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    [–] I have a 90 year old neighbor with Alzheimer’s MDan25 5 points ago in Jokes

    I understood the 3 to 7 thinking of a 10 scale, but the 23 threw me off

    [–] What am I doing with my life MDan25 1 points ago in funny

    I thought it was a dickhead smoking this whole time

    [–] What am I doing with my life MDan25 20 points ago in funny

    What a dickhead

    [–] If I had a nickel for every math test I've failed... MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    If you ask OP, he’d say put it together and you have another nickel for him

    [–] Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason MDan25 3 points ago in Jokes

    I never do, that’s crazy. Who you calling crazy?

    [–] A blind girl once told me I was hung like a horse MDan25 2 points ago in Jokes

    You’ve got to hand to blind hookers. Seriously you have to.

    [–] A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    I appreciate it. I don’t understand the downvoting, people take things very seriously here. Oh well. My wife actually thought it was one of the funnier comments also, but she also laughed at all the downvotes.

    [–] A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" MDan25 -10 points ago in Jokes

    I agree, much better.

    An alternate ending, would be

    The doctor goes, you guys go ahead I’ll stay back with the donkey. I have 4 ex wife’s. The donkey is a lot less maintenance and best of all doesn’t talk.

    [–] A man goes to the doctor and says, "I've got a tapeworm." MDan25 10 points ago in Jokes

    A guy goes to the doctor after loosing his penis in a bad accident. Doctor says we don’t have anyone who has died today that we can use for a transplant, but a baby elephant died this morning at the local zoo and we could transplant the trunk of you want? Poor guy thinks for a while and decides that it’s better than nothing. Month after the surgery he goes back for a check up and the doctor asks Doc: How’s the trunk holding up? Patient: It’s not bad except for, every time I go to the grocery store, it takes an apple and shoves it up my ass!