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    [–] Fruit flies might be the only animal which dies more frequently from "old" age than humans. Jayhawk-relic 2 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Hmm. Not an insect expert but gotta imagine most are long enough to be eaten by something else and provide some protein to the food chain. My shower thoughts aren't very profound.

    [–] Ikea keeping it real :) Jayhawk-relic 1 points ago in funny

    No problem with people making a living but what they do there can only barely be considered helping customers. Spent an hour and a half there with no help trying to arrange for a 15-20k kitchen remodel. Got pointed to a computer and their employee said he would be back after his break. Came back and didn't answer any questions then proceeded to disappear again after 30 seconds. Took my business elsewhere. Great store if you want to pick up a quick item. Bad store for big projects. Working to make a living doesn't always justify poor work quality.

    [–] It's like winning the airplane lottery... Jayhawk-relic 1 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    I've played roulette with this before when picking seats. Select the middle seat in an empty row when there are quite a few open rows and only a few days left. You would think people like to spread out. I was wrong...

    [–] Ikea keeping it real :) Jayhawk-relic 1 points ago in funny

    LOL. Like the permanent employees are helpful. Amirite?

    [–] A urinal in a bar in Barcelona. Jayhawk-relic 2 points ago in pics

    Someone's gonna shit in there.

    [–] Clean up after your dog. Jayhawk-relic 1 points ago in pettyrevenge

    If it helps gauge any, I worked super late one day and left my trash can out until the next day. HOA charged me $100. Cant imaging what her fine will be.

    [–] Not all heroes wear capes Jayhawk-relic 0 points ago in pics

    Are we gonna ignore her giant man hand? Ok then....

    [–] Synthetic lab cadavers Jayhawk-relic 1 points ago in creepy

    Fun fact: The fat layers are put back in place after each dissection to keep the specimen moist. I imagine those would essentially turn into jerky and serve no purpose rather quickly.

    [–] As of 10AM Eastern, on January 25. Jayhawk-relic 3 points ago in pics

    Sounds like a great idea. Illegally climb a tall crane with a vantage point of the White House in middle of the night. A building with snipers on the roof....

    [–] TIFU by giving myself a deadly infection. Jayhawk-relic 2 points ago in tifu

    I saw this essentially when rotating through an ER during my 4th year of med school. This girl came in with lower abdominal pain and fevers sometime near 3am. I asked all the typical questions and nothing stood out. Set up to do a routine pelvic exam. Looked under the sheet and see a tampon string hanging out. Immediately look up at her and ask her if she is menstruating. She says no ..... turns out her period was 3 weeks ago and she just left it in because she said she forgot. I pulled the string...... flood of the most putrid black discharged i've ever seen. Had to leave the room from the smell. Did not end up doing ER or being an OBGYN.

    [–] TIFU by spraying Diet Pepsi all over strangers at the airport at 6am. Jayhawk-relic 93 points ago in tifu

    It's pretty awesome when running late though. The separate security for 4 gates each makes it a breeze to catch a flight. Outside of that it sucks.