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    [–] A student of mine used to work for AMD. This is what was given to him upon ending his contract with the company. MaxC250 847 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago) in pcmasterrace

    Why would they do that? Edit: Guys, I like fountain pens, I get they're pricey.

    [–] [Daily Discussion] Wednesday, July 06, 2016 MaxC250 699 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago) in BitcoinMarkets

    Is pokémon go out in the US in any? Edit: I know it's out now damnit!

    [–] Preparing live squid sashimi is ... interesting. MaxC250 694 points ago in WTF

    I work with insects and I feel that they do, maybe not in a human way, but they react to it. It is sad for me to see this, and I'm glad somebody shares my view.

    [–] 🔥 Ant bites a butterfly's tongue MaxC250 674 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    I work at a butterfly house, and he will be more than fine. It takes a lot to bring one of these guys down, but I swear to God I will flip a shit if you touch it.

    [–] Getting asked on a date via Instagram comment MaxC250 641 points ago in cringepics

    Dude, you should tell her how you feel. And do it over text. And then post it here so we can give you advice.

    [–] How to Split a Wheel of Parmesan Cheese MaxC250 483 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago) in gifs

    And the part where he goes home to his wife, kids already up in bed, and is accosted by her hefty expectations. "Why do you cut cheese for a living, Gerald?" "Why can't you get an erection, Gerald" but Gerald thinks to himself, "This is it, no more!" as he locks the garage door and starts the engine. EDIT: a costed to accosted

    [–] These $6 sunglasses from Thailand are bullet proof and unbreakable MaxC250 383 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    You are mistaken, sir. That is a multistage bullet, the bullet in its casing is fired out of a primary bullet, leading to twice the speed and accuracy.

    [–] ooft MaxC250 313 points ago in Fallout

    Fthird person shooter, fps

    [–] me🎃irl MaxC250 302 points ago in me_irl

    If it's in a word, or it's in a look of extreme depression...

    [–] Thought you guys would appreciate this. MaxC250 272 points ago in techsupportgore

    Upvote in a reasonable amount of time to bring pepe back and have good luck.

    [–] Core strength. MaxC250 259 points ago in Unexpected

    Yeah, like how you Brits get surprised when we ride our Eagles.

    [–] This sums up every first date I've ever been on MaxC250 251 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    Hey girl, could I conquer that later? ~Napster Bonerparty

    [–] When you accidentally walk in to an annual accounting conference! MaxC250 234 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago) in gif

    The SCP foundation is an international organization dedicated to the security and containment of anomalies. PLEASE CONFIRM 05 CLEARANCE FOR FURTHER INFORMATION Edit: CLASS 05 CLEARANCE GRANTED Operating clandestine and worldwide, the Foundation operates beyond jurisdiction, empowered and entrusted by every major national government with the task of containing anomalous objects, entities, and phenomena. These anomalies pose a significant threat to global security by threatening either physical or psychological harm.

    The Foundation operates to maintain normalcy, so that the worldwide civilian population can live and go on with their daily lives without fear, mistrust, or doubt in their personal beliefs, and to maintain human independence from extraterrestrial, extradimensional, and other extranormal influence.

    Our mission is three-fold:

    Secure The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.

    Contain The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.

    Protect The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort, if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.

    Foundation Operations Foundation covert and clandestine operations are undertaken across the globe in pursuit of our primary missions.

    Special Containment Procedures The Foundation maintains an extensive database of information regarding anomalies requiring Special Containment Procedures, commonly referred to as "SCPs". The primary Foundation database contains summaries of such anomalies and emergency procedures for maintaining or re-establishing safe containment in the case of a containment breach or other event.

    Anomalies may take many forms, be it an object, an entity, a location, or a free-standing phenomenon. These anomalies are categorized into one of several Object Classes and are either contained at one of the Foundation's myriad Secure Facilities or contained on-site if relocation is deemed unfeasible.

    Operational Security The Foundation operates with the utmost secrecy. All Foundation personnel must observe the Security Clearance Levels as well as need-to-know and compartmentalization of information. Personnel found in violation of Foundation security protocols will be identified, detained, and subject to disciplinary action.

    Rival Agencies and Groups of Interest The Foundation is not the only organization with knowledge of and capability to interact with or utilize anomalies. While some of these Groups of Interest have similar goals and may cooperate with us on issues of global security, many more are opportunistic and profit-oriented, seeking to adapt or use anomalies to their own ends. Foundation personnel are instructed to treat individuals from such groups with suspicion at all times, and collaboration with such groups without the explicit prior consent of Foundation leadership will be cause for termination or other disciplinary action.