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    [–] TIL Hallmark movies take 3 weeks to film with a $2mil budget. MaxLo85 3 points ago in todayilearned

    It could be a bar... But she is the owner and it's struggling to stay profitable

    [–] People of Reddit, what was the dumbest thing you got punished for in school? MaxLo85 1 points ago in AskReddit

    We had a substitute teacher one day in 7th grade science class... She was collecting the random assignment we did that day and the entire class formed a line. I was seated in front of the classroom, so I just stayed sitting as the line moved past my desk. Randomly, a kid who was standing next to my desk just STABS MY HAND WITH HIS PENCIL. Not a little poke, like jammed it into my hand. I yelled, jumped up and shoved him back. He fell on his ass, and immediately yells, "Motherfucker you messed with the wrong person you're gonna get SHOT!" ... This is when the substitute actually starts paying attention to what is happening. So we both get sent to the principals office. There is no real disagreement in how the events unfolded, as I had plenty of witnesses. BUT ALAS - this is the beginning of the age of zero tolerance! - So since I had been in two little scuffles that year with various kids, I was on my third strike and sent to 10 days out of school suspension to be served at the downtown school district office with kids who had brought guns to school, got shitfaced drunk on an airplane during a school trip, people who vandalized school property, etc. And also got to met with an officer twice during the 10-days to talk about how our actions could lead us down very bad roads. The other kid who STABBED ME and threatened to SHOOT ME? He apparently had ADHD and was in a special class and that was taken into consideration for his punishment. He was given 3 days in school suspension. Still bitter about that shit 20 years later.

    tl;dr - Unprovoked I was stabbed in the hand with a pencil, shoved the kid in retaliation - zero tolerance got me 10 days suspension served at the district office and his ADHD status got him 3 days in school suspension.

    [–] What's the most professional way you've heard/said, "Fuck you," in the work place? MaxLo85 1 points ago in AskReddit

    That's anecdotal to your state then. In my state if you provide a two weeks notice and they let you go, it's considered a no-fault firing and you can claim unemployment immediately without the penalty of quitting.

    [–] From r/notaglobe MaxLo85 11 points ago in cringepics

    To be fair, that's not slightly against their opinion, that is 100% the opposite of their opinion

    [–] virgin computer engineer vs chad mechanical engineer MaxLo85 1 points ago in EngineeringStudents

    As a mechanical engineer named Chad, I approve this message

    [–] Cringing at your past self is basically proof of yourself having had character development MaxLo85 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    I've always heard it: if you don't look back at your past self and think you were stupid, you probably still are

    [–] You thought Ross with Nicolas Cage's face was unsettling... MaxLo85 1 points ago in funny

    With the way some of those people are dressed and styled, it felt like I was looking at the District in the Hunger Games

    [–] Beagle seeing owner after three months MaxLo85 79 points ago in gifs

    You know... Once you say 1 human year is 7 dog years, that means everything scales as a factor of 7? A lot of unnecessary math there. 1day = 7 dog days, 1hr = 7dog hours, etc.

    [–] Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks at Dallas Cowboys [Wildcard Game] MaxLo85 14 points ago in Seahawks

    You guys act like Dickson has ever practiced an onside kick

    [–] Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks at Dallas Cowboys [Wildcard Game] MaxLo85 2 points ago in Seahawks

    All you fucker saying good season a play ago I assume didn't see the championship game against Green Bay. Never count us out. Never!

    [–] Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks at Dallas Cowboys [Wildcard Game] MaxLo85 1 points ago in Seahawks

    I'm guessing you weren't a fan during the nfc champ game against Green bay