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    [–] Drink Racing JayaBallard 1 points ago in instant_regret

    And if chugged in quantity, it comes out the other end just as easily the next day.

    [–] Drink Racing JayaBallard 1 points ago * (lasted edited 12 hours ago) in instant_regret

    This guy drinks.

    No, not being sarcastic.

    People assume that dark beers are "heavy" but that's mainly a function of the beer's unfermented sugar / protein content. Guinness isn't a Bud Light, but it's not a terribly thick beer despire how dark it is. A little bit of dark malt goes a long way.

    [–] When you REALLY don't like something. JayaBallard 1 points ago in custommagic

    Make it a red card, and you can quote me on this one.

    Maybe add another RR into the mana cost and let the player cast the exiled cards without paying their mana costs...

    [–] They're not yellow, but they did pretty good JayaBallard 1 points ago in pics

    Writing something on a chalkboard in detention, no doubt.

    [–] First one in the pool buys a carton JayaBallard 1 points ago in OSHA

    They're just under the water level.

    [–] Poll: 55% of America thinks Trump is unfit to serve JayaBallard 1 points ago in politics

    You may be wondering about that other 45% of America.

    Keep in mind that 40% of America thinks the planet is 6000 years old and our species was flashed into existence when God snapped His Holy Fingers.

    These people are allowed to vote and procreate.

    [–] Violations are always better from the air JayaBallard 2 points ago in OSHA

    Russian cosmonaut training has really gone downhill.

    [–] Donald Trump has state visit to UK downgraded 'and will not be guest of the Queen' JayaBallard 1 points ago in politics

    Media lies again about my meet w/ so-called queen. Not doing it. Don't have time for lizard people. #MAGA

    [–] Eminem = President JayaBallard 27 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Wow, talk about a missed opportunity.

    [–] The Puerto Rican City Where Trump Tossed Paper Towels At People Still Has No Electricity And Little Drinking Water JayaBallard 1 points ago in politics

    This is just depressing, with a healthy measure of infuriating thrown in.

    I still don't know if some of my friends are okay. The people I've been in contact with are describing utter devastation. The physical damage to homes and businesses is one thing, but the worst part is the damage to infrastructure. Everything that makes modern industrialized society work, everything we take for granted... all of that was disrupted.

    We're talking about basics. Food, water, electricity, fuel, medicine. On top of that, the ports are a bottleneck. The roads to get stuff where it's needed are fucked. Telecoms... fucked. And as if the situation in Puerto Rico wasn't bad enough, the US Virgin Islands got it even worse.

    Meanwhile, the president is tossing paper towels and challenging appointees to compare IQ tests.

    [–] Self-inflicted wounds JayaBallard 4 points ago in trippinthroughtime

    That's exactly what a robot infiltrator would say.

    [–] Self-inflicted wounds JayaBallard 1 points ago in trippinthroughtime

    US Soccer fans today.

    [–] General Kelly and General Mattis Have Apparently Talked About Tackling Trump If He Goes for the Nuclear Football JayaBallard 1 points ago in politics

    The POTUS has to memorize which ones are real

    So we are placing the nuclear security of the nation in the tiny hands of a man with senile dementia... that's just great.

    [–] Eminem = President JayaBallard 6 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Someone give these Nazis a beat(ing)...

    [–] Eminem = President JayaBallard 141 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Mental vomit on his twitter already, mom's spaghetti

    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

    To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' ... BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING SENILE RACIST

    [–] Picking and choosing. JayaBallard -1 points ago in pics

    It's almost like making preventative healthcare more accessible is a good thing for everyone... but no, we need to repeal the ACA because government death panels are going to send granny to the glue factory.

    [–] The U.S.A have failed to qualify for the 2018 FIFA World Cup JayaBallard 1 points ago in sports

    To be honest, I'd rather see Chile in the World Cup than Argentina.

    Chile is a team that played some incredibly entertaining soccer in Copa America, while Argentina is basically the USMNT with better players and worse management.

    [–] Hypnocat JayaBallard 1 points ago in woahdude

    It's usually a glitch in the matrix. It happens when they change something.

    [–] Hypnocat JayaBallard 6 points ago in woahdude

    Jesus fucking christ, that's disturbingly accurate.

    The real woahdude is in the comments apparently.