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    [–] PsBattle: Crazy Dog At the Beach Jake0024 1 points ago in photoshopbattles

    Natural succession from the Tide Pods

    [–] My reaction to social media this week. Jake0024 1 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    I saw a video this morning of maybe 6 or 7 kids recording themselves eating them.

    It didn't look like any of them were actually trying to eat/swallow them, but they all bit into them and you could see the detergent come out of their mouth.

    [–] Some other genius installed a hand dryer over the sink Jake0024 175 points ago in CrappyDesign

    You mean when you give it more than half a second to drain because you're not trying to make a huge fucking mess for reddit karma and some poor employee to have to clean up later?

    [–] I’ll admit, the anthem made me chuckle. Jake0024 49 points ago in Tinder

    Do most people have to turn their head to read upside-down?

    [–] HMB while I bungee jump without emptying my pockets Jake0024 1 points ago in holdmybeer

    I was expecting a beer to come flying out of his pants.

    [–] How Brain Tumors are removed! Jake0024 2 points ago in educationalgifs

    Oh damn, I totally didn't realize there was a second part until I saw this comment

    [–] Africa. Jake0024 2 points ago in Tinder

    It's smelly, more work, and I always end up with shit-dick.

    [–] Africa. Jake0024 8 points ago in Tinder

    Cherry chocolate rain?

    [–] Africa. Jake0024 94 points ago in Tinder

    She said shithole, not peehole.

    [–] Africa. Jake0024 16 points ago in Tinder

    Almost never are, in my experience...

    [–] What comes next?! Jake0024 1 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    People believe it's associated with meditation, yoga, etc, which are common practices in eastern religions. It's a "slippery slope" argument like saying "Happy holidays" constitutes a war on Christmas.

    Christians want ultimate supremacy and anything less is viewed as an existential threat because their beliefs are fundamentally there to reassure them that they aren't really going to be dead after they die. Anyone who believes differently is a challenge to their security blanket.

    [–] What comes next?! Jake0024 1 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    Of course, US Cellular.

    [–] It's me. Degrees Celsius. Jake0024 7 points ago in ANormalDayInRussia

    That feeling when your boogers freeze tho.

    [–] It's me. Degrees Celsius. Jake0024 1 points ago in ANormalDayInRussia

    Yeah it doesn't really make much difference in that range

    [–] My good ol boye turns 20 today! Bring on 21! Jake0024 0 points ago in aww

    This boye has seen some shit.

    Not much anymore tho.

    [–] Star Size Comparison Jake0024 6 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Larger stars are hotter and therefore bluer.

    The even larger stars, which are again red, are called red giants. These aren't necessarily more massive, but they've already burned all of their Hydrogen and are now burning heavier elements.

    Our Sun will eventually do the same, in the process growing large enough to envelope Earth's orbit.

    We've got another 4-5 billion years before that happens tho, so everybody can chill out for a little bit.