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    [–] [ELI5] What does America being shut down mean, why did this happen And how would it get resolved? ManCrisp 1 points ago in explainlikeimfive

    And, forgive my ignorance, but does this problem stem from Trump wanting to spend a chunk of the budget on building a big was wall.

    [–] Thursday casual complaints department ManCrisp 26 points ago in CasualUK

    To the train conductor insisting we will be on the move shortly:

    We have been stuck for over 2 hours just outside of London bridge. There are children crying, a woman has gone into labour, people are shitting on the floors in protest, an elderly women has died of old age and a man in the next carriage has resorted to canabilism due to not picking up his morning Pret.

    Please, for all that is good and holy, stop promising these people that we will reach our destination. We must spend the last of our days becoming a self governing state in the slim hopes that even a few of us will survive and acknowledge that most of us will live and die on this god forsaken train to hell.

    [–] [OC] An eggcellent throw. ManCrisp 1 points ago in nevertellmetheodds

    Background story: This was not a first time success. I was say in my lounge with a group of friends drinking and had three packs of cards that I was routinely throwing at the egg (I was trying to improve my card throwing at the time, cool I know). It's by pure chance that one of the cards must of struck the egg perfectly to become imbedded in the shell. Suffice to say the room went crazy.

    I know there is a lot of made up shit on the internet and fake images for Karma hoarding and as such I understand people may not believe this is real. If I could go back in time and record the incident, or reproduce it today I would.