a display of a chair. It's just a chair.

    [–] What is the most "r/iam14andthisisdeep" thing that you have done? JPTawok 5 points ago in AskReddit

    Pretty much all you can get these days is like half your photos. Which is still pretty cringey/fun to look back on.

    [–] What is the most "r/iam14andthisisdeep" thing that you have done? JPTawok 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You're missing out. A fair amount of the pictures were preserved so there's some cringe out there for the rest of us.

    [–] I was not expecting that JPTawok 5 points ago in gtaonline

    I wonder if you can get some sort of software the records your gameplay directly without needing a cell phone

    [–] Eat like a snek JPTawok 1 points ago in Sneks

    We've all been there

    [–] This lady in promoted add I see every 5 freaking minutes JPTawok 6 points ago in hittableFaces

    I swear to God the ad team watches this sub, every time we heavily upvote one of the advert faces it always changes within 24 hours