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    [–] What does it take to trigger foggy weather in game? McJock 0 points ago in TheSilphRoad

    Most people don't understand why 'fog' is even a weather type in Pokemon Go. All I can suggest is that those people visit Niantic's home town, San Francisco.

    [–] Steam Head, Master of Vape McJock 2998 points ago in Bossfight

    He has to wear that mask so people don't freak out at his eye nostrils

    [–] Ultima Morgan, Dealer of The Law: McJock 5 points ago in Bossfight

    But as all veterans know Omega Morgan is actually the toughest boss in the game.

    [–] Stanley dead at 95 starterpack McJock 1 points ago in circlejerk

    Saddest part is he never got to see how Infinity War Pt 2 resolves.

    [–] An interesting title McJock 3 points ago in BetterEveryLoop

    Protective Barrier

    1st-level abjuration

    Casting time: 1 action

    Range: 10 feet

    Components: V, M (a halfbrick)

    Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute

    You conjure a wall of force in range measuring five feet tall, one foot thick, and ten feet long for allies to take cover behind. The wall is opaque from one side, of any color you choose. The wall has an AC of 15, 30 hit points, and resistance to piercing and slashing damage from nonmagical weapons.

    [–] Hmmm McJock 28 points ago in funny

    You wouldn't steal a ship.

    You wouldn't steal a treasure chest.

    Stealing is against the law.

    Piracy. It's a crime.

    [–] Crappy Design McJock 35 points ago in CrappyDesign

    I think you're ovary-reacting.

    [–] Wingman of the year. McJock 23 points ago in funny

    Tuppence a bag

    [–] Anytime anyone says “science proves.” McJock 24 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    And frankly your confidence intervals are for shit.

    [–] This broken rock that looks a little bit like an avocado McJock 4 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    It's all Pebbles Flintstone can afford since first-time buyers got priced out of the cave market.

    [–] Dad of the Year Award goes to.... McJock 49 points ago in funny

    55 fucking dvds

    What do the other DVDs feature?

    [–] Well, do they? McJock 525 points ago in CrappyDesign


    [–] Extra mad McJock 392 points ago in madlads

    Strange bravado, but it matters not.

    [–] Absolute Madlad McJock 3 points ago in madlads

    Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.

    [–] Why Marvel doesn't like the idea of sidekicks McJock 561 points ago in funny

    The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is an alcoholic beverage invented by ex-President of the Universe Zaphod Beeblebrox, considered by the Guide to be the "Best Drink in Existence". Its effects are similar to "having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick".

    [–] This handwriting McJock 30 points ago in oddlysatisfying


    • capital 'A' for AAS

    • lower case 'A' for PaRT B - NON LINEaR RELaTIONSHIPS

    [–] That door to nowhere at my university McJock 89 points ago in CrappyDesign

    There's a staircase of blocks but they're invisible until you headbutt them.

    [–] Teachers of Reddit, whats your most NSFW story from your work place? McJock 12 points ago in AskReddit

    ... must surely mean decapitate. Disembowel is to remove the guts not the head.