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    [–] What’s the dumbest thing your significant other has said or done? LaughingVergil 10 points ago in AskReddit

    A pair of words used to indicate a high level of humor in a statement, action, image, or other potentially humorous thing.

    [–] To kill. LaughingVergil 13 points ago in therewasanattempt

    My wife just told me "It's okay, darling. You can die without me."

    I love my wife.

    [–] Rant: I'm your doctor, please stop. LaughingVergil 146 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    Hopefully, I can remember to us "Is this the part of the exam where people make inappropriate comments? Do I have to, or is that optional?" sometime.

    [–] Rant: I'm your doctor, please stop. LaughingVergil 61 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    Probable thought process: "He's obviously a man, not a wuss. He'll appreciate my manliness."

    Ugh. I feel unclean even typing that out.

    [–] What is the one story you want to tell, that you can never fit into a conversation? LaughingVergil 5 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago) in AskReddit

    If you can deep throat a clitoris, you may be dating a MTF transgender.

    Edit: Early morning headaches make me forget the correct.. you know.. group of letters to use.

    Edit: Words.

    [–] A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for £250. LaughingVergil 23 points ago in Jokes

    We Americans aren't just plain thick. We're special American thick, and don't you forget it.

    [–] me_irl LaughingVergil 18 points ago in me_irl

    No kink shaming!

    [–] If you could remake any film using only muppets, which film would you remake? LaughingVergil 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Any of the Pokemon movies. At least there would be a chance that the "Live action" anime remake would be worth watching.

    [–] hentai is better than porn LaughingVergil 3 points ago in Animemes

    Some people just have limited interests.

    [–] The Serenity of Norway LaughingVergil 1 points ago in BeAmazed

    Looking for a walking castle to come out of those clouds any time now.

    [–] What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about? LaughingVergil 0 points ago in AskReddit

    That's valid. Those who do that need to catch their own clue about the whole "We're attracted to who we're attracted to" reality.

    [–] What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about? LaughingVergil 0 points ago in AskReddit

    Ah, yes, the assumption that anyone defending trans women on the internet must be trans. Sorry, but nope. Nor am I a trans lover. I'm just an everyday heterosexual male who doesn't judge people by their exteriors, or by who they used to be. Sorry to destroy your prejudices this way.

    [–] What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about? LaughingVergil 0 points ago in AskReddit

    Dude. This is Reddit. What did you expect? Compassion and intelligence?

    Hope for? Sure. But expect?

    [–] What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about? LaughingVergil -9 points ago in AskReddit

    Are you attracted to every cis-female lesbian? Because if not, why do you need to call out trans females?

    [–] Meanwhile at the White House LaughingVergil 1 points ago in funny

    "Little Debbie's for the win!"

    "What was the competition? Lousiest White House dessert ever?"

    [–] Des Moines Register calls on Steve King to resign LaughingVergil 9 points ago in politics

    Steve King: The White Christian scapegoat driven from the Republican village in hope that he will carry all of their racist sins with him.

    Too little, too late.