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    [–] surreal event in which 40000 lb of cryogenic anhydrous ammonia leaked out of a container Lancer9tn8ty 4 points ago in gifs

    Its also how meth houses burn down. When it all goes wrong, the cooks get so quickly overwhelmed by that smell that they can’t put out the tiny little fires starting everywhere.

    [–] The Atlantic ocean has been rated 3.9 stars on Google maps. Lancer9tn8ty 40 points ago in ofcoursethatsathing

    One of the reviews:

    “ I cannot believe the appalling experience I had here. Whilst it looked nice, that was all the ocean had to offer.

    1) IT'S NOT WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE!!! I wish somebody had told me this before I took my mother here. It's shocking that in 2018, people find it difficult to install simple wheelchair ramps!

    2) Incredibly salty. I couldn't even drink the water!

    3) Awful health and safety hazards. Seriously! They allow the sharks to SWIM FREE!

    4) Cold. They should install some basic facilities, like heaters. I was shivering all day long!

    5) They should add a car park. I cannot believe the appalling experience I had here. Whilst it looked nice, that was all the ocean had to offer.”

    [–] How to use your watch as a compass Lancer9tn8ty 1 points ago in coolguides

    Found this. I haven’t verified it though.

    [–] How to use your watch as a compass Lancer9tn8ty 2 points ago in coolguides

    Some old machinist I work with told me this. I was skeptical and made him show me...it works

    [–] CMV: Owning a house is better than owning a high rise apartment/condo. Lancer9tn8ty 0 points ago in changemyview

    I currently live in a condo and I have to say (for me at least) all your points are not really true. Obviously I can only speak for me though and there may be Condos that fit your description EXACTLY.

    1) Parking: I have covered parking right in front of my back door. I will admit that you could end up with a shitty neighbor that parks in your clearly marked spot so you find yourself leaving notes on their cars.

    2) Sound: I’ve have lived here about a year and have NEVER heard my neighbors through the walls. And there are three teenage boys living there!

    3) Size: My condo is almost 2000 sq ft which for now, is plenty for my family.

    4) I have more natural light than I care for. About 14 big windows worth.

    5) Crime: This quite literally depends on where you live. I live in a small safe town in Utah, so crime isn’t even a problem. I can’t remember the last time I’ve locked my doors.

    HOWEVER:

    Just because your points were not 100% correct (from my experience), doesn’t mean there are some real cons for living in a condo.

    1) Neighbors: This one really is a crap shoot and my neighbors kinda suck. The lady (owner) is really nice but when she is away, her kid’s asshole friends park in our spot...a lot

    2) Pets: I have two dogs and only a small patch of concrete and dirt for them to do their business on and since no other animals tread there, they have no desire to mark it. It would be REALLY nice if I had my own back yard where they could just run around poop it up. Or I could just walk them and stand around with a plastic baggie in my hand..

    3) HOA. That’s all I have to say about that 😐

    4) Shared space: Public dumpsters, all mailboxes (or cubby holes) are combined into one space at one end of the parking lot. Front yard is not yours, it’s everyone else’s as well, including all one billion children.

    Conclusion: I would rather have my own house on my own land.

    TL;DR

    OP may not have been right be she sure as hell wasn’t wrong either. I want a house.

    [–] Dear Spotify, please stop auto playing MGK songs at the end of my Eminem playlists. Lancer9tn8ty 3 points ago in Eminem

    I usually keep it on because I’ve discovered some pretty cool artists that way. Win some lose some I guess.

    [–] All 153 Disses on Eminem's album Kamikaze Counted and Categorized [OC] Lancer9tn8ty 1 points ago in dataisbeautiful

    He also dissed Lord Jamar. One of my favorite bars from the whole album. Fuck that guy.

    [–] All 153 Disses on Eminem's album Kamikaze Counted and Categorized [OC] Lancer9tn8ty 1 points ago in dataisbeautiful

    He also dissed Lord Jamar. One of my favorite bars from the whole album. Fuck that guy.

    [–] A truck caught on camera rolling coal on a cyclist in Utah Lancer9tn8ty 3 points ago in bicycling

    I hope this is available in all of Utah eventually. I live in North Utah and the ass hats roll coal on a regular basis. I saw one of them do it so bad that an elderly lady in front of me had to literally stop her car in traffic because she couldn’t see where she was going.

    [–] Sad. Just sad. Lancer9tn8ty 7 points ago in standupshots

    We have comfort zones. For me it was home, and work or school. At school, I was the class clown yet my little sister had to go into stores and buy things for me. As another user pointed out “It’s about control.” I was good at being a class clown so it didn’t scare me. I could make those people laugh WITH me, but in public places I felt like everyone was laughing AT me.

    [–] My mother with her hand caught in the frozen cookie jar in Macon, Georgia, around 1968. Lancer9tn8ty 2 points ago in TheWayWeWere

    I went back there last fall for the first time in 15 years and I hate to admit I didn’t make time for Ryal’s. Boy do I have fond memories of those cookies though!