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    [–] My college labs have been canceled until further notice... and I was not included on the mass text. No wonder there’s no one here Jacobthezombie 6 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    I had a practical exam where I had to rewire a furnace and i was almost done when another teacher walked by, did the old "hey look over there", and then hauled a huge handful of wires out. I had about 15 minutes to start over and obviously I didn't finish. I was told I would be marked on what I had completed. Turns out the teacher doing the exam saw I was almost done and thought it would be funny to see my reaction. (I passed the exam)

    [–] Sign spotted in London, UK Jacobthezombie 8 points ago in pics

    As a Canadian it's like watching my dad and uncle both drunk trying to fix a simple problem, but failing immensely.

    [–] My fish never had a name... because I never had a fish. Jacobthezombie 4 points ago in tumblr

    I had a goldfish as a child named Bill Cosby (this was in the 80s) and my dad bought my brother a crayfish and we woke the next morning to it Eating Bill Cosby.

    [–] do you see what i see? Jacobthezombie 2 points ago in Warzone

    ..... You sir are a scallywag!

    [–] do you see what i see? Jacobthezombie 3 points ago in Warzone

    I would! Those poor homeowners just want a quality fujitsu ductless installed and this guys too busy playing videogames in his head!

    [–] Border of US and Canada Jacobthezombie 1 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Yeah! Don't fuck with us!

    [–] Gas isn't that expensive Jacobthezombie 21 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Unless you have to come down the parkway from Carling and turn left onto the Bridge during rush hour! Then it's an hour and a half drive.

    [–] This is my daughter Jacobthezombie 1 points ago in redditgetsdrawn

    I love it! It's so great!!! Thank you so much!!!

    [–] *Building intensifies* Jacobthezombie 1 points ago in dankmemes

    You've clearly never been here.... Also we have drinkable water.

    [–] Two Americas (Credit: Nick Swartsell) Jacobthezombie -1 points ago in pics

    One of those dudes name is Chet..... For sure!

    [–] *Building intensifies* Jacobthezombie 0 points ago in dankmemes

    We also don't wave our big dick around with metal like the states. We do it by being better to our citizens. Like someone else said, you don't need guns when nobody hates you.

    [–] If anyone knows someone who might benefit from some gaming right now, please get building! Jacobthezombie 10 points ago in gaming

    Thanks for the kind words, I don't know how to say that it's claimed in the flair(?) but it had been claimed. Take care everyone!

    [–] Went to start their grill for the first time this season; stumbled on a squirrel’s cache. Jacobthezombie 1 points ago in pics

    I read that squirrels are notoriously forgetful and don't remember where they've hidden their nuts which actually accounts for a ton of new tree growth each year.