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    [–] This is my Great uncle Jacobthezombie 1 points ago in redditgetsdrawn

    It's great! Thank you!!

    [–] A spined micrathena! Jacobthezombie 3 points ago in natureismetal

    I hope it, and all of its brethren, burn in hell!

    [–] Chill Jacobthezombie 1 points ago in funny

    Welcome to Reddit, EVERYTHING is a repost! No need to waste your time in the future by pointing this out.

    [–] My family's Christmas village this year. Happy Holidays!! Jacobthezombie 23 points ago in pics

    My mum gave me a "popcorn factory" that goes with this type of set two Christmases ago. She passed away two weeks later on January 6th. I never mentioned that it was something that I had any interest in, to be honest I didn't. But it is so treasured to me now and it is the focal point of the small Christmas village I am now building. I don't have the space like you do but one day I plan on making a grand scene like yours, and the popcorn Factory will be the heart of that community.

    [–] Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes - YUBABA - Funky calypso vibes Jacobthezombie 2 points ago in coversongs

    Killer cover! And the fact that they appear to have Jimmy Kimmel play guitar is some real Hollywood stuff!

    [–] People review bombing a hospital because Juice World died there Jacobthezombie -2 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    With no actual context to what most of this means, im assuming that Juice World is like Booster Juice and the last of their franchises was in this hospital, but the service at Juice World is slow forcing them to close and the business to go out of business. Now there's a empty booth where the Juice World used to be and a cellphone accessories store is using it but doctors still use pagers so sales in the cellphone accessories booth aren't great. Now people are PISSED! cause that was the only place that they could get a bananarama breeze juice blend..... Nailed it

    [–] When you dont have a long enough lighter.... Jacobthezombie 3 points ago in lifehacks

    I assume you burned the paper inserts from all of your DVD cases first?

    [–] 14 year olds are greasy Jacobthezombie 2 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    I shouldn't have generalized, and I agree, it's cheaper than Canadian amazon. Some people think that I'm asking a wild amount!

    [–] 14 year olds are greasy Jacobthezombie 1 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    You gotta make sure they're good first! Duh!

    [–] 14 year olds are greasy Jacobthezombie 3 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Maybe he doesn't try this with the next person

    [–] 14 year olds are greasy Jacobthezombie 1 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Agreed, but in this case he had the money, just wanted me to drive 45 minutes cause he couldn't e-transfer it.

    [–] 14 year olds are greasy Jacobthezombie 2 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Fuckin Jeffy! That guy sucks!

    [–] 14 year olds are greasy Jacobthezombie 2 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    We're all laughing together right? Hahaha... Sooo free?

    [–] 14 year olds are greasy Jacobthezombie 2 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    All the smack and/or crank I can handle!

    [–] 14 year olds are greasy Jacobthezombie 2 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Either they do and you get paid or they're not and you can infuriate them further

    [–] 14 year olds are greasy Jacobthezombie 1 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Thanks bud! You're the second coolest then I guess?