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    [–] When your go-to barber is closed and you decide to go to a random barber. Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 2 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    How bout you just learn to shave at home. I don't trust any person to shave me with a straight razor. Haven't you seen The Color Purple???

    [–] This dog watched me poop at the airport... Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 1 points ago in pics

    He looks concerned... what kinda awful noises/smells you making in there?

    [–] Waiting at the light and saw this Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 1 points ago in funny

    Fucking defrosters broken, get back there and clear it up for me, boy!

    [–] My Co-worker Thinking Spreading Disease is Funny Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 4 points ago in childfree

    I've always been real blunt with people at work, whether they have children or not, that if they are sick it is their responsibility to take time off. Because if I get sick I'm going to take time off and if I have to use my PTO or lose money over a sickness that they could have prevented I'll fucking let them know. Especially if they are the known patient zero. The way I put it to him to help them understand is that they are fucking with my ability to make money how would they like it if I did that to them in some way

    [–] Nearly half of UK adults think Islam is ‘incompatible’ with British Values Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 2 points ago in atheism

    The shit is incompatible with their own culture. They have been fighting since the moment Muhammad died. Idgaf about their religion or any other one.

    [–] You can do it lil' bee Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 1 points ago in funny

    Bumble bumble bumble butt

    [–] HMRB while I do some flips Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 0 points ago in holdmyredbull

    Who wakes up on day like, "yep, I'm flipping my parasail today"

    [–] I am a mother to 3 boys and saw this on a translated to English sign once. I decided I needed these words in our bathroom as well. Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 2 points ago in funny

    Look, sometimes pee goes in odd directions, or two streams it's way onto the floor and simultaneously onto the side of the toilet. But there's an old rhyme;

    "If you sprinkle when you tinkle Be sweet and wipe the seat"

    [–] Scientists reverse aging process in rat brain stem cells Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 1 points ago in longevity

    But rat data only translates to human feasible treatment a tiny portion of the time. I remain skeptically optimistic. hhhmmmm

    [–] Ha! Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 7 points ago in funny

    Take my silver, you bastard. For I am too poor for gold.

    [–] Christian Reality Stars Facing 30 Years in Prison for Fraud Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 4 points ago in atheism

    Isn't that what they called it when nobility purchased salvation in the medieval times??

    [–] TIL that the real Top Gun School imposes a $5 fine to any staff member that quotes the movie Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 5 points ago in todayilearned

    Idk about that 5$ fine. Maybe in the 90's before Top Gun moved. Now Mirimar is a Marine heli base. They have tactical training there, but the Naval TG moved to Nevada in Fallon (NSAWC Naval strike and air warfare center). I was stationed there for 2 years. Google it. You can see all the F-5 trainers on the flight line. They even have a live range out there for pilots to get the feel of a missile actually leaving the bird.

    Having said that, I quoted the movie regularly without any fine. TIL, shit on the internet isn't real.

    [–] WCGW If I Show Off My Gun Indoors Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 1 points ago in Whatcouldgowrong

    If you're not shooting, why have ammo in the gun. Some people's kids

    [–] Deceiving catch Jaksin_Uses_Dodge 1 points ago in youseeingthisshit

    Bruh thats a water moccasin