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    [–] I tried Jake0024 40 points ago in Tinder

    What are you wearing, Jake from H&R Block?

    [–] A useful way to store pot lids and save space Jake0024 1 points ago in lifehacks

    I would just use "next pot" and "large pot" for all of the above.

    [–] State of Maryland allows Elon Musk to dig tunnels for Hyperloop Train. Jake0024 1 points ago in UpliftingNews

    That's inaccurate. Ownership legally extends downward in a cone/pyramid to the center of the Earth.

    That's why the headline says he got permission to do it. He's not just going on squatter's rights.

    [–] A useful way to store pot lids and save space Jake0024 2 points ago in lifehacks

    That's insane. I don't know what I'd do with more than 2.

    [–] Work smarter, not harder. Jake0024 1 points ago in BetterEveryLoop

    If all the other universes are (for whatever reasons) not suitable for life, then we shouldn’t be surprised (as living organisms) to find ourselves in the option where the laws never changed. As long as the status quo is always one of the available options, there will always be one (of an ever-growing number of possible options) where the laws have not changed.

    [–] Elon Musk to start hyperloop project in Maryland, officials say Jake0024 5 points ago in Futurology

    Right, but a vacuum tunnel without a working MagLev is useless.

    A MagLev without a vacuum tunnel is still a functional mode of public transport.

    You’d think you’d establish that you can make a car first before you build the federal interstate system, right?

    [–] Elon Musk to start hyperloop project in Maryland, officials say Jake0024 5 points ago in Futurology

    I’m inclined to agree. They still don’t have a working model of the car they want to put in the Hyperloop. You’d think until they have that, they wouldn’t bother building all these gigantic vacuum tunnels.

    Like really, it would be nice just to have a functioning, affordable MagLev train system in the US. Jumping straight to putting that technology in a vacuum is a bit much, if we haven’t even established we can get the MagLev working and affordable on its own yet.

    [–] Grappler Police Bumper vehicle arrest system Jake0024 0 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Again, that’s useless to point out because in your example the STI would also outrun literally any other police vehicle, right?

    It’s also not beyond the pale that they could install this same device on any other police vehicle, right?

    It also deosn’t matter how fast these cars are because they’ll all have approximately the same top speed, right?

    So your comment is just fucking useless, that’s all.

    [–] Grappler Police Bumper vehicle arrest system Jake0024 1 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Because the old Crown Vics or Impalas would outrun an STI? What's your point here?

    [–] Grappler Police Bumper vehicle arrest system Jake0024 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in interestingasfuck

    That's only relevant if the guy is bobbing and weaving through traffic, but police usually clear roads ahead of the chase. Once they have the car isolated on open road, the only way to outrun the police is with top speed.

    Fortunately, police cars tend not to have governors, and they do in fact have access to vehicles other than Suburbans.

    [–] Grappler Police Bumper vehicle arrest system Jake0024 2 points ago in interestingasfuck

    ...which is always true in a police chase, but in this case the car they're chasing can't move, so...

    [–] Wave crashing over a photographer Jake0024 1 points ago in woahdude

    This is more for SCUBA diving though by the looks of it? Surely you can just get a regular waterproof housing for much less, with less depth rating.

    [–] "What sorcery is this?" Jake0024 11 points ago in aww

    This is 90% of The Silmarillion.

    [–] Safety first Jake0024 1 points ago in ANormalDayInRussia

    Ok you trust your eyes to that and I’ll wear safety glasses.

    [–] Safety first Jake0024 7 points ago in ANormalDayInRussia

    What exactly do you think a chin is?

    [–] Safety first Jake0024 1 points ago in ANormalDayInRussia

    If the blade fails, his downward pressure means he’s going to push the grinder toward the ground and the guard is going to fall out of the way, right?

    [–] Got unmatched pretty quick after that one. Jake0024 0 points ago in Tinder

    When are you going to stop beating your wife?