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    [–] Police seize gun after parent leaves it in school bathroom Lord_Dreadlow 22 points ago in news

    Even cops have left their pistols in bathroom stalls.

    But I don't understand how anyone can be that irresponsible.

    [–] Slimmer me, slimmer EDC Lord_Dreadlow 2 points ago in EDC

    I love my Micro. I use it as my wallet and cell phone holder.

    [–] TIFU By Wearing Green On 4/20 Lord_Dreadlow 2 points ago in tifu

    I wore a green shirt today not thinking about the date as well.

    I'm okay with it though, if you know what I mean.

    [–] Unarmed Teen Killed by Police Was ‘Simply Backing His Mom’s Minivan’ Out of Garage, Lawsuit Claims Lord_Dreadlow 213 points ago in news

    Jenison resigned from the police department “for personal reasons” following the shooting, according to The Kansas City Star.

    Killing this unarmed kid will hopefully haunt him the rest of his life.

    [–] Comey: 'No-one around Trump to contain him Lord_Dreadlow 1 points ago in worldnews

    Mr Comey said there is no one around him to stop impulsive behaviour.

    Be sure to tune in next week! You won't believe what President Trump does on the next episode of White House Apprentice.

    [–] Shooting at Ocala, FL school his morning Lord_Dreadlow 4 points ago in news

    One person is injured, and Ocala police say the shooter is in custody.

    Probably just a personal beef between two parties.

    [–] Bear in mind this is a public forum everyone here follows. Lord_Dreadlow 8 points ago in iamverysmart

    Pros: Sweet, loving, honest, loyal

    Cons: No intellectual connection

    The pros outweigh the cons by far.

    [–] Pushing a car. Lord_Dreadlow 1 points ago in Unexpected

    Trap door score!

    [–] Buddy, you’re an asshole, not a genius. Lord_Dreadlow 7 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    I believe that is a traffic violation of the most infuriating kind.

    [–] Exploring an abandoned prison in the US and found this letter [4000x6016] [OC] Lord_Dreadlow 5 points ago in AbandonedPorn

    It's no wonder a daughter who uses language like that in correspondence with her mother is in prison.

    And what the hell is "playing coon"?

    My guesses are all politically incorrect.

    [–] Police arrest mother after 7 year old goes to school high on cocaine Lord_Dreadlow 2059 points ago in news

    When his mother arrived at the hospital, she was under the influence of cocaine, meth and fentanyl, according to WDTN.

    Damn, up or down, pick one not both.

    [–] Brooklyn postal worker arrested after 17,000 pieces of undelivered mail found Lord_Dreadlow 699 points ago in news

    They started investigating after they received information about full mail bags inside Germash’s car. USPS employees found 20 full bags in his car on April 18. He was arrested April 19.

    How did he think no one would notice 20 full bags of mail in his car?

    [–] David Copperfield forced to reveal magic trick in court Lord_Dreadlow 5 points ago in worldnews

    That trick was already revealed in the movie Now You See Me 2.

    It's not magic, just misdirection.

    [–] Stan Lee Has Filmed Cameos for Three Upcoming Marvel Movies Lord_Dreadlow 74 points ago in movies

    we group his cameos together and then move him from one set to the next and kind of get him through his cameos in one day.”

    Green screens and costume changes.

    [–] Russian Kirov class battlecruiser [1100 × 733] Lord_Dreadlow 34 points ago in WarshipPorn

    Paddling because the engine won't run.

    It's a Russian ship all right.

    [–] 3-year-old accidentally shoots pregnant mother from backseat of car Lord_Dreadlow 1 points ago in news

    Police say the man is also the girl's father and apparently left the loaded gun in the car.

    Idiot.

    [–] California Opens an Investigation on Fremont Factory Workplace Conditions. Is this because of the Reveal article "exposing" Tesla's injury report? Lord_Dreadlow 3 points ago in teslamotors

    Musk told the Guardian in a phone interview that he had placed his own desk in “the most painful place” in the Fremont factory and noted that Tesla was losing money. “This is not some situation where, for example, we are just greedy capitalists who decided to skimp on safety in order to have more profits and dividends and that kind of thing. It’s just a question of how much money we lose. And how do we survive? How do we not die and have everyone lose their jobs?”

    Reading between the lines here, but he really sounds worried about Tesla's future.

    [–] Disney on the Rocks and the birth of Fry Whore Lord_Dreadlow 25 points ago in talesfromsecurity

    Without missing a beat the guy who she came down with folded his arms and said "well, hell. if i knew all it took was french fries, i could have saved some money!"

    And they all laughed happily ever after.

    [–] network design help 1 Lord_Dreadlow 2 points ago in networking

    Unlimited budget

    Don't tell your Cisco Partner rep that.

    [–] 50 Shades of Governor accused of another felony Lord_Dreadlow -19 points ago in missouri

    A list of names of donors has a great deal of value.

    I suppose it could useful for the targeted solicitation of campaign funds, providing the majority of donors to the charity are republican.