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    [–] A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her doctor for advice. MLaw2008 2 points ago in Jokes

    I've remembered my cake day once... I'll probably forget it again this year, but I know it's right around Thanksgiving.

    [–] Watch out for that door MLaw2008 1 points ago in WTF

    Hodor's evil twin was involved in this event.

    [–] You suddenly have all the money you'll ever want or need in your life. What's the first thing you do with your newfound wealth? MLaw2008 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Pay off my student loans, buy a house, and pay off that one speeding ticket that I somehow overlooked 7 years ago.

    Then upgrade our flight plans to Tahiti in September for our honeymoon asap.

    [–] What was your worst encounter with a goose? MLaw2008 1 points ago in AskReddit

    5 years old.. I had to go to my brother's baseball game. I started wandering around a pond outside the park. There was this trash can tipped over, and my nosey ass had to look inside...

    This goose comes storming out like I had just lit a firecracker under its ass and chased me all the way back to the parking lot. I'm 29 years old now and still afraid of approaching tipped over trash cans.

    [–] absolute legend MLaw2008 1 points ago in funny

    You can't just say you declare bankruptcy and make it a thing.

    [–] Which high school friend took a path you didn't expect? MLaw2008 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Hahaha no. The year I graduated highschool, and I'm too lazy to change my usernames to anything else at this point.

    [–] What did I just watch MLaw2008 1 points ago in WTF

    Wait.. That's illegal.

    [–] [Homemade] 2lb Ribeye Steak MLaw2008 1 points ago in food

    The char on that baby is amazing. Fucking bravo!

    [–] Turn your fucking headlights on! MLaw2008 7 points ago in FortWorth

    With some of the torrential downpours Texas has been receiving I disagree with this... There have been times when I couldn't see 10 feet ahead of my car on the freeway and the emergency flashers were the only things I could see.

    [–] Turn your fucking headlights on! MLaw2008 14 points ago in FortWorth

    The people who don't turn their headlights on or leave their high beams on are not on Reddit.

    [–] What makes your home home? MLaw2008 4 points ago in AskReddit

    Our cat knocking over everything he possibly can, and my fiance defending him after the fact.

    [–] Sphynx cat with no eyes MLaw2008 1 points ago in WTF

    Hi, yes, I would like to unsee this picture. Thanks!

    [–] Cat getting bach rubs MLaw2008 1 points ago in gifs

    Holy crap those are some crazy long piano fingers