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    [–] Great idea. Lordofravioli 1 points ago in casualChildAbuse

    Haha true, if I ever had a son I don’t think I’d do it to him

    [–] Materialization Lordofravioli 2 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    This is so beautiful, I would love to have a 3D printer one day. Is it hard to do?

    [–] Great idea. Lordofravioli 1 points ago in casualChildAbuse

    I had mine pierced like 1st grade and they’re saggy

    [–] Great idea. Lordofravioli 1 points ago in casualChildAbuse

    I’m all for letting them decide to get circumcised if they want to when they’re older but I heard a story the other day of this girl who went to the hospital with her grandpa and apparently uncircumcised men’s penises when they get old can CLOSE UP. I’m shook. This girl had to sit with her grandpa while doctors sliced it open and wrung that shit out like a wet towel.

    [–] Great idea. Lordofravioli 1 points ago in casualChildAbuse

    I legitimately have never heard it called Wally World lol

    [–] Great idea. Lordofravioli 1 points ago in casualChildAbuse

    Story time: my sister pierced her ears at home using needles that she sanitized (don’t know how, wasn’t there) she instead of putting on a regular earring back put on one of those tiny plastic cylinder things to hold it on. A few months passed and she had a bump in her ear so I looked.. her ear lobe swelled over the little plastic backing and basically swallowed it. It was INSIDE her ear lobe. I popped it out like a zit. So lesson learned people, don’t put that shit on your ear unless it’s healed.

    [–] What old person name should make a comeback? Lordofravioli 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Ooh good luck! I am nowhere near having children yet haha

    [–] What fact could probably save your life? Lordofravioli 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Bear is black and white, give it some bamboo and chill

    [–] Ellen DeGeneres is not funny and kinda creepy. Lordofravioli 10 points ago in unpopularopinion

    It’s an Irish name, it’s pronounced like “ser-shuh”

    [–] Ellen DeGeneres is not funny and kinda creepy. Lordofravioli 4 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I feel like Conan has genuine conversations with his guests though as opposed to other hosts that just desperately try to up laughs or hurry up to promote whatever the guest is there for.

    [–] Ellen DeGeneres is not funny and kinda creepy. Lordofravioli 23 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I cringe every time she scared a guest. The table they pop out of, it’s only a matter of time before somebodies resting their hand on the table and the scarer jumps out and hits the persons hand. Or somebody punches the guy or Ellen, cause I know I’d punch somebody because that’s my reflex is to hit.

    [–] Ellen DeGeneres is not funny and kinda creepy. Lordofravioli 5 points ago in unpopularopinion

    Were they quoting the line from finding Nemo where clown fish dad is annoyed with being asked to say something funny constantly because he’s a clown fish 🤔

    [–] Ellen DeGeneres is not funny and kinda creepy. Lordofravioli 5 points ago in unpopularopinion

    As much as I dislike Fallon’s show I think he really likes video games, he’s big into the legend of Zelda and Nintendo in general. I haven’t watched Ellen with video games but I love Conan’s dumb slap stick humor

    [–] Ellen DeGeneres is not funny and kinda creepy. Lordofravioli 2 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I feel like she’s probably not happy that her audience is like a bunch of moms. She just plays dumb games, gives away money, objectifies men in some sort of attempt to be “feminist” but just comes off as ignorant. She can also be rude to her guests sometimes, like how she was with Saoirse Ronan made me mad

    [–] Ellen DeGeneres is not funny and kinda creepy. Lordofravioli 18 points ago in unpopularopinion

    When Saoirse Ronan was on Ellen pissed me off. Ellen was making fun of her name and it’s pronunciation and weirdness, which after watching Saoirse on other talk shows they ALL talk like that to her, but Ellen especially was just so rude about it. Like wow it’s not like Saoirse is a name from ANOTHER LANGUAGE. Fucking hell ellen leave her alone her name is beautiful.

    [–] What old person name should make a comeback? Lordofravioli 2 points ago in AskReddit

    If I ever have a son this will be his name, I love it and the somewhat close name Emmett as well

    [–] What old person name should make a comeback? Lordofravioli 1 points ago in AskReddit

    My name is a flower, Heather. Ironically my favorite color is purple just like the flower and my walls were painted Heather purple, but now they’re painted Heather gray.

    [–] What old person name should make a comeback? Lordofravioli 1 points ago in AskReddit

    That’s beautiful, I liked my great-grandmas name as well. Her name was Florence

    [–] [Jackson, GA] Some camel crickets and their leader in my chicken coop Lordofravioli 21 points ago in whatsthisbug

    Well this morning there was a centipede sitting on my curtains and I smooshed it.. now I realize I should’ve just set it downstairs in cricket land. Sorry Mr.centipede you ugly son-of-a-bitch