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    [–] My Girlfriend is turning 32 soon. MDan25 6 points ago in Jokes

    Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s been more disappointed in you many times.

    [–] A proton, electron and a neuton get into a bar fight. MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    I think OP’s mom gave him gold!

    [–] What do serial killers and fat girls on tinder have in common? MDan25 2 points ago in Jokes

    I knew that fat bitch did it

    [–] what do you call an off brand Tesla? MDan25 2 points ago in Jokes

    Between Tesla and Edison, you would think this would be a much brighter new joke!

    [–] I called Suicide Helpline, they didn't help me commit suicide. MDan25 3 points ago in Jokes

    I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia once and they asked me if I can fly a plane?

    [–] I always thought of my dad as a superhero MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    What a cold hearted stinker

    [–] I asked my girlfriend if they serve whales at red lobster. MDan25 2 points ago in Jokes

    Must be nice to be single, AGAIN!

    [–] Doctor Joke MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    Do you always describe your sexual relationship as a joke? Lay down and tell me about your mother

    [–] I realise I was Dyslexic and gay... MDan25 2 points ago in Jokes

    I remember you

    [–] I ate a clock earlier MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    Time sure flies by fast on some days!

    [–] I ate a clock earlier MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    I was sitting by my window and I saw a clock go by.

    [–] I ate a clock earlier MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    I tried eating a clock before, but it was too hard and I threw it out the window.

    [–] Why did the chicken cross the playground? MDan25 2 points ago in Jokes

    Heard it watching my kids muppet babies cartoon the other day

    [–] I remember when I was a little boy, an old man suddenly stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason. MDan25 3 points ago in Jokes

    You mean heavy!

    [–] Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community... MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    That’s dark

    [–] Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community... MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    It’s a Jesus Christ joke off

    [–] I Got my girlfriend a “get better soon” card. MDan25 3 points ago in Jokes

    I wonder why?

    [–] How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take in to screw in a lightbulb? MDan25 6 points ago in Jokes

    I’m starting an Alzheimer’s journal. Very low cost. Same issue every month!

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    Today is the best day for my buddy who’s divorce attorney (self.Jokes)
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    [–] You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes... MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    This deserves GOLD, PLATINUM or some kind of hand out

    [–] You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes... MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    Did you mean they taste men better?

    [–] After my proctology exam I was left alone in the exam room for a few minutes. Then the nurse came in and whispered three words no man ever wants to hear. MDan25 34 points ago in Jokes

    I’ll bet you passed that exam with flaming, I mean flying colors!

    [–] Everyone needs a hug! MDan25 4 points ago in vegan

    👐🤗 this was the closest hug emoji I could find

    [–] Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed. MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    Happy blind cake day

    [–] Valentines special! $500.00 MDan25 1 points ago in Jokes

    If there’s a lot of demand, maybe we should start a business? Who’s in?