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    [–] Mueller's interest in Kushner grows to include foreign financing efforts JayaBallard 2 points ago * (lasted edited 10 hours ago) in politics

    Dogs by Pink Floyd would be even more fitting, I think. I was trying to find the best section, but then came to the conclusion that fuck it, the song is sick, and now I'm listening to the whole album..

    [–] This interesting prehistoric tea-pot that was found in Iran JayaBallard 1 points ago in interestingasfuck

    When archaeologists find our teapots, I wonder if they'll think we steeped Tide pods in them.

    [–] This interesting prehistoric tea-pot that was found in Iran JayaBallard 1 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Flip this teapot upside down, and you might be able to make a bong out of it.

    [–] Cube Draft Reflection JayaBallard 3 points ago in mtgcube

    I love Assemble the Legion, but it's just too expensive and too slow relative to what Boros decks want to be doing in most cubes. I've seen it get out of control in EDH, though.

    [–] Staples Center: Phyrexian Revoker JayaBallard 2 points ago in mtgcube

    The value of Revoker scales with the value of its targets.

    It's a decent card if it's shutting off fast mana and planeswalkers, but it gets much worse in an environment where those things either don't exist or don't appear frequently.

    I personally don't run it. I cut all of the fast artifact mana, and I've tried to include more cards that answer planeswalkers.

    [–] Red three drop slot, Sin Prodder vs Rampaging Ferocidon? JayaBallard 1 points ago in mtgcube

    It's too bad Ahn-Crop Crasher isn't a human. I've got a Human tribal subtheme in RW, and I'd love to swap it in for Fervent Cathar.

    [–] Red three drop slot, Sin Prodder vs Rampaging Ferocidon? JayaBallard 1 points ago in mtgcube

    I'd swap it in for Sin Prodder and see how it does for you. Or, swap it in for Chandra's Phoenix if you're OK with having two similar cards in that slot.

    They're 3-power 3-drops with menace that do additional damage over time. Sin Prodder feels more like a midrange card, while Ferocidon seems more like an aggro card. But give it a try.

    Sin Prodder works best if your have a higher average CMC, while Ferocidon makes it harder for slower decks to stabilize while being brutal in the aggro mirror.

    [–] Is that a lure? JayaBallard 7 points ago in gifs

    Somewhere underwater, there is a fish with a poster of a bass boat and the caption "I want to believe"

    [–] Twitter suspended the Russian Troll account that Trump retweeted this morning. JayaBallard 2 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    Twitter isn't motivated by altruism or some sense of civic duty. They care about one thing, and that's their bottom line.

    [–] Is that a lure? JayaBallard 10 points ago in gifs

    That's like some alien abduction shit for fish.

    [–] Alex Jones Says Globalists Ordered Florida School Shooting Because FISA Memo Was Released JayaBallard 9 points ago in politics

    It sure seems like “globalist” is just GOP speak for “not a racist asshole.”

    It's a dog-whistle for Jews.

    Look at who the "globalists" are. Look at what their agenda ostensibly is.

    When you hear conservatives whining about the "globalist" conspiracies, they're really just repeating the same old anti-Semitic canards of the past in different packaging.

    [–] Former Trump aide Rick Gates to plead guilty; agrees to testify against Manafort, sources say JayaBallard 2 points ago in politics

    a curler (really?!) was recently caught doping

    How do you even dope in curling? Warm-up pints?

    Every time I see it, I think it would be an awesome bar game. Then I remember there would always be "that guy" who pukes on the ice and falls in it.

    [–] Former Trump aide Rick Gates to plead guilty; agrees to testify against Manafort, sources say JayaBallard 1 points ago in politics

    Sorry, Trump backers. You got scammed by a traitor.

    That's the best case scenario. More likely, there are some that are complicit.