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    [–] SHOPPING FOR A NEW CHAIR IN GERMANY, GOOGLE TRANSLATE ACKNOWLEDGES I AM A PERSON McJock 1 points ago in totallynotrobots

    NEGATIVE. ONLY 15% OF THE INSTANCES OF THE STRING 'PERSON' ARE FOLLOWED BY QUESTION MARKS. THIS INDICATES AN 85% LEVEL OF CERTAINTY. THIS LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS CONSIDERED AMPLE BY WEAK CREDULOUS FLESHBAGS

    [–] Just applied to be at Stormtrooper, what can I expect in training? McJock 22 points ago in EmpireDidNothingWrong

    This is my blaster rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My blaster rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blaster rifle is useless. Without my blaster rifle, I am useless. I must fire my blaster rifle true. I must shoot straighter than the Rebel scum who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before the Emperor I swear this creed: my blaster rifle and myself are defenders of the Empire, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no rebellion, but peace. Amen.

    [–] Cloud formation above Mt. Fuji McJock 0 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    Reposted from earlier today and fake.

    [–] Finally an optional extra I can get behind McJock 5 points ago in trebuchetmemes

    Or your money back.

    Terms and Conditions apply.

    [–] The Only Acceptable Pronouns McJock 2 points ago in dankmemes

    It's the sincerest form of Reddit flattery.

    [–] New upskirting law blocked by Tory MP McJock 61 points ago in ukpolitics

    he is a "big fan of the voyeuristic movement and would not be part of destroying something he loved""

    At last, a politician with principles

    [–] Should have checked iTunes... McJock 2 points ago in facepalm

    This reply is currently unavailable or has been removed.

    [–] New upskirting law blocked by Tory MP McJock 1 points ago in unitedkingdom

    Awesome, I'll go charge my camera battery.

    [–] Should have checked iTunes... McJock 30 points ago in facepalm

    Confirmed. Jon Bovi is a well-known English scholar and grammarian who loves the word "it's"

    [–] Anon likes Oblivion McJock 16 points ago in 4chan

    This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!

    [–] Mount Fuji McJock 113 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    Which explains why I am considered harmless.

    [–] Can we get a metric D&D core rules? McJock 293 points ago in DnD

    Flesh to 6.35029kg

    Level: 6

    Casting time: 1 Action

    Range: 18.288m

    Components: V,S,M a pinch of lime, water, and earth

    Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute

    ... just doesn't have the same ring to it?

    [–] Perfect Scenario at work.... McJock 2 points ago in funny

    You're thinking of Daddy Day Care, this is Son of the Mask