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    [–] AITA for not wanting my bf to live with a female coworker for 2 weeks to do a vegan diet? KidsTryThisAtHome 1 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    NTA - that last edit, I'm so sorry OP, but like others have said, he's already cheating on you. You say you've been together for a couple months, has this been going on the whole time? Does her boyfriend know (I know it sucks, but someone needs to tell him)? The time he ditched you because she was "depressed," I'm guessing you weren't allowed to stay over with them? You've already read the other replies so I'll stick to your edit for the rest: did the other friend stay the night last night too (and how far away do they live)? And how in the fuck does he think working night shift is an excuse for why you can't be there?? I hate to be the guy to just say, "break up with him," but holy shit break up with him NOW. He IS cheating on you, and has been for a while. On the off chance that he isn't sleeping with her, he's either a) WAY too stupid for you, b) doesn't respect your boundaries/feelings at all, c) just doesn't care. All 3 of which are reasons to break up with him NOW, since you've already talked to him about it, told him how uncomfortable it makes you, and he STILL has her sleep over last night (I'm guessing without you knowing until today). I've been cheated on before OP, and I am so sorry you're going through this and have to find out through Reddit. But you do need to find out. Some of the comments here are addressing the situation a little callously, but this will be hard for you, but you need to be strong. He'll try to scramble to stay with you, because that's what cheaters do, he'll fight tooth and nail to get you back, but the best thing for you to do at this point is to try and move on and completely remove him from your life immediately.

    [–] I have several questions KidsTryThisAtHome 1 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    I mean, I do it. Then again I am 3 months old

    [–] [Haiku] Speedway KidsTryThisAtHome 3 points ago in youtubehaiku

    Airplane food, amiright?

    [–] AITA for not telling the cashier she failed to scan a $60.00 item? KidsTryThisAtHome 0 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    Right? The amount of assholes and idiots and rude people who will do everything in their power to ignore you surprised me when I was in retail. Nowadays though I read a story like OPs and I'll know that the cashier 100% knew they were trying to get their attention, and just didn't care. If you've ever shopped in Chicago you know cashiers don't give a shit about you or their job, the only thing they care about is getting you out of the store so they can go back to talking to their friends. I've had entire transactions where the cashier is talking to someone on Bluetooth the whole time

    [–] AITA for not telling the cashier she failed to scan a $60.00 item? KidsTryThisAtHome 1 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    I worked retail as well, but I've been on the other side of the counter too, and know how hard it is to get someone's attention who just plain doesn't care about their job. Reading OPs post and edit makes me think they did try to get their attention. Obviously I can't know that, but my point was only that some people really don't care enough or just don't want to listen, so unless you're willing to shout at them to get their attention it's just easier to let them be a dick

    [–] Kick the main boss of the company out of your bar at a company drinks? Okay. KidsTryThisAtHome 1 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    I love how you slowly went from trying to figure out what I was saying, to just straight up insulting me. If you give up so easily on other things in life it's gonna be rough. Maybe next time you realize you're wrong, man up and admit it, rather than doubling down and proving your idiocy. I'll make you a deal though, since my whole family is unstable. I will go to a therapist and show you the bill if you can show me your GED right now. In the unlikely even that you did graduate high school, I'll also accept proof of that. Ball's in your court (not your dog's balls, I know those are in your mouth, this is a hypothetical basketball. "Ball's in your court" is an expression conveying that it's your move. Difficult, I know, but hopefully you followed along).

    [–] Kick the main boss of the company out of your bar at a company drinks? Okay. KidsTryThisAtHome 1 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    Lol holy shit dude what are you trying to prove? You don't believe me? Or you want to correct me? Prove me wrong? And when I provide a simple explanation of why I worded it the way I did, you tell me something is really wrong with me? Why did you even comment in the first place? Let me help you understand:

    especially that stupid fucking shaved ice shit that melts immediately after liquid is poured on it (looking at you Jimmy John)

    ^ all this phrase right here means is that I hate those small ice cubes, WHICH JIMMY JOHN'S HAPPENS TO HAVE. And if you've ever ordered delivery from there, you know they fill that shit up. Maybe I could've worded it to make it more clear but oh my god if you really couldn't figure out what I meant then I don't know how you function in every day life

    [–] We all miss it KidsTryThisAtHome 8 points ago in pcmasterrace

    Weird flex, but ok

    [–] Daughter wanted a homemade “Little Mermaid” cake. I tried really hard. KidsTryThisAtHome 16 points ago in ExpectationVsReality

    So maybe I'm just looking at it wrong.... But are you sure you put the seashell bra on the right side?

    [–] A quote that'll stay with me forever. KidsTryThisAtHome 4 points ago in doctorwho

    I also disagree, but in a different way. How many wars will you live through in your lifetime? More than one? Will you pass down how that war "felt" to your kids? Vs the Doctor living 1000 years through God knows how many wars, he doesn't exactly speak for humans. Humanity's weakness isn't their memory, it's their mortality. Him saying that would be like me looking at a dog and saying, "if you remembered how things tasted, you'd have stopped eating shit." But, like, it's a totally different species and memory has nothing to do with why dogs eat shit