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    [–] This hotel has fresh honey in their breakfast buffet. MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 2 points ago in pics

    It’s more about bragging to people that you’re a beekeeper. The honey and honeycombs are just a side bennie

    [–] Does this count? MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 8 points ago in justneckbeardthings

    Shhh, let them have this one. They’re desperate at this point and it’s causing them ulcers.

    [–] Does this count? MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 92 points ago in justneckbeardthings

    picks booger from nose and rolls it into a ball between index finger and thumb

    I agree.

    [–] P.K. Subban gets upset in the penalty box, but is also a good guy about it MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 1 points ago in sports

    Because he donated a shit ton of money to a children’s hospital. Reddit loves to get on the dick of anyone who does good things, it’s disgusting

    [–] All these new miners and price going down? MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 2 points ago in siacoin

    agreed, my rent and credit card bill is due in 2 days, i need the price to go back up so i can pay off all of my crypto investments

    [–] My friend ran into Dave Grohl at a Michaels Craft Store. MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 4 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    I'm lookin for a 40 off coupon

    Lookin for the smell o’ pine

    And balls of styrofoam

    To poke when I’m high

    [–] Disney clearly designed a Hillary animatronic first and had to repurpose it for Trump MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 1 points ago in pics

    The million dollar bother with a hot daughter

    Got a lot retarder by ignorin a lotta barbers

    By 2017, he split up our country even farther

    [–] Chick-fil-A opens on a Sunday to feed 5k passengers stranded at Atlanta's airport MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 8 points ago in news

    "no worries, I'll just get a bacon egg and cheese bagel at mcdonald's, i love those things"

    ...pull into mcdonald's drive through at 11:02 AM