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    [–] [photos] Alchemy, cable, table. Jafit 2 points ago in MechanicalKeyboards

    Can /r/MechanicalKeyboards count to 10?

    1, △, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1◁!

    Good try...

    [–] Season 10 is going to be nutty af Jafit 25 points ago in RocketLeague

    I wouldn't worry about it.

    Flashy moves like ceiling shots, air dribbles and flip resets are for looking good on reddit and are largely a waste of time for the vast majority of people who should be focusing on skills that can reliably win games.

    If being flashy on reddit is how you get your fun though, then fair enough.

    [–] Rocket league in a nutshell Jafit 2 points ago in RocketLeague

    Can confirm.

    Some games I just yeet the ball upfield and hope my teammates will ballchase it into the goal.

    [–] The most effort I've ever put into a save Jafit 19 points ago in RocketLeague

    this could have just as easily been a glorious own goal, either way, Reddit would have accepted it.

    [–] Minor League Esports (Toxic-Free Community / Player Development / Franchise Leagues w/ Draft & Salary Cap) Jafit 1 points ago in RocketLeague

    Where is that information about the 3 strikes? It's not anywhere on the website or application form that I could see. And still, the question remains as to what type of behaviour is prohibited?

    [–] Minor League Esports (Toxic-Free Community / Player Development / Franchise Leagues w/ Draft & Salary Cap) Jafit 1 points ago in RocketLeague

    But what does "douchebag who ruins the game" actually mean? My threshold for that might be that purposefully scoring own goals or going afk is ruining the game, others might think that one too many "What a save!" quickchats is just too much to bear... The rules have to be written down somewhere, especially if they're promoting "zero tolerance on toxicity" as a selling point, which means you don't get a second chance if you fail to abide by these unwritten rules.

    [–] 'Seven MPs leave Labour in Corbyn protest' - This includes Luciana Berger, Liverpool Wavertree MP. What could this mean for the area? Jafit 8 points ago in Liverpool

    >Splitting labour could split Liverpool

    Going back to the football metaphor, if a manager and a few players leave Liverpool FC to start up their own club, that's not going to split loyalty, because the supporters are loyal to the club, not the people in it.

    People in this town vote for Labour because they've always voted for Labour and their parents and grandparents voted Labour. They don't care who's actually wearing the rosette because if they did then this wouldn't be a safe seat to park disengaged career politicians.

    [–] Put it to the people march Jafit 2 points ago in Liverpool

    The original referendum was a mistake, because our constitution is not set up to deal with them correctly, on top of the fact that the whole promise of the referendum was just a ploy for David Cameron to shut up his eurosceptic backbenchers, and a promise he didn't think he'd have to keep because he didn't expect to win a majority and not have the lib dems to stop him.

    We don't have rules for how referendums should be conducted, how the result should be implemented, or when it's appropriate to re-examine the question. They're a complete shitshow and it blows my mind when people suggest having another one, thinking that they can put this genie back in its bottle. You can't.

    This entire issue (and all others in this country) should be dealt with through general elections, because at least then you'll actually get people in power who actually want to do what was voted for.

    [–] 'Seven MPs leave Labour in Corbyn protest' - This includes Luciana Berger, Liverpool Wavertree MP. What could this mean for the area? Jafit 13 points ago in Liverpool

    >Perhaps they can get someone that's actually lived in the area and knows what the people want/need.

    You expect that to happen in a town where people vote for labour like they're supporting a football team? Good luck

    [–] Minor League Esports (Toxic-Free Community / Player Development / Franchise Leagues w/ Draft & Salary Cap) Jafit 1 points ago in RocketLeague

    You're getting downvoted, and the idea that someone can "lose their house" for being banned from a minor league esports tournament is silly, but I see your point.

    I do also worry about people or organisations who claim a "toxic free" environment as their goal. The word "toxic" isn't exactly a clearly defined, and can easily be used as a bludgeon to serve an agenda or the petty whims of those with power.

    [–] Twitch 2019 everyone.... Jafit 2 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    But many hippies did destroy their minds with LSD instead and dominated pop culture with music that encouraged young people to do the same. So the analogy is quite good I think.

    Also, I get the impression that the real motivation for being "non-binary" is that you get to climb the progressive stack by having a non-standard gender identity and then pretend to be oppressed, without actually having to do anything drastic to your body.

    People want you to believe that they're so special and unique that they break the entire paradigm of binary gender and all standards of established gendered langauge... while still looking like they've just rolled off an assembly line that manufactures fat purple-haired lesbians.

    [–] Twitch 2019 everyone.... Jafit 6 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    Or just fashionable non-conformity.

    50 years ago these people would have been hippies.

    [–] Alex Jones Joins the fight Jafit 2 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    Watch your mouth son... Alex Jones is a living meme.

    [–] 50% numpad works surprisingly well Jafit 10 points ago in MechanicalKeyboards

    Just have two keys and type your numbers out in binary.

    Nice though, I give it a 1001/0101

    [–] I always wanted to be Shrek Jafit 32 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    Well welcome to the sunlit uplands of Reddit comment Valhalla... which isn't a circlejerk at all!

    [–] Early morning on the Mersey Jafit -16 points ago in Liverpool

    Its grim up north.

    [–] Bob Ross Doing the Floss, Like a Boss (Pure CSS) Jafit 3 points ago in web_design

    If aliens visit us and see what we're doing with our technology they're going to blow up our planet.

    [–] honestly can vice just fuck off. Jafit 8 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    They are tho. And their beliefs don't rely on actual evidence anyway so you might as well call them whatever you want.

    [–] My friends say i'm a natural at snowday Jafit 8 points ago in RocketLeague

    Its explained in the Rocket League lore. Somewhere in one of the first 12 books.

    [–] Amazing! Jafit 1 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    It actually already happened, but in MMA.

    [–] After hours of backboard training packs it was my moment to shine. Jafit 33 points ago in RocketLeague

    I see what you did wrong there, you were supposed to hit the ball into the goal.