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    [–] [DISCUSSION] Eminem - The Slim Shady LP (20 Years Later) Joeliosis 1 points ago in hiphopheads

    TBF the government's been watching everyone since then.

    [–] Gigachad wannabe Joeliosis 56 points ago in Justfuckmyshitup

    I love that a high res version is out there.

    [–] [Serious] Men of reddit who got raped by women, what's your story? Joeliosis 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I went through similar and feel the same. I'm giving you an internet hug.

    [–] [Serious] Men of reddit who got raped by women, what's your story? Joeliosis 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in AskReddit

    A little late but here we are.

    I was going to create a throw away but eh... I've shared it enough times anyway. I was born in the 80's and shit was a little different then. I've blocked out a lot of what happened but anyway on with the stories that I can recall.

    Kindergarten to 2nd grade. My neighbors growing up were my age or older females and I got along with girls really well and with guys. I'm assuming they were molested from a young age because they taught me how to give oral and pleasure a female while playing house. I didn't know what was going on at all. Eventually after I don't know a couple years somebody mentioned it to one of the parents and I wasn't allowed to play over at their house. Again no one blamed me at all for what happened but I was punished so I thought I did something wrong. My parents started pushing for me to hang out with guys more... which was fine untill...

    Having a sleep over at my friends house in like 3rd or 4th grade. We're changing getting into pj's and what not. His older sister comes in and (this is one of the stories where it gets fuzzy because I wanted to gtfo) she's asking me questions while I'm jumping in my pajama bottoms (again felt awkward being naked around a girl I had a huge crush on... and knew shit shouldn't be going down like this). My friend starts playing with his dick like an upright bass and singing some song and his little brother starts doing the same while his sister (the one I had a crush on) is just laughing her ass off. Don't remember much of the rest of that night, except the next day I asked my older sister if that seemed messed up and she shouted obviously "YES THAT'S FUCKED UP." My sister is older than me by a few years.

    Then in high school. Since I'm not using a throwaway I will keep this one a little vague. My homeroom teacher was the wife of a man in a high position of power in our town. Anyway I was chilling in her class after school for some reason, no one else around and she started playing with my hair and sucking on her finger, asking if that did anything for me. I don't remember what happened after that but I'm pretty sure I left unharmed but who knows.

    That summer or the one after I was given a lot of attention and a blowjob behind the cabin by a female counselor and I was super not into it but she kept pushing.

    This has left me with a weird anxiety of women and a fucked up view of how relationships progress. Also I think I'm the ugliest thing on Earth... obviously that's not true but I feel that way. I realize not all of these stories are perfect fits but I felt the need to vent again.

    edit: just going through this thread reminded me of another one. One of my good friends in college decided to straddle my face while she had a dress with no panties on. She was extremely drunk and I was high as a kite smoking weed. I told her she'd regret seeing me next to her in the morning, she kept trying to pull me into my room. She'd been partying all night somewhere else and dropped by. Again another beautiful monster I forgot about.

    [–] Not today, sir Joeliosis 2 points ago in gaming

    We all know one friend who does play like that though.

    "WHY ARE YOU WANDERING OFF... GOD DAMMIT!"

    [–] Not today, sir Joeliosis 2 points ago in gaming

    "LET'S DO THIS!!!!"

    [–] Creating the Extremely Genre Specific /r/electronicmusic Playlist Week 76: Schranz Joeliosis 1 points ago in electronicmusic

    Check out the "We are the Nightbreed" channel and that's essentially Hardstyle/ Hardcore... as I mentioned the style and terms have fluctuated wildly over the years. ATAR is probably the closest to Gabber that I listen to... never even heard the term till like 20 years ago.

    [–] How did you all end up getting into piracy? Joeliosis 1 points ago in Piracy

    Doom and my cousin showed me og napster while visiting her at college.

    [–] Electronic albums you consider "classic?" Joeliosis 5 points ago in electronicmusic

    The Crystal Method- Vegas

    Anything by Orbital and Underworld

    [–] Cthulhu Wars Joeliosis 10 points ago in Lovecraft

    Wrapping up my Cthulhu Worlds campaign... this will come in handy. This is really awesome.

