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    [–] Snapchat needs to make this Donald Trump filter permanent. JayaBallard 1 points ago in MarchAgainstTrump

    I prefer "Redcap," alluding to those stupid fucking MAGA hats.

    The word is reminiscent of Nazi "brownshirts," with the double entendre that a redcap is basically an evil goblin in English folklore.

    [–] I wander the streets of Toronto at night, looking for cinematic moments. This is what I found... JayaBallard 1 points ago in pics

    Can't decide if the soundtrack to this movie would feature saxophones or a synthesizers, but I'd watch it either way.

    [–] The r/malelivingspace starter pack JayaBallard 14 points ago in malelivingspace

    Suckers. The tell me rent is going to be free over in Andromeda...

    [–] Draining the swamp. JayaBallard 1 points ago in MarchAgainstTrump

    "I'm just a bribe, yeah I'm only a bribe..."

    [–] Are you nervous to see me on your flight? JayaBallard 13 points ago in pics

    There are two types of code: code with bugs you know about, and code with bugs you haven't found.

    [–] Are you nervous to see me on your flight? JayaBallard 1 points ago in pics

    To be fair, that's setting the bar pretty low.

    Sit next to an infant on a long enough flight, and you're going to be walking through baggage claim wearing its bodily fluids.

    [–] Are you nervous to see me on your flight? JayaBallard 7 points ago in pics

    One might even call it a stand-alone complex.

    [–] Are you nervous to see me on your flight? JayaBallard 3 points ago in pics

    Depends. Are you wearing a United uniform and asking for "volunteers"?

    [–] Report: Trump won't fire Spicer because 'the guy gets great ratings' JayaBallard 1 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in politics

    It's called Survivor USA, guess how it ends?

    Here's the last couple minutes of the series finale:

    A charred roomba repeatedly backs up and bumps into the head of a corpse while "Aint that a kick in the head" plays in the background.

    The camera slowly pans out to reveal the smoking ruins of a house with its roof torn off.

    Camera pans out more. What was probably once a white picket fence around the yard is burnt and still smoking. The blackened grass contrasts with the bright blue tile of a seemingly undamaged in-ground pool.

    Camera continues to pan out and lifts up to reveal a view of a post-apocalyptic urban hellscape seen from the suburbs.

    Roll credits.

    After credits, cut to Trump at a golf course. He slices his tee shot into the woods, looks over at a character offscreen, and remarks, "Well shit..."

    [–] Report: Trump won't fire Spicer because 'the guy gets great ratings' JayaBallard 1 points ago in politics

    Middle America basically elected Trump as a mascot more than a President

    ... so what does that tell you about "Middle America"?

    [–] Report: Trump won't fire Spicer because 'the guy gets great ratings' JayaBallard 1 points ago in politics

    So...basically Trump is producing a TV show.

    A spinoff of Orange is the new Black?

    [–] Biggest threat to 'law-and-order'? Our delusional attorney general JayaBallard 1 points ago in politics

    Congress understood Sessions was a racist piece of shit 30 years ago.

    Why the fuck does this worthless cunt still have a job?

    Oh, wait. I know... he's from Alabama... the racist armpit of America.

    [–] Trump Claims Poll Numbers Are 'Very Good,' Despite Historically Low Approval JayaBallard 6 points ago in politics

    Fortunately, even the ~40% of the country that supports Trump isn't composed of violent lunatics. The dangerously insane segment of Trump voters tend to be extremely vocal minority within a minority, and they tend to self-segregate.

    Makes them easier to deal with, should the need arise.

    [–] Trump Claims Poll Numbers Are 'Very Good,' Despite Historically Low Approval JayaBallard 8 points ago in politics

    That's not necessarily a downside when it comes to the alt-right neo-Nazi wing of the GOP.

    [–] LPT: Leave the washing machine lid open after every load of wash to allow moisture to escape and dry it out. JayaBallard 1 points ago in LifeProTips

    I didn't use a cleaning tablet, though I did run a self-clean. And yes, it's a front-loading washer so I'll check the filter you mentioned.

    Thank you!