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    [–] This is why I volunteer to work every Thanksgiving McJock 34 points ago in gifs

    Oh. I just assumed it was because you hated your family.

    [–] My Encyclopedia mispelled "Encyclopedia" McJock 3 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Crap, he's right. What this guy said.

    I'll get my coat.

    [–] My Encyclopedia mispelled "Encyclopedia" McJock 6 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Which is itself a contraction of Encycledpaedophilia

    [–] Net Neutrality shouldn’t be a partisan issue. McJock 5 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    At least they're still on friendly terms with Uranus.

    [–] Serving attractive women McJock 1 points ago in videos

    I gave everyone $100%

    [–] Roses are red, I’m at a loss McJock 1 points ago in boottoobig

    Plot twist: he's actually just the Disc One Final Boss. The real Cake Boss has not yet been revealed.

    [–] MARS, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! McJock 1 points ago in PrequelMemes

    No need for such coarse language.

    [–] Scores 119 on a work break McJock 7 points ago in iamverysmart

    Lucky it wasn't testing the grammar side of the brain.

    [–] Almost cut myself on that edge McJock 1 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    missed Apache helicopter.

    [–] Not today, Ocean. McJock 2 points ago in gifs

    This guy is a cnut

    [–] This has been bugging me for years McJock 21 points ago in CrappyDesign

    Calm down OP! Close your eyes and count to ten.

    2 ... 4 ... 3 ... 6 ... 8 ... 2.5 ... 10

    Better now?

    [–] Boolean Hair Logic McJock -17 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    Then you are C.

    [–] SomeBODY once told me McJock 2 points ago in boottoobig

    Oh, the Scansion Police will have your badge for this.

    [–] Natalia Dyer is a real human McJock 222 points ago in totallynotrobots

    IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING AN EMOTION$. WOULD YOU LIKE HELP WITH THAT?

    [–] Roses are red, love is blind McJock 36 points ago in boottoobig

    "It is far better to be cucked by a fake, than fucked by a cake"

    • Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    [–] Khajiit memes on the rise? McJock 8 points ago in MemeEconomy

    I always had him down as an Argonian.

    [–] When you don't grind 40 hours for Vader. McJock 6 points ago in PrequelMemes

    “Grind is the path to the dark side. Grind leads to Vader. Vader leads to pride. Pride leads to accomplishment.”

    [–] A capsicum grew inside my capsicum McJock 2 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Yo dawg, I herd you like capiscum ...

    [–] Final Warning. McJock 5 points ago in pics

    And there's always a place for the ol' "spat coffee on monitor".

    [–] Final Warning. McJock 24 points ago * (lasted edited 7 hours ago) in pics

    Indeed, but my point is that 'internet inflation' needs to be factored in. When people say 'LOL', the vast majority of the time they are not actually laughing out loud. So when you do make an audible noise you're into serious ROFL territory. Research scientists are currently investigating the term which would be used if you did actually physically roll on the floor laughing.

    EDIT: The responses below make it clear that we need to commission a full, peer-reviewed study. Any PhD students want to take this on?

    [–] Final Warning. McJock 21 points ago in pics

    In internet terms that counts as a ROFL.

    [–] Body feather VS wind feather McJock 137 points ago in interestingasfuck

    After a hearty meal of beans and broccoli.