    [–] Hatched this sexy beast... Joeliosis 7 points ago in ARK

    Right, that thing is an assault on the senses... FABULOUS!

    [–] it’s poorly made but it gets the message across Joeliosis 4 points ago in wholesomememes

    Where we're going you won't need eyes to see.

    -Event Horizon

    [–] Creating the Extremely Genre Specific /r/electronicmusic Playlist Week 76: Schranz Joeliosis 1 points ago in electronicmusic

    Ho ho ho my day has come... I've loved hard core/ style (it's gone by a few names over the years) since my first time hearing Atari Teenage Riot. I'm an American and the genre hasn't been huge here. I meet people every now and again who know what I'm talking about. My room mate (who spins techno exclusively) and I summed it up one day. "Hard techno is the death metal/ black metal/ speed metal of the electronic world."It's dark and gritty and makes your skin crawl and usually above 140 bpm. I'll post a list of what I've loved from the mid 90's to now and I hope others on here get into it too... please correct me where I'm where I'm wrong.

    Endymion and Degos have a good channel/ show called We are the Nightbreed you can find it on Spotify by the same name. The older stuff doesn't get much love but I'll post what I can.

    This is going to take a while for trying to find decent rips of old shit... lol I will update this some more through out the day

    Older stuff

    Atari Teenage Riot- Hunt All Nazis

    Atari Teenage Riot- Sick to Death

    Endymion- Judge of Darkness Remix (Evil Activities)

    Nosferatu and Endymion- Drunk with a Gun

    Nosferatu- The Prayer (from Boondock Saints)

    Paul Elstak- I had to Kill a Lot of People ( Nosferatu Remix)

    Newer Stuff

    MYST- Man Bear Pig

    High Voltage Bass Chaserz- Harness the Dark

    Javi Bass- My Religion

    RVage- The EndlessSub Zero Project- Playing with Fire

    Hard Driver- Yeeha!

    [–] /r/electronicmusic needs your help creating a Hard Techno / Schranz introductory playlist! Joeliosis 1 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago) in HardTechno

    Ho ho ho my day has come... I've loved hard style since my first time hearing Atari Teenage Riot. I'm an American and the genre hasn't been huge here. I meet people every now and again who know what I'm talking about. My room mate (who spins techno exclusively) and I summed it up one day. "Hard techno is the death metal/ black metal/ speed metal of the electronic world."It's dark and gritty and makes your skin crawl and usually above 140 bpm. I'll post a list of what I've loved from the mid 90's to now and I hope others on here get into it too... please correct me where I'm where I'm wrong.

    Endymion and Degos have a good channel/ show called We are the Nightbreed you can find it on Spotify by the same name. The older stuff doesn't get much love but I'll post what I can.

    This is going to take a while for trying to find decent rips of old shit... lol I will update this some more through out the day

    Older stuff

    Atari Teenage Riot- Hunt All Nazis

    Atari Teenage Riot- Sick to Death

    Endymion- Judge of Darkness Remix (Evil Activities)

    Nosferatu and Endymion- Drunk with a Gun

    Nosferatu- The Prayer (from Boondock Saints)

    Paul Elstak- I had to Kill a Lot of People ( Nosferatu Remix)

    Newer Stuff

    MYST- Man Bear Pig
    High Voltage Bass Chaserz- Harness the Dark

    Javi Bass- My Religion

    RVage- The EndlessSub Zero Project- Playing with Fire

    Hard Driver- Yeeha!

    [–] Beck Kustoms F132 [1080x1080] Joeliosis 3 points ago in carporn

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_F20C_engine

    I know way more than I ever need to about these motors now... super high rev limit but beyond that I have no clue with that low of pft. Maybe a super light frame and a jockey driving.

    [–] My uncle visiting from the Philippines has never seen snow. This is what happened today. Joeliosis 690 points ago in pics

    Depends... Mom... aunt... grandma etc. From what I've learned on reddit, half the world apparently huck these fuckers at their kids with blinding speed. I'm a white guy and have never witnessed said feat... but apparently older people can whip 'em around corners like a legend.

    [–] My friends beautiful rescue! Joeliosis 3 points ago in pitbulls_in_partyhats

    Chocolate Lab Pit mix? She's a cutey either way.