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    [–] Two rednecks are walking along when they see a dog licking his genitals. MDan25 9 points ago in Jokes

    The ending I heard was

    You can try, but I think you should pet him first.

    [–] I have a 90 year old neighbor with Alzheimer’s MDan25 3 points ago in Jokes

    Wow. Even better.

    [–] I have a 90 year old neighbor with Alzheimer’s MDan25 5 points ago in Jokes

    I understood the 3 to 7 thinking of a 10 scale, but the 23 threw me off

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    I have a 90 year old neighbor with Alzheimer’s (self.Jokes)
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    [–] What am I doing with my life MDan25 1 points ago in funny

    I thought it was a dickhead smoking this whole time

    [–] What am I doing with my life MDan25 20 points ago in funny

    What a dickhead

    [–] If I had a nickel for every math test I've failed... MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    If you ask OP, he’d say put it together and you have another nickel for him

    [–] Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason MDan25 3 points ago in Jokes

    I never do, that’s crazy. Who you calling crazy?

    [–] A blind girl once told me I was hung like a horse MDan25 2 points ago in Jokes

    You’ve got to hand to blind hookers. Seriously you have to.

    [–] Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? MDan25 0 points ago in Jokes

    He must be dicktailor

    [–] Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot's uniform, MDan25 3 points ago in Jokes

    Places that only my priest has

    [–] Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot's uniform, MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    Who lies about upvoting, that’s terrible

    [–] We should ban yo mama jokes from this subreddit. They're stupid, unfunny, obnoxious and everyone has already done them at least one thousand times MDan25 0 points ago in Jokes

    But my dick sure knows yo mamma

    [–] In honor of 420 tomorrow, here's a weed joke. MDan25 3 points ago in Jokes

    Remember what?

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    Blondes know Easter (self.Jokes)
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    [–] What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly? MDan25 2 points ago in Jokes

    That only happens at family reunions in Alabama

    [–] What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly? MDan25 -12 points ago in Jokes

    You mean what in tarnation is going on?

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    Whenever you feel like a moron, just remember that Kim Kardashian played poker with mirrored sunglasses (i.redd.it)
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    Ladies, beware! New scam out there (i.redd.it)
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    [–] A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    I appreciate it. I don’t understand the downvoting, people take things very seriously here. Oh well. My wife actually thought it was one of the funnier comments also, but she also laughed at all the downvotes.

    [–] What’s the difference between a cow and the crucifixion? MDan25 3 points ago in Jokes

    You can’t wear a cow around your neck either

    [–] A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" MDan25 -10 points ago in Jokes

    I agree, much better.

    An alternate ending, would be

    The doctor goes, you guys go ahead I’ll stay back with the donkey. I have 4 ex wife’s. The donkey is a lot less maintenance and best of all doesn’t talk.

    [–] A man goes to the doctor and says, "I've got a tapeworm." MDan25 10 points ago in Jokes

    A guy goes to the doctor after loosing his penis in a bad accident. Doctor says we don’t have anyone who has died today that we can use for a transplant, but a baby elephant died this morning at the local zoo and we could transplant the trunk of you want? Poor guy thinks for a while and decides that it’s better than nothing. Month after the surgery he goes back for a check up and the doctor asks Doc: How’s the trunk holding up? Patient: It’s not bad except for, every time I go to the grocery store, it takes an apple and shoves it up my ass!

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    [–] Going out to buy some Barbie dolls for my son MDan25 1 points ago in funny

    Me too buddy, me too