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    [–] 5 arrested in 1983 'racially motivated' murder of 23-year-old black man in Georgia MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 3 points ago in news

    no, your view is that people should not be rehabilitated. thankfully your ilk are dwindling by the numbers each day as your neanderthal way of thinking dies off along with the rest of you. So you do you, but understand that as we progress as a civilized society, your types will vanish without a trace, and there is nothing you can do to stop that progress :)

    [–] Are long cardigans becoming popular among men in your area? MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN -1 points ago in malefashionadvice

    Flood pants are in? Man, simpsons really do predict everything. Love the Millhouse look

    [–] Trump shoves another NATO leader to be in the front of the group MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 1 points ago in cringepics

    "Girlfriend"

    It's ok to admit your feelings bro. Justin is an attractive man and I'd tongue punch his chocolate starfish, and I also claim to be straight

    [–] I got back at childhood bullies by destroying an entire town MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 47 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago) in ProRevenge

    Oh fuck I'm so erect. I love it when karma buttfucks a shitstain. A very similar thing happened to me.

    http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/rrstar/obituary.aspx?n=carlos-meeks&pid=144073602

    This piece of shit Carlos Meeks also bullied along with his shitty brother.

    They say living well is the best revenge, and I judge how well I'm living by how far I can shoot a rope of cum each year on the anniversary of this fuckstick's death

    [–] Creep at the club MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN -1 points ago in youseeingthisshit

    He tried it on 10 more girls that night, was successful with 2 of them and forgot about this girl 30 seconds later

    [–] Creep at the club MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN -6 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago) in youseeingthisshit

    It's basically rape

    Edit: after further review, there is a slight possibility that this might not be rape

    [–] 30, M. MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 19 points ago in amiugly

    Draw a line from the corner of your mouth to your ear lobe. Shave all the hair off above that line on your cheek(not the sideburns though, just the cheek)

    [–] Judge Judy Not Having It MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 2 points ago in pussypassdenied

    Judge Judy is now banned from SRS

    [–] Manchester Arena attack: Islamic State claims it carried out bombing that killed 22 at Ariana Grande concert. MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 35 points ago in news

    That's just it, ISIS is tryharding so bad to get notoriety but they just can't get the job done. Compared to the much worse groups in history, ISIS is a forgettable side note on the history books. A shart. The precum. A dried scab ready to be picked. A piece of overcooked pork left to rot in the street.

    [–] 19/M Want people's opinion on my appearance, what do you think? MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 2 points ago in amiugly

    Are you wearing eyeliner? Grow your hair out, download the starting strength app and start lifting. How does your beard look? You would look twice as hot with some scruff. This is a bad picture though, and anyone would look worse at that angle in that lighting.