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    [–] Incel title vs actual news LilianPumpernickel 1 points ago in IncelTears

    See, I respect you for talking the talk and walking the walk. Vegans put their money where their mouth is. They’re good people who actually care about animals and the world.

    [–] Story of my life. LilianPumpernickel 1 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    Religious people are a threat to whatever nation they reside in because they are loyal to their ancient religion more than they’re loyal to their country. If Christian American lawmakers believe it is god’s will to go against the constitution, they’d do it in a second. They’re poor citizens.

    [–] Story of my life. LilianPumpernickel 1 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    Religious people are a threat to whatever nation they reside in because they are loyal to their ancient religion more than they’re loyal to their country. If Christian American lawmakers believe it is god’s will to go against the constitution, they’d do it in a second. They’re poor citizens.

    [–] I don't even understand why. LilianPumpernickel 2 points ago in Instagramreality

    Imagine looking at a picture of yourself and being so disgusted with the shape of your wrist that you feel the need to edit the photo. These people must look in the mirror and see themselves as monsters

    [–] This Walgreens in Chicago used to be a bank, and now it has a vitamin vault LilianPumpernickel 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    In Chicago we have a BUNCH of old banks that have been converted into all sorts of stuff. There’s a night club in the vault of one on the north side

    [–] Abortion providers report 'alarming' rise in picketing, vandalism and trespassing LilianPumpernickel 0 points ago in news

    But we’re ignoring the real instigators here! An antifa guy whacked a guy in the head with a bike lock at Berkley five years ago!

    [–] hmmm LilianPumpernickel 1 points ago in hmmm

    B O R G E R

    [–] SAD: Make a video trying to disprove stereotypes and accidentally prove most of them. LilianPumpernickel 13 points ago in ShitAmericansSay

    Nationalism is poison. And it’s rampant in rural America. It’s so primitive and ignorant to think of your country as the greatest in the world and of all time because... our investors make a lot of money and we helped win world war 2. We’re a subpar nation. I love America for the values it claims to represent, but to look at our country compared to the rest of the world and screech “We’re the greatest!” is just intellectually dishonest.

    [–] Unexpectedly wholesome LilianPumpernickel 6 points ago in lgbt

    Really bizarre feeling that twinge of vulnerability that women feel ALL the time. I don’t even experience it fully because I’m still a man who could overpower most attackers. Being a lady is rough man.

    [–] I have an issue with how “white privilege” is blamed on white people. LilianPumpernickel 1 points ago in rant

    You’re saying it’s not your fault you’re privileged so you won’t feel as bad about being privileged. I don’t get what good that does you. What problem does that solve?

    [–] I have an issue with how “white privilege” is blamed on white people. LilianPumpernickel 2 points ago in rant

    How is a police officer treating you better than black people anything but privilege in your mind? Fucking redditors always trying to weasel their way around systematic racism. White people are privileged in the US. That isn’t an opinion.

    [–] If you don’t do work in a group project, fuck you. LilianPumpernickel 3 points ago in rant

    I had a similar project in college a few years ago. Semester-long project worth half our grade. We had FIVE people in our group so it should have been easy if everyone pulled their weight. This guy Brad took the lead, decided on a topic, rented out rooms for meeting up in the library. I followed his lead. I went to the group meetings. Hardly anyone else did. Only when they felt like it. One of our group members was from Puerto Rico and didn’t speak perfect English. The girl in our group told us she was in the hospital a week before the project was due and couldn’t do any of her work. We assigned research to everyone and they half assed it and copy and pasted shit from wikipedia. One guy just randomly approached us in class and said he was in our group and he hadn’t been to class yet that semester. Brad and I worked for hours and hours on this project. 2 guys can only do so much though. We present it, our idiot group members read directly off the slides we told them to, and then Brad and I wrote emails to the professor throwing all our group members under the bus. It was a good feeling.

    That’s what you should do OP. Do the work yourself and give your “friend” the finger.

    [–] Gotta throw the whole kid away. LilianPumpernickel 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    If he had asked for a game boy everyone would be jerking themselves off. But Fortnite a BAD vidya!

    [–] New repulse feels smooth af LilianPumpernickel 1 points ago in StarWarsBattlefront

    What the hell was the point of making it take 3 seconds to activate anyway? It was impossible to use repulse without taking damage.

    [–] Brave gamer defends Pewdiepie LilianPumpernickel 0 points ago in Gamingcirclejerk

    Who in the world are these people arguing that screeching “nigger” at a videogames are simply participating in a wholesome gaming culture that has a tradition that goes back a decade.

    No you’re just shit people.

    [–] Did people in the late 90s think that the dialogue in GTA 1 was as cringeworthy as it seems now? LilianPumpernickel 1 points ago in GTA

    “Man Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful. Maybe if you got rid o day ol’ yee yee ass haircut you could get some bitches on yo dick. Ni-ggaaaaa~”

    [–] me_irl LilianPumpernickel 1 points ago in me_irl

    It’s not funny because you realize that instantly. Why would “jumpscare” be a subtitle